Chapter Forty-One

 

“He’s on the phone, he won’t be long.” The receptionist at Byrne Blood informed Del. “He knows you’re waiting.”

“Okay, thanks.”

“He’s gonna kill them.” Mark said to Chris as they sat on one of the blue couches in the reception area at a1’s management’s offices.

“Yep.”

Ben and Paul burst in through the double doors.

“It’s okay, we’re here!” Ben said, pleased to see that the meeting hadn’t started yet.

Del he could deal with, but the wrath of Tim wasn’t pleasant.

“Where have you two been?” Del asked. “You’ve known about this meeting for ages.”

“We’re didn’t forget, we’re just late!” Paul said. “And we’re not late actually coz you haven’t gone in yet.”

Del just turned away from Paul in exasperation.

“What’s up with you two? You look like you’re waiting to be fired!” Ben said, sitting down on the couch opposite Mark.

“You’re asking to be fired.” Chris said, flicking though a magazine.

“Shut up! We have a very good excuse for our actual non-lateness.” Ben said.

Del sighed.

“We were song-writing.” Paul continued.

“Yeah, got carried away.” Ben said proudly.

“Good for you.” Mark said, completely uninterestedly.

“It’s a really good song!”

“What’s it called?” Del asked.

“Caught In The Middle.” Paul said. “It’s wicked, man.”

“Tim’s free to see you now.” The receptionist announced.

“Thanks Elaine.” Del said, leading the way to Tim’s office.

“Thanks Elaine.” Ben mocked once they were out of earshot.

“Hi Tim, how are you? Yeah I’m sorry Ben didn’t make it to the meeting, I had to kill him.” Del said.

“Er, Del? We’re not even there yet. You’re talking to thin air.” Mark said with a smile.

“Why do I work with you lot?” Del asked.

“Because you need the money!” a1 chorused.

Del shook his head and knocked on a varnished wooden door displaying a gold plaque saying:

 

Tim Byrne

Executive

 

“Come in.” Said a voice from behind the door.

Del turned the handle and Ben, Mark, Paul and Chris trooped in behind him.

“Good afternoon. How are we all today?” Tim asked.

There were general all-round grunts of “Okay” and “Not too bad” as a1 and Del took their seats around Tim’s glass-topped desk.

“Good. Well, there are a few things I’d like to discuss with you this afternoon.” Tim began. “Firstly, the Asian tour that we had roughly scheduled for October has unfortunately been cancelled due to safety issues.”

“Typical.” Chris muttered.

Ben grinned happily at this news but toned it down after a disapproving look from Tim.

“We’re trying to re-schedule for possibly some time early next year, but nothing’s been confirmed as yet. We’ll just have to find something else for you boys to do.” Tim said, smiling.

“Is it definitely going to be re-scheduled?” Mark asked.

“Oh yes, even if it takes until 2004 we’ll get you out there working hard for a couple of weeks!”

“Good. We’ve had a good response over there, don’t wanna lose any fans.”

“Don’t worry, it’s all in hand.” Tim assured him.

Mark nodded.

“The second issue is somewhat more of a light-hearted matter. I’ve been approached by ITV concerning the next celebrity instalments of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.”

Tim paused for effect and all four members of a1 looked up, anticipating what was coming next.

“You’ve been asked to appear as contestants on one of the shows.”

Ben’s eyes lit up. “Really?!”

“No way!” Mark exclaimed.

Tim nodded. “The dates are a bit sketchy at the moment, but it’ll be filmed in the next couple of months. You won’t be paid for your appearance and you’ll be playing for charity, but it’s good publicity and it should be quite fun. Are you interested?”

“Are we interested?! Yeah!!” Ben said excitedly.

“We have to have a unanimous agreement. It wouldn’t do to have only half the band appearing.” Tim said. “I take it you’re in favour, Ben?”

Ben nodded enthusiastically.

“Chris? What do you think?”

“Do we get to choose the charity we play for?”

“Yes. You can either play for one, or several, splitting the money you win between the charities of your choice.”

“In that case yeah, I think it’ll be good. I’m in.” Chris said.

“Mark?”

“Yep, definitely.”

“Paul? You don’t look quite so enthusiastic.”

Paul shrugged. “I dunno. I’m all for the idea, you know, money for charity, stuff like that. I’m just not too keen on the idea of being exposed as totally thick.”

“Ow Paul, do it!” Ben said.

“Paul, if you don’t want to do it, you don’t have to. I told the producer of the show I’d ask you lot and get back to them, so it’s up to you.” Tim said.

Paul thought for a moment.

“We’re playing as a team, yeah? Not individually?”

“You’ll all be up there answering the questions at the same time. And there’s no qualifying round before you get to play. There’s just a running order and when the team in front of you on the list finish playing, you’ll be up.”

“So I could just sit there and not say anything?” Paul asked.

“If you wanted to.”

“Okay.” Paul said.

“Yes!” Ben exclaimed. “Thanks Paul.”

“You guys better know a lot of stuff. I’m not looking like an idiot.” Paul warned.

“Oh it’s alright, coz of course Ben knows everything.” Chris said dryly.

“I do!” Ben protested. “Hey, do we get phone a friends?”

“I’ve got copies of the details and a contract for you to sign.” Tim said. He pressed the intercom button on his desktop telephone. “Elaine, can you have the Who Wants To Be A Millionaire documents printed off for me please? Thanks.” He turned to Del. “You can collect them from reception on the way out.”

“Sure.”

“Who else is doing it?” Mark asked.

“I don’t know that yet, I’ll get a lot more information through when it’s confirmed that you’ll appear on the show.”

“Cool.”

“This is so cool! I can’t wait, it’s gonna be brilliant!” Ben said. “I can’t wait to tell Chloe! She can came and watch. Or she could be a phone a friend! She’s really clever.”

“Everything you need to know should be in the information I’ve had Elaine organise for you. I suggest you take it home and read it all through. If you’ve got any questions about anything before you sign the contract, just give me a ring. Okay?”

“Yep.”

“Yeah.”

“Right, on to the next subject then.” Tim consulted his computer screen. “Ah yes. The new album. How’s that coming along?”

Ben, Mark and Paul looked to Chris. He was the nominated spokesperson when they were asked about things like that because he was very very good at talking vaguely about things without actually getting to a point. Tim hadn’t quite sussed out this technique of theirs yet.

“It’s good.” Chris said. “We’ve been spending a lot of time in the studio recently, working on songs together and separately. Things are coming together nicely.”

Tim smiled. “Good! I’m glad to hear it. So how many tracks would you say you had finished?”

“Well, we don’t like to call them finished really, it sounds so final. Personally, I think that a song isn’t finished until it’s in the shops. And even then, there’s always some way you can improve or change it. Just by then, it’s too late.”

Ben and Mark exchanged smiles. Chris really was an expert.

“That’s fair enough. A good frame of mind to have.” Tim commended him. “You’re working hard then?”

“Oh definitely. You know us!”

“I certainly do. And I’m very pleased with your progress. You’re really making this new sound work for you.” Tim paused again to allow for comments. “Right, well, I think that’s about it. Any questions about anything? Any subjects you feel we haven’t talked about that need discussing?”

No-one said anything in the form of a question or subject for discussion.

“Everyone happy then?”

Everyone seemed to be.

“Good, you’re free to go then.” Tim said, smiling at his band. “Oh, except Ben. I’d like to have a word with you, if that’s alright? The rest of you can go.”

Mark and Chris exchanged confused glances. What could Tim want to talk to Ben about that they couldn’t hear?

“Uh okay, we’ll wait for you outside, Ben.” Mark said.

“Yeah.” Ben said.

He looked as confused as Mark.

Everyone left the room apart from Ben and Tim.

“What was that about?” Mark asked as they walked down the corridor back to reception.

“Yeah, that was weird.” Chris agreed.

“He’s gonna get a bollocking.” Paul said.

“How do you know?” Mark asked.

“Coz I’ve been in there alone with Tim and it’s not fun. Remember last summer?”

“The drinking thing?”

“Yeah. He had a right go at me. It’s scary, wouldn’t like to be Ben right now.”

“But what’s it about?”

“That I don’t know.”

“Do you know, Del?” Mark asked.

“No.” Del said in the most unconvincing way possible.

“You do know! Tell us!

“Yeah, what’s Ben done?”

“I can’t tell you.”

“Why?”

“Coz it’s…”

“Private and confidential.” Mark, Paul and Chris said in unison.

“It is! Tim would have my head if I told you. No doubt Ben’ll have a good moan about it when he gets out anyway.”

Paul laughed. “Too right, mate. That boy could moan for England!”

“Can you give us a clue?” Chris asked Del.

“No! Stop asking me!”

“Tell us tell us tell us tell us tell us tell us tell us tell us tell us tell us tell us tell us tell us tell us!!!”

“Paul stop being a pain.” Del said as they entered the reception area.

“He can’t, that’s what he does.” Mark said.

“Yeah, he’s always annoying, he can’t help it.”

Paul shot Chris a dirty look.

“Oh yes, and a pure evil look-giver.” Chris continued.

“You’re the pain.” Paul said, pushing Chris.

“Now now children, play nice.” Mark said.

Practically everyone in the whole building jumped as a door slammed loudly and a very angry Ben came storming into reception.

“Just a guess, not good news?” Chris said quietly to Mark.

Mark raised his eyebrows by way of reply.

“You okay, Ben?”

“I hate that man, I hate him! Why is he even our manager? I hate him!”

“What did he say?”

“I cannot believe the nerve of him! What right does he have to talk to me like that?! Well I’m not staying here a minute longer. I am going home.” Ben announced.

The three a1 guys exchanged glances again. It was that kind of day. Except this time they were exchanging frantic glances. If Ben went home now, they’d never know what Tim had said to him.

“Why don’t you calm down Ben…”

“Calm down?! Do you know what he said to me?!”

“No, we really don’t.” Paul said. “Why don’t you tell us?” he added.

Ben sighed and ran a hand through his hair, pushing it back off his face.

“No, I just wanna get out of here.” He said.

“Well why don’t we all go and get a coffee or something? Discuss the meeting.” Chris suggested.

“That’s a very good suggestion Chris, let’s do that. What do you think Ben? Fancy a coffee?” Paul asked.

“I need something stronger than that.”

“Oh for god’s sake, just tell us what Tim said.” Mark said, surprised at his own impatience.

Ben exhibited similar surprise.

“Let’s all go back to mine, yeah? I think there’s some alcohol left over from last night.”

“You mean you didn’t drink it all?!” Mark said.

Ben grinned at him. “We barely got started, Mark.”

“How are we all getting back to your place?” Chris asked Ben.

“Well me and Paul got a taxi here. We didn’t think it’d be very sensible to drive after last night. How did you two get here?”

“Separate cars.”

“Great, we have a lift back then!” Paul said, as they left the building and headed towards the car park.

Chris laughed. “One in each car?” he said, looking at Mark.

“Good plan. I get Ben.”

“Why do you get Ben? I want Ben!”

“This is new.” Ben said with amusement.

“They want you Ben.” Paul said.

“So I see. Either that or they don’t want you.”

“I hadn’t thought of it like that…”

“I think I’d rather go home with Mark.” Ben said. “I’m less scared of his driving.”

“There’s nothing wrong with my driving!” Chris said indignantly.

“No, if you’re a racing car driver!”

“You do go quite fast.” Paul told him.

“I like going fast.”

“Good for you. I like going slow.” Ben said.

“Hey! I don’t drive slowly!” Mark protested.

“Just get in the car and don’t say anything else, or neither of us will have a lift home.” Paul said.

“Okay.” Ben said, getting into the passenger side of Mark’s car. “See you back at home!”

“Yeah, see ya.” Paul said, getting into Chris’s car.

“I do not drive slowly.” Mark said as he started up the car.

“No, just carefully.” Ben said diplomatically.

Mark smiled. “So what did Tim say to you?”

“It was about Chloe.” Ben said, putting the radio on. “Well not directly about Chloe, about that story in the papers.”

“Oh god, I’d forgotten about that.”

“So had I.”

“So what, Tim was asking you about it?”

“If you call threatening me asking, yeah.”

“What?”

“He said that it better not be true or I’d be in a lot of trouble.”

“He said that?”

“Yep. Word for word.”

“That’s a bit harsh.”

“Tell me about it.”

“So what did you say?”

“Well I kinda got a bit angry…”

“Ben…”

“I know I know, but he made me cross, I couldn’t help it! Anyway, I said that it was none of his business what I got up to in my spare time.”

“That can’t have gone down too well.”

“Understatement. He said that as long as I was under contract with him, it was most definitely his business, especially if what I did in my spare time involved sleeping with underage girls. He said any rumours affected him directly. Well that made me even more mad coz it was like he was suggesting that things like that didn’t affect me.”

“Yeah.”

“So I said, well shouted actually, that if he’d bothered to ask me if it was true instead of accusing me before he knew anything about it, he’d have found out that he didn’t have to worry about his precious reputation being called into dispute coz it wasn’t true. And then I said that if he had any faith in me to start with, he wouldn’t have even believed the rumour. Well then he said that he didn’t believe it, which is total crap as I told him. I said that in that case, he was making an awful big deal about something he didn’t believe in. Then I walked out.”

“You didn’t consider just staying calm and explaining it to him?” Mark asked.

“Well I would have done if he hadn’t have started having a go at me! I couldn’t help it.”

“Yeah, I know.”

“Am I in huge amounts of trouble now?” Ben asked worriedly. “This is so bloody typical, why can’t I just have a full good day without something ruining it?”

“You might wanna ring up Tim and apologise.” Mark suggested.

“Why? It’s not me in the wrong.”

“Ben…”

Ben sighed. “Okay. But I’ll do it when he won’t be there so I can just leave a message.”

“Such a wimp.”

“Shut up, you’d do the same.”

“I wouldn’t shout at him to start with.” Mark pointed out.

“That’s coz you’re infuriatingly calm and sensible.”

“Better than being short tempered.”

Ben smiled. “I guess.”