2003.12.29 Weird things all over the place
Well, first I tought Top 150 Webcomics was dead, but now it seems that there are things goin' on. I've taken away their vote button from a bunch of the pages, but when I got these news, I immediately stopped. I'll just bide my time and see what happens (and work on the comic, of course).

2003.12.18 When bad banners happens to good people
Hmph, seems like the banner over at Project Comics ain't working like it should. I'll see what I can do. And yes, I have started working on the next issue. Really.

2003.12.10 More about the voting!
You might have noticed a new voting link up there (only on the main page yet. Damn, I gotta find some easier way to update this thing...). That is a result of the following mail:
Hello there, I am sending you this email to tell you about and ask you to join a new top webcomic list. I am the creator of the list and I plan to have many great improvment to it over time, yes I know that it looks sort of bad right now but I do not have the ability to make a good banner and fix the layout for a little bit.

Again this site is very new and I have made it since the fall of Topwebcomics.com and hope to be the replacement. The site can be found here at http://www.projectcomics.com and if you do join the site I thank you. If you did not join and I have just wasted your time I am sorry.

- Night-Red
Well, I certainly don't think ya have wasted my time, and my reader(s) would certainly agree, Nigh-Red. Now go vote, reader(s)!

2003.12.05 About the voting...
Yeah yeah, I know about top webocomics and their problems. Well, untill (when?) it's all solved, ya can still vote on for me on the other place.

2003.11.24 About the board...
There seems to be some trouble with the board. But since nobody ever seems to use it, I figure I should just take it down. Sometime.

2003.11.23 If the next issue isn't done...JUST KIDDING!
Yes! It's what you've all waited for! As an early christmas present, here's Issue 4!

2003.11.20 It's link-tastic! Damn, that sounds even stupider...
Here's some more links for your clicking pleasure.

2003.11.17 The month isn't over, so don't sharpen your knives yet.
Have no fear! The work on the comic is goin' smoothly, and if nothing horribly unexpected comes up, it should be up soon! Also, as you might have noticed, there seems to be some trouble over at topwebcomics.com, but I have faith that they will return sometime. And when they do, VOTE!

2003.10.22 It's good to vote.
I've updated the button to Top 150 Web Comics to the new one. So vote! Vote now! Vote like you've never voted before! Don't heistate just vote vote vote!
Desperate? Me? No way.

2003.10.19 If the next issue isn't done next month, please don't just kick me in the nuts, but cut them off and stomp on them.
Allright, here's the reason: I go out to buy some pencills needed to draw the way I do ("you mean crappy?" "shut up, concious"), but when I get back home, it's the wrong type of pens! untill i can get the right sort, I can't draw. And I don't think I can fix 'em untill next month or so. So, hang in there...

2003.09.30 If the next issue isn't done next month, please come to my house and kick me in the nuts.
Fine, I didn't get it done this month either. But I am working on it! Really!

2003.09.25 Something to keep you exited
Here's a li'll preview from the coming issue just to keep you on the edge of your seats. Or not.


2003.09.18 What a fabolous offer!
Allright, I gotta share this mail I got yesterday: (my comments in italic):
Subject: Pump up your pucker $24.76
Well, I tought, that could be for either men or women. After all, i have no idea what pucker means. However, I would soon find out...
Get Plump, Sexy Lip's In Under 30 Days!
Wow! I gotta read on! What better way to bring out my masculinity!
CITY LIP'S exclusive lip treatment...
Stimulates collagen & hyaluronic moisture in your lip's resulting in BIGGER, LUSCIOUS, more SENSUOUS Lip's
Seriously, I have no idea about whatever collagen or hyaluronic moisture means (or what it has to be with my lips...sorry, I mean lip's), but I have this feeling that somehwere a doctor is rolling around on the floor laughing. Yeah, ROFL!
CITY LIP'S is used by men & women in 34 countries. Recommended by Plastic Surgeons, Celebrities, & Movie Stars And when you have LUSCIOUS, SENSUOS Lip's, who will notices that you forget interpunctuation from time to time? By the way, "used in 34 countries" probably means "is desperately trying to be sold in 34 backwater african countries."
CITY LIP'S super-hydrating formula plumps & reduces unattractive lip wrinkles & fine lines
Super-hydrating? You mean fill up your lips with water like they were baloons? Well, I've read this far, so I guess I'll believe in anything.
Easy to use, completely pain-free and GUARANTEED to work in 30 days or your MONEY BACK!
When you eventually get whatever crazy chemicals/pumps they are trying to sell, there's probably a folder saying "please note that CITY LIP'S will start to actually give results after 32 days."
Be the envy of all your friends!
I wish I had gay friends. Too bad I don't.
customer rating: FIVE STARS
Yeah, the two customers so far. And of course, the only way to give them your rating is to go to their homepage and fill in the for that basically is "Do you think our products deserves FIVE STARS or are you a moron?"
Women love beauty tips, forward this to a friend!
That means someone must've mistaken me for a woman. Damn, what can I do to get myself looking more masculine? Oh right, by pumping my pucker.
Distributors Welcome!
That means "We need more stupids than the one we have now to sell this shit, so PLEASE help us!"
This email is not spam.
Oh, I never tought it was. Ever.
You are recieving this email as a result of your opt-in to our mailing list or by having purchased a product from us in the past.
Well, the only things I've ever brought from the web is a pair of pants, some books and a CD. And none of them ever mentioned that I would get amazing offers about BIGGER, LUSCIOUS, more SENSUOUS Lip's. Really.

2003.09.08 For those who base their opinions on what total strangers on the internet tells them.
So, I've finally finished Final Fantasy Origins. And here's my two cents, so to speak:
The Graphics Generally they kicked ass, tough there was some disapointments for those of us who've played the original series.
The sound Rocked. 'Nuff said.
The gameplay Very faithfull to the original. good thing they didn't put in some Active Time Battle or anything.
The final verdict Definitely worth getting a Playstation for.
The comic Comic? What comic? Oh, right! It's...uhm...probably finished at the end of this month. Wait, did I say that the previous month? Oh well...

2003.08.27 It's link-stacular! Wait, forget I said that...
I added some more kickass links to, well guess what! The link page!

2003.08.20 Back to scool special! Only not as cool!
Yeah, tomorrow I'm returning to the halls of teaching. But have no fear, I will of course keep the comic-makin' up! Expect the next issue somehwere at the end of this month!

2003.08.11 More reasons...
Just wanted to say that this issue is a bit longer than those before. Therefore, more waiting.

2003.07.31 Reason why this isn't the "a new issue"-newspost:
I have gotten myself into a summer-job, and haven't got much time to work on the comic. But be assured, when I can, I'll work!

2003.07.27 Don't go yet! We haven't even started!
Just wanted to tell ya that I'm still alive and that next issue is coming closer to being published for each day!

2003.07.19 Letters, we don't get letter, we don't get stacks and stacks of...
I got a new e-mail adress. While I changed the contact links, I noticed that the orignal links didn't work at all! Grah! Oh well, it's probably fixed now. If you notice any problem...send me a mail!

2003.07.18 It's good to post
Okay, I fixed the link to the forum. So, post away!

2003.07.17 I still live! Fwahahaha!
Just wanted you to know that I haven't died in any tragic accident or anything. Just hang in there, vote a lot and soon another issue will come!

2003.07.10 It's been said before and it deserves to be said again: The truth is out there.
Okay, I just had to share this with you. During my jorney to Crete, I vistied a museum of ancient, minoan artifacts dug out by archeologists. Among these things were this clay thingie:

When I saw this, something else sprung to mind. Yes, you guessed it:

That lovable arcade character, Q*Bert! Obviously, the ancient minoans knew a good figure when they saw it, and long before video games were developed, they knew that this character would be a sucess. And then they died. Oh well...

2003.07.04 Back in black! Well, the page is black so...aaw dammit...
Yeah, I've returned from my jorneys. Unfortunately, the diary was...eaten by a dog...I mean, kindapped by an alien...uhm, a wizard did it and ran away... Okay, I admit there wasn't much to write home 'bout (litteraly). But mabe I'll put up some neato pictures. And yes, work has started on the next issue. Gee, do you also get a feeling of deja vu?

2003.06.25 "Don't worry, it's suposed to shake like that."
Okay, tomorrow I'm goin' to the fabled far-away lands that is Greece. That means my first jorney by airplane. And that there won't be many updates for a while. But when I return, I will put up my (hopefully) fascinating travel diary. 'Till then, uhm...live long and prosper.

2003.06.22 Bla bla bla Matrix bla bla bla...
I finaly got around the see Matrix Reloaded. It was all the usual bullet-time action, but quite a lot of talk too. I think i'll have to see it one more time to really understand it. On another note, no, I am not getting a new quote just yet. The one that is up right now is so damn good that it deserves to be seen a little while more.

2003.06.21 A message from our sponsors.
Just some words from a noted Internet personality:
"I pitty the fool who doesn't vote for this comic! Sucka!"
Well said, Mr. T, well said indeed.

2003.06.20 What you've been waiting for.
Issue 3 is up! Read it!

2003.06.19 They're coming from behind! Almost there...
I'm ALMOST done with the next issue. If I'm lucky, it's up tomorrow...

2003.06.14 Links galore! Well, sorta...
I've added some more interesting links. Go check 'em out!

2003.06.10 Figthing for fabolous Final Fantasy
Well, at last Final Fantasy Origins is working as it should. I tried to play it on a PS2 see, but that meant I couldn't save. One trip to buy a new memory card later, I can finaly relive the nostalgic wonders of FF1! Oh, and work is, as usual, progressing on the comic. Trust me.

2003.06.06 Holy summer vacation Batman!
My summer vacation starts today! And you know what that means: time to sleep!

Oh right, and time to update comic...

2003.05.29 Jump Harry, jump!
Work is progressing on on next issue. In other news, I am planning to make a second comic, based on the grand-daddy of all platformers, Pitfall! Expect vine-swinging and crocodile-jumping action.

2003.05.27 Updates? We don't need no stinkin' updates!
Sorry for the lack of updatin', but I've had so many other things to do. But have no fear, summer vacation is coming faster than...well:

That boulder from raiders of the lost ark. But in a nice way.

2003.05.23 Another year older and closer to death...
It's my birthday today! Wohoo!

2003.05.22 The new site is up!
Welcome to the new Intergalactic Heroes site! Hopefully it will be easier to naivgate. The sections are:
Archives: The place where you can find all issues of Intergalactic Heroes.
Characters: Also called "Who the hell are these people?", a description of the main characters that will be enlarged as more characters are introduced.
Links: Pretty self-explainatory.
Board: The message board for Intergalactic Heroes, where you can discuss anything about the comic (and anything else, I guess). Thanks to Top 150 Web Comics for this!
Contact: Comments? Suggestions? Complaints? Send me a mail then!
Zombies: Find out for yourself!