Greg went on vacation with his family and he ate the plane so they were trapped and he smells.

Summer of '99

Greg and his family went to the north pole. Don't ask me why, I didn't go with them, but someone told me that greg wanted to eat all the penguines. but there were none, so he just drank a lot of salt water. his mom is fat too.

While in the artic greg decided to cheat on his girlfriend.... with an iceberg...

Summer of '00

Greg and his family went to Yosemite national park. greg thought it was in south america, so he looked for tocos. but when he couldn't find any he got mad and ate a tree.

this is greg learning how to swim.... Isn't that cute?