Listen, I like Star Wars. I've seen every incarnation of the series and I've enjoyed about 50% of it.
But Star Wars sucks. And it's your fault.
The fans have destroyed Star Wars. The ignorant, stupid, ass-licking public who endure all idiotic plot devices and marketing schemes, yet continue to fork over hundreds of millions of dollars to George Lucas when he obviously stopped caring a long, long time ago.
I'm not going to put down the first two films because they're pretty good, and I'm not going to make fun of ROTJ or even ewoks because Princess Leia in a gold bikini makes up for any idiocy: hell, I usually turn the damn thing off way before the singing starts.
Anyone who feels any excitement about any further adventures of Jedi warriors after Lucas' last waste of time, is probably brain-damaged.
When your parents found out you were retarded, didn't they send you to a special school?
Did you really see the same movie I saw? Are you so stupid that watching pod racers duel in a 2-dimensional environment didn't alarm you? These are flying vehicles, yet no one seems to understand that you can pass over another pod?
And why would a kid on a desert planet need a protocol droid?
And how small is Naboo that you can block all communication from it or pilot a small sub through it?
The Phantom Menace is so amazingly badly written that you can spend more time trashing it than it took to watch it.
And this is just a glimpse of the horror to come
But don't take my word for it: when you get old enough to take your SAT and if you score over 1000, then you'll understand. Otherwise, prepare yourself for a life of asking people, "curly fries or homestyle?"
Good luck.