BACKSTAGE TALENT (or lack of) Do not use without permission by said people:

Edward King, Former President, Acting  CEO of Royality Enterprises
Email: icwmag@yahoo.com
other contact info on Roster page.
All complaints, comments, bitching and moaning go to him first.
Quote: "I like two things in the world: Money and hating you"

Luke Wolf, Acting President of ICW
Email: darkshadow999@hotmail.com
other contact info on Roster page.
Techinal Second in Command, In charge of booking
Quote: "It's not bragging if you back it up!"

Commissioner Whoever
Apply at icwmag@yahoo.com
Ahead of making sure stuff gets done.

Booking/Writing Staff
Apply at icwmag@yahoo.com
Always needed and always welcome.

ON AIR TALENT
Feel free to use in a tactful manner:

Ring Announcer: Jeff McSimmons (doesn't do much)
Quote: "Now introducing-"

Play by Play: Skip Phillips
quote: "Edward King is an A-.... hey why is my mic dead?"

Color Commentator: Marco "That Kid looks nothing like me I demand a blood test!" Demtri
Quote: "And another amazing move by.... whoever that guy was... not that I care but I got alimony to pay"

Head of Interview Staff: Les Peters (face, honest doesn't pull any punches)
quote: "Don't back talk me young'un I've been doing this for 16 years!"

Interviewer: Simon "the Diamond" Yates (typical loudmouth ass)
Quote: "YOU SUCK ASS! I mean that in a good way"

Interviewer: Rusty Nailz (residential moron)
Quote: "I fear no man.... but Monkeys are terrifying!"

Referees: Jeff 1, Jeff 2, Jeff 3
Quote: "I'm going to kill the man who thought up the idea of calling all the refs Jeff!"

Sound Guy: Eugene
Quote: "NO COMMENT!"

Feel free to name anyone else as you see fit. I'm sure they don't care