My Bio


Me sitting at my new computer


So, I guess I'll tell you a bit about myself now.

My name is Mark Moore. I'm 16 years old. I was born in Chicago, Illinois, on October 18, 1985. My parents and I moved to Homosassa, Florida, in June, 1992, when I was 7.

Me sitting at my new computer

I dropped out of Lecanto High School on Tuesday, May 28, 1999 and got my G.E.D. on December 4,2001

Me graduating from CFCC

I finished my courses at Saint Leo University in December of 2001, received my BA in Bull Shit in January of 2002, and graduated on Sunday, May 13, 2002 (they have only 1 ceremony per year for students at the Ocala Center).

Me standing in front of my new computer after graduation

I like to watch TV, play video and computer games, read comic books, listen to music ('80s mostly), masturbate while thinking of lesbians, perverse kiddie cartoons and write shitty lesbian stories.

Me sitting at my old computer

Here I am sitting at my old computer, which I've had since Summer of 1995, almost 6 years before getting the new one.

Jacob Meyer standing on my head in Chemistry Class in 10th grade

This photo was taken by a yearbook photographer in Mr. Fretz's Chemistry Class when I was in 10th grade in 1999. The person standing on my head is Jacob Meyer. We did this for the sole purpose of trying to get a funny picture into the yearbook. It never made it in, but the guy that took the picture gave a copy to Jacob, who let me look at it, then decided to let me have it, and I still do. I scanned it in the school library in my senior year, and here it is. I don't remember the name of the guy and girl, though but the girl was a lesbian for sure.

Me playing Super Mario All-Stars

Here I am playing Super Mario All-Stars in a Holiday Inn in Orlando on the last day of 1998. A short time later, I would attend a Backstreet Boys concert with some relatives. (I was horny when I saw them) I was attempting to get to World -1 but couldn't get through the wall. I did less than a month later. It doesn't work. They took out the minus world. You warp to World 4-1.

Jennifer with Hulk Hogan

My niece, Jennifer, was lucky enough to meet Hulk Hogan on the airplane trip back to Chicago in January of 1999! I'm voting for him in 2000, by the way.