The Story of Greg Eating a Japanese

Once there was this Japanese guy and he was in America on vacation (he lived in Japan) and he wanted to go to a McDonald's to see if their hamburgers tasted as bad as they did in Japan (Because he was Japanese) so he went to a McDonald's But what he didn’t know was it was an evil trap set up by Greg to catch unsuspecting Japaneses

And when the Japanese walked in, Greg ate his Korean ass

and then the pope was there, and he got a hamburger

THE END (FIN -- that’s a translation for the Japaneses reading this!)