Christopher_robin: hi. remember me?

Artemis: although i'm gone, remember me…

Christopher_robin: please be strong, i'll never leave…

Artemis: 10 points for knowing this song.

Christopher_robin: oh thanks.

Artemis: who's ur favorite westlife member?

Christopher_robin: sorry?

Artemis: we have to follow the right line of fans' conversation.

Christopher_robin: ok. bryan is kinda nice

Artemis: brian kinney is a god.

Christopher_robin: i thought it was… what's his name?

Artemis: be polite when you refer to Gale Harold… i'm waiting

Christopher_robin: what for?

Artemis: to be asked.

Christopher_robin: ok. who's your favorite nsyncer, artemis? (love ur name, wish u could tell me ur real one though)

Artemis: JC

Christopher_robin: he's a good singer.

Artemis: and a hot one too *winking*

Christopher_robin: well, i guess u understand better then me in these things.

Artemis: if you'll try then at least you'll see, then you'll never regret the things we never did.

Christopher_robin: is that a message? *winking*

Artemis: Gale Harold is a god

Artemis: no, i'm just in a phase now

Artemis: but it is a hint

Christopher_robin: *sighing* ok, who's ur favorite a1 member?

Artemis: *blushing* not nice to admit.

Christopher_robin: why?

Artemis: i have my reputation to keep

Christopher_robin: why?

Artemis: u'll think i'm a teeny

Christopher_robin: why?

Artemis: who knows why n why the zebra wears pajamas? i'm trying to translate a song in hebrew here. u can see i'm suck at it.

Christopher_robin: do u take care of zebras too?

Artemis: don't change the topic, baby…

Artemis: i'm searching for a song with the word baby in it… why is it so difficult to me? am i nut?!

Artemis: oh yes – tell me tell me baby, how come you don't want to love me? don't u know that i can't breath without you… la la la. i just LOVE nsync.

Christopher_robin: sooo, who's ur a1er?

Artemis: isn't it obvious? ben.

Christopher_robin: oh… that's nice.

Artemis: do u have anything against ben??!!

Christopher_robin: no, no, sure i don't.

Artemis: oh, yes u have. why? i mean, ok, so he is not as sexy as mark and christian, or mad like paul, but… he is cute!

Christopher_robin: i didn't say anything.

Artemis: *thoughtful* u know what, i think i feel a maternal love for him.

Christopher_robin: yes?

Artemis: yeah right, so why is he appears on all of ur slashy sexual fantasies?

Artemis: oh, sorry, it was my other self. did you say something?

Christopher_robin: no…

Artemis: ok, what's ur favorite westlife song?

Christopher_robin: what? oh, um, world of our own.

Artemis: ouch!

Christopher_robin: what's wrong?

Artemis: nothing… well, u r nice, so i'll forgive u for this.

Christopher_robin: ok… what's ur favorite… um… nsync song?

Artemis: space cowboy. know it?

Christopher_robin: no

Artemis: well, it goes like this – if you wanna fly, come and take a ride, take a space ride with the cowboy baby!

Christopher_robin: lol. a cheeky chick!

Artemis: JC wrote it. *starts drooling*

Artemis: and he also wrote and says "jerusalem" in this song. i'm from jerusalem. *sigh*

Christopher_robin: and what's ur favorite a1 song?

Artemis: songs. let's see – she doesn't see me, here comes the rain and make it through the night.

Christopher_robin: ur taste isn't bad!

Artemis: thanks. and i love isn't it cheap too.

Christopher_robin: how do u look like?

Artemis: Gale Harold is a god!!

Christopher_robin: ok, sorry. i thought u gave me a hint.

Artemis: do u have a gf?

Christopher_robin: u c? u do give me hints.

Artemis: no, me a good girl. i'm just curious.

Christopher_robin: ok... no, i don't have.

Artemis: a single and ready for mingle.

Christopher_robin: aren’t we lame?

Artemis: do u believe in ghosts?

Christopher_robin: no… why?

Artemis: shit.

Christopher_robin: how was ur b-day?

Artemis: fine. oh, the last pregnant roebuck lady gave a birth at last!

Christopher_robin: *scratching head* what's a roebuck?

Artemis: a most beautiful thing. it is the deerest creature in the world!

Christopher_robin: lol

Artemis: we have 39 roebucks in the zoo. persian roebuck. there are only 400 persian roebucks left in the world.

Artemis: i like the males most. there are zeus – the leader – and Gale, christian, mark, paul, ben and few yearlings (paul is a yearling)

Artemis: … i named them, i mean, besides zeus.

Christopher_robin: i could tell lol

Artemis: shit, my little brother wants the computer. g2g.

Christopher_robin: ok, bye

Artemis: bye

Christopher_robin: c u.