Face/Off

Okay, I've seen several John Woo flicks and I'm not a real big fan: frankly, they've left me pretty bored...I'm not really wowed by the Woo dynamic whereby the central characters must leap or dive while shooting or that bullets must hit something unstable and volatile and each explosion must be shot from four different angles.

I didn't care about anyone in this film. I only cared that Travolta smokes like a pussy and is STILL FAT!! Doesn't he make enough yet to hire a personal trainer?!

I'll concede that when each actor played the other's character it was fairly interesting, but not enough for me to remember it two days later. See it if you really have nothing better to do--no, I take that back--don't see this--don't even pick up the box off the shelf--I SAID, Don't pick up the box off the shelf! Put it back. Now!