Midiclorians????

Midiclorians???

Anyone who attempts to justify this addition to the Star Wars mythology is wrong.

Twenty years from now, when kids watch Star Wars and wonder why, in Part 4, didn't Darth Vader test all prisoners for midiclorians, knowing they are the basis for the force!!! "Darth forgot," is all we'll be able to answer.

Or maybe we'll say, "because George Lucas is an ass." And then smash all our Star Wars action figures with a hammer.