Cake xxxx
Mark threw a big bottle of water over Nat.
“Arrgh!” Nat screamed. “I’ll get you for that!”
Nat chased after Mark, but accidentally tripped over Ben, who was hiding behind the fountain from Rosanna.
Today was a great day for everyone. There was a big group of them and they were all at chessington world of adventures. Ben was with his girlfriend Rosanna, who was also often know as Roro. Mark was with his girlfriend, Nat, and Paul was with his girlfriend, Carley. Christian was here alone. He hadn’t had a girlfriend for a long time and was rather depressed about it. He had his eye on one girl at the moment and didn’t look at anybody else. Unfortunately, that girl was on this trip. With her boyfriend.
Kayleigh and mike had been going out for ages and it was agony for Chris. Kayleigh, known by everyone as Cake, (except when they were angry at her) was a friend of Rosanna, Carley and Nat. the four girls started off as fans, but they seemed to stand out from the crowd. At first Chris decided he liked Rosanna, but Ben took an interest to her before Chris had a chance to get to know her. After the 3rd year of the girls following a1, Ben asked Rosanna out and Chris was devastated. Paul had decided that Ben was insane going out with a fan, and that they are only for shagging. When he said that he thinks Nat can fulfil the job for him, Mark got furious and started defending Nat. Paul started shouting at Mark saying, “you love Nat! Hahha!” Mark got embarrassed and admitted he’s had his eye on her. “Does that mean me and Chris have gotta get with fans? I wouldn’t mind shagging that Carley!” Paul grinned. Paul indeed got his wish but then realised he had too much in common with Carley to let her go. Ben, Mark and Chris were surprised at Paul.
Anyway, as if from a fairytale, 3 couples were formed. Chris thought to himself, “maybe I should ask the other one out…” but brushed it off. However, he got to know Cake when the other 6 were off snogging and such. He knew so much about her and started to fall for her. He thought that getting Cake would be easy. But when Cake started talking about a new band she follows, boysterous, Chris started to feel jealous. The day he decided to make his move, Cake came into the group to announce she was going out with mike from the band. Since then, Chris hasn’t been able to look at another girl. He has barely been able to look at her.
“Chris?! Come over here!” Cake called. Chris had been staying out of their way in case he suddenly lashed out. Okay, that’s unlikely, but anything was possible.
Chris walked over to where mike and Cake were holding hands. He forced a smile.
“You hungry? The guys are thinking of getting something to eat.”
“Erm, yeah sure. Where’s Ben?”
Just as Chris said that, there’s was a yelp and Ben and Mark were about to throw Nat in the fountain.
“One… two…. Three!”
“You can kiss me however many times you like, Mark, I’m still gonna get you after lunch!” Nat warned as she ate her chips. Rosanna and Ben were arguing over the best value for money meal on the mc Donald’s menu and Paul and Carley were discussing lesbians. Rosanna settled on a 79p cheeseburger, arguing to Ben that it was the best value for money, considering the price per square centimetre of food.
“Paul, that’s what lesbians do. They have to find ways to have fun.”
“I’d love to watch them in action!” Paul said, eyes widening.
“Paul! Shut up! Anyway, straight couples have more fun.”
“Ooh, yeah, do you remember that time when we-”
“Paul! Shut up now!” Carley exclaimed as she put her hand over Paul's mouth and went very red.
Chris watched in disgust as Cake fed mike a chip.
“Aww, thank you Cakey.” Mike said as he kissed Cake. Chris cringed and turned away.
“Ben, can I have the keys to my car? I need to go out and get my sunglasses.” Chris asked, desperate to get away.
“No.” Ben dismissed.
“What?”
“If you go out the park you can’t get back in.”
“Oh. Maybe I should go buy some. See you guys later.”
Chris got up and walked out. The remaining 8 people looked at each other, confused. For a second. They immediately went back to their previous hobbies.
“What do you wanna do next, Cakey?” mike asked.
Cake contemplated this.
“I wanna go on the vampire! With you!” Cake grinned. Chris was re-approaching just as Cake gave mike a passioNate kiss. Chris felt so much pain and the heat of the sun started burning on his face. His stomach was churning and his heart was sinking. Everytime Cake kissed mike, Chris felt like he was even close to dying of a broken heart.
“You okay baby?” Paul asked Carley.
“Of course, I’m with you. Except… there is one thing.”
Paul looked concerned.
“The Ben on my back is annoying me greatly!”
“Ben” Paul looked slightly annoyed. “Get off her.”
Ben got off and gave them both a ‘spoilsport’ face and hid behind Rosanna.
Nat and Mark had wondered off somewhere and Chris was left with Cake and mike.
“Oh, look, a toilet. I’d better go.” Chris said hastily.
“Oh, I need to go too. Wait for me sweetie?” mike smiled at Cake.
Mike went after Chris through the opening into the toilets. Chris walked into a cubicle and sat on the seat. He started to think to himself as he sighed.
“This is a mess. I can’t cope for much longer.”
Chris ran his hands through his hair and rubbed his face.
He flushed the toilet and came out the cubicle. Mike was stood in front of the mirror.
“Having fun, Chris?”
“Huh? Yeah, I guess.”
“Aww, I guess it must be hard being single when you’re around 4 couples.”
“You have no idea…” Christina mumbled.
“But isn’t my Cakey just great? I mean, she's just… she’s great.” Mike seemed to drift off. Christian couldn’t care in the least. He left the toilets and walked out to where Cake was waiting.
“Chris?” Cake said. “Are you okay? You have seemed quite distant today. I guess it must be hard being around 4 couples.”
What were they, twins?
Mike came out, and they started to walk. Just as they did this, Nat and Mark walked towards them, both very soaked and both grinning.
“Have fun in the water??” Cake grinned.
A few hours later, the 9 of them tiredly walked through the car park. Nat was clinging to Mark to keep herself up and Cake was teasing mike about his hair being messy. Chris, however, started walking ahead. He couldn’t wait until he got in the car. When he was driving, he could keep his eyes on the road and no one spoke to him. He was just hoping that he was so lucky that Cake and mike would go in Paul’s car.
“Who’s going in whose car, guys?” Paul asked, twiddling Carley’s hair around his finger.
“Well,” Mark said, “I think me and Nat should go in Chris’s car and drive it. That way, no couples have to be split up. I can sit up front with Nat and another 2 can go in the back with Chris! Then the other 2 couples can go in Paul's car. Ok? Ok. Right, who’s where?”
When they got home, Cake was carrying mike into Mark’s house. It was so late that they all decided to stay there.
“Cake…. No… Cake…. Put me down! No!” mike screamed as Cake held him upside down. Chris looked at them, disgusted.
“Mark, I’m going straight to bed. See you all in the morning.”
Chris didn’t wait for a reply and he ran up to one of the spare rooms. He threw himself down on the bed.
“I can’t cope with this…” Chris mumbled to himself. “What’s so good about him? He’s not even famous. I'm much better. Aren’t I? Bastard. I’ll get her. I'm better.” Chris mumbled to himself as he turned over and hid his face in the pillow.
The sun shined through the window and hit Christian’s eyelid. He flinched and moved his head. He opened his eyes and frowned.
“Stupid sun waking me up stupid world…” Christian grumbled to himself, making it clear he hadn’t slept off his frustration. He got up and looked in the mirror. His hair was sticking up and big dark bags were hanging below his eyes. He scowled at the mirror and walked downstairs.
Ben was feeding Rosanna some toast while asking Mark how much it cost. Rosanna was moaning at Ben for feeding her because she is allergic to food. Mark was ignoring Ben and talking to Nat. Paul was arguing with Carley over a bowl. Chris looked around but Cake or mike were nowhere to be seen. He didn’t want them to be there, but was very curious to where they were.
“umm, Mark?”
“hiya chris! Help yourself to food okay? I'm sure you know where everything is by now!” Mark yelled, to get over the noise of so many people chatting in his kitchen.
“Mark, where’s Cake and mike?”
“oh, they haven’t come down yet.”
“maybe they had a late night!” Paul shouted over with a wink. Chris pulled a face, got a slice of bread and sat in the corner to eat it.
when mike woke up, he saw Cake straight away. He smiled and moved her hair out of her face gently. She stirred at this and finally woke up.
“hey, baby.” She said to mike quietly.
“morning Cakey!” mike smiled. Cake smiled back and closed her eyes. He leaned in to kiss her and he put his hand on her hair. Cake felt mike’s lips touch hers and her heart started racing. She put her hand on his chest and she smiled as he pulled away. She dropped her head onto her pillow and stroked mike’s face.
“I love waking up to you. You look so cute in the morning!” Cake grinned at mike. He smiled back at her and got out of bed.
A while later, everybody was up and in Mark’s living room. All couples were sitting together. Christian, who wasn’t listening to anything, was sat on the floor with the cat near the kitchen.
“…is that okay with everyone?” Mark asked. Everyone except Christian made some sort of inference that they agreed.
“erm, chris?” Mark said.
“what?! What!?” Christian yelped.
“do you agree we should have pizza for lunch?” Mark said, in a very serious tone.
“oh. yeah, whatever.” Chris said. He didn’t really care. He was deep in thought.
“i'm gonna go through to the kitchen, to get a drink. And mike’s coming.” Cake giggled. They stood in the kitchen and started kissing. Right in Christian’s view.
“I cant believe this.” Christian thought. “I've gotta do something. I'm getting rid of mike. Cake will be mine before soon.
Christian stood up very solemnly and walked out the living room, and out the door, without saying a word. Everybody looked around to each other and shrugged.
Christian breathed in the air. He had a plan to get Cake and it was going to work. It had to work. Mike would be out of the picture and Cake would be Christian’s. forever.