Artemis: hi

Christopher_robin: hello there. how r u?

Artemis: fine thanks, and how r u?

Christopher_robin: good

Artemis: how's pooh?

Christopher_robin: what? oh yeah, he is fine

Artemis: is everything fine in the forest?

Christopher_robin: a/s/l?

Christopher_robin: oh, sorry, yes, everything is fine.

Artemis: it isn't going to work, ah?

Christopher_robin: what?

Artemis: an imaginable talk. i thought we could have an imaginable talk.

Christopher_robin: what's this?

Artemis: once i've talked with somebody called peter pan, my user name was lilyt, and he was like the real peter, and i'm like the real lilyt, and it was fun.

Christopher_robin: who's lilyt? *scratching head*

Artemis: the devil's wife.

Christopher_robin: ohhh, so u r bad!

Artemis: is this going to be cyber?

Christopher_robin: who knows? *winking*

Artemis: you are not from india, right?

Christopher_robin: no... why?

Artemis: well, most of the boys in the boyband chat are from india, but usually their english is worse then mine, and urs is fine, so…

Christopher_robin: i'm from the uk, but all of my mum's side is from india…

Artemis: it's really annoying.

Christopher_robin: sorry?

Artemis: if only britain would have control israel, not only have a mandate there, i could have been an english citizen too!

Christopher_robin: lol lots of "have" there.

Artemis: i told you my english sucks.

Christopher_robin: so u r from israel, isn't it?

Artemis: yes. do you have any problem with israelis? *angry*

Christopher_robin: *lifting hands* no, no, why should i?

Artemis: i just wanted to make sure we are not going into a political argument here. i hate it!

Christopher_robin: ok, ok, no politics. i don't understand much in politics anyway.

Artemis: great, i think we r going to be real friends.

Christopher_robin: how old r u?

Artemis: i'll be 19 tomorrow! *smiling with pride*

Christopher_robin: many happy returns of the day!

Artemis: *scratching head* what? oh yes… i've read the book in english too.

Christopher_robin: what book?

Artemis: winnie the pooh. thanks, anyways. and how old r u?

Christopher_robin: i'll be 22… in november…

Artemis: liorie will be 3 in november.

Christopher_robin: ur little brother?

Artemis: liorie is a giraffe, in the zoo…

Christopher_robin: very funny.

Artemis: i swear! i work in the zoo, and liorie is a giraffe, and he'll be 3 in november 28. u don't believe me! u suck!

Christopher_robin: sorry, sorry *lifting hands*. i've never met anyone that works in a zoo before. it must be fun.

Artemis: it is. lots of shit, but i like it.

Christopher_robin: lol

Artemis: it's not funny. shit is my life! what do u do?

Artemis: r u there?

Christopher_robin: yeah i'm here.

Artemis: nature call?

Christopher_robin: lol

Artemis: what do u do then?

Christopher_robin: um, showbiz

Artemis: oh, i know, a boom man? a water boy?

Christopher_robin: something like that.

Artemis: it's worse then a zoo.

Christopher_robin: no it's not!

Artemis: yes it is! what's ur fav boyband?

Christopher_robin: sorry?

Artemis: u r in a boyband chat, remember?

Christopher_robin: oh yeah… what's urs?

Artemis: u first

Christopher_robin: westlife have nice songs.

Artemis: ugh, no. i really don't like them now, although i used to… *blushing*

Christopher_robin: so what boyband do u like?

Artemis: nsync and a1.

Christopher_robin: no shit!

Artemis: u mean 'no shit, i can't believe it!!!' or 'no shit… like, everybody likes nsync, dah'?

Christopher_robin: u r witty. i like it in a girl.

Artemis: oh oh, red flag… um, what r ur hobbies?

Christopher_robin: um, singing, dancing, having fun with my mates, listening to music, tv… urs?

Artemis: reading, writing, music, movies (i feel oblige to say movies, cause that's what i've study in school, but i don't really like them)

Christopher_robin: what sort of music do u like?

Artemis: this must be pop! ah, aren't we lame? i like hava alberstein, if u know her.

Christopher_robin: um, no… what's ur real name?

Artemis: Gale Harold is a god!

Christopher_robin: sorry?

Artemis: i'm not giving my name on the internet.

Christopher_robin: *scratching head* why not?

Artemis: um, i don't know.

Christopher_robin: i'm ben.

Artemis: i got it already *snickering*

Christopher_robin: what?

Artemis: an inner joke.

Christopher_robin: what joke?

Artemis: the explanation will ruin it… ok, ben is a male person in hebrew, and a son, too.

Christopher_robin: it's good to know.

Artemis: what, that u r a male person? really, it would be awful if ur name was 'bat' (female person).

Christopher_robin: u r weird.

Artemis: thanks?

Christopher_robin: do u have a bf?

Artemis: Gale Harold is a god!

Christopher_robin: is he ur boyfriend?

Artemis: *giggling* oh i wish.

Christopher_robin: so, do u have any?

Christopher_robin: hello!?

Artemis: just a moment. i was thinking whether i should say 'yes' and start my beloved story about my yehoshua or to say the simple truth, 'no'.

Christopher_robin: i'm glad.

Artemis: i'm not *pouting*

Christopher_robin: searching? *lifting eyebrows*

Artemis: Gale Harold is a god!

Christopher_robin: *irritated* who's gale harold?

Artemis: Gale Harold is a god, together with

Artemis: JC from nsync

Artemis: and…

Christopher_robin: look, i g2g now.

Artemis: *moody* ok…

Christopher_robin: *smiling* put me in ur friends list?... ok, i'm in a hurry, bye, oh, and i'll put u in my list anyways.

Artemis: bye.