Mission: Impossible 2

Sweet Jesus, forgive me, I must hate myself.

I sat through this thing. I've given up on life and any hope of redemption for my sins if I can plant my ass in front of this insult to God and the universe. Forgive me, Lord. I have seen the fiery depths of Hell and did not condemn it. The flames licked the tender flesh of my blessed posterior, yet I remained. Forgive me for being blind to the wicked, evil ways of bad filmmaking.

I know my flesh is weak and matinees are relatively cheap, but I will try harder to remain faithful. Amen.