"I saw this perfectly horrible show In this perfectly miserable place Soon as I took my seat At the start of a horrible night Before I knew it I slumped with a groan Berating Next moment I was no longer alone But congregating With several Tony night guests Who felt Millie should never have won How they'd stolen the Tony was Truly no less than a crime! Now there's this perfectly horrible show On my otherwise beautiful list And I'm tearing my hair out just Having a horrible time."