Anyway, when everyone was drinking Greg went out to the backyard to find something to eat. He came across a huge polar bear, and he ate it.
When he went back inside somebody asked if anyone had seen Matt’s Giant Husky Dog that looked like a Giant Polar Bear. Everyone looked at Greg because just at that moment Greg burped, but instead of a Burp a “WOOF WOOF” came out. Everyone started yelling at Greg, so he ate them.
Him and Sam went to her place and made mad teenager love in her mom’s bed. THE END