Chapter Four

 

“Right, well I’m going to go and get changed I think.” Chloe said.

“Okay.” Paul replied.

He was pretty sure that he’d managed to put Chloe’s mind at rest about Mark. He felt really bad lying to her though, and throughout the conversation he had become increasingly angry with Mark. Lately he seemed to be hurting everyone; he’d managed to piss Chris off yesterday by being thoughtless when he was only trying to help, he’d made Chloe so confused that she’d convinced herself that he hated her, he was being disloyal to Ben, and making Paul lie to cover his back. Yep, that was about all of them. Paul was frankly fed up of giving him the benefit of the doubt, even pitying him, when in reality, everything bad going on at the moment was his fault. He needed sorting out, and sooner rather than later.

“I’ll see you later then.” Chloe turned to go. “Oh, and Paul?”

“Yeah?”

“Thanks.” She said, smiling warmly at him.

“Any time. Really, I mean that.” Paul managed to smile back even though by now he was fuming with anger and resentment.

Chloe left the kitchen and Paul set off in search of Mark. He found him standing in the dining room by the big window.

“What the hell do you think you’re doing?” Paul said, trying not to shout.

Mark turned round wearily. “What?”

Paul was taken aback for a few seconds by how tired Mark looked.

“You can’t treat people like that.”

He really was no good at being angry.

“Paul, I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Mark said, as if he had much bigger things to worry about. Which was fair enough, but thinking about how upset Chloe was brought all the anger back to Paul.

“Chloe. I’ve just spent the last half an hour trying to convince her that you don’t hate her.”

“What?” Mark asked, suddenly looking concerned. “I don’t hate her.”

“I know you don’t.” Paul said.

That’s the whole problem isn’t it?

“But she’s so confused about the way you’ve been treating her lately that she’s convinced you do.”

“The way I’ve been treating her? But I’ve hardly even spoken to her.” Mark said.

“That’s the whole point!” Paul exclaimed. He was getting frustrated now. “She’s not stupid you know, she has noticed something’s wrong. I know you’re feeling a bit mixed up at the moment, god, don’t I know it…”

Paul didn’t have a chance to finish.

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

Paul could see Mark was getting angry too.

“You’ve been taking it out on everybody when it’s not even our fault!”

“No I haven’t.”

“Oh so being insensitive and thoughtless doesn’t count then? You’re either ignoring us, moaning to us or insulting us and I for one am totally fed up of it.”

“You’re meant to be my friend Paul. I thought you’d understand. I wish I hadn’t told you now.” Mark said.

“So do I! I’d be much happier if I didn’t know every single little detail of this stupid affair in your head!”

That must have hurt, as Mark didn’t reply straight away. Well good, so it should.

“I don’t know why I even bother talking to you sometimes.” He said finally.

“Well I’m surprised you even get a chance coz all I seem to be doing recently is moping up the emotional mess you seem to leave everywhere you go.”

“This is about Chloe again isn’t it?” Mark asked, seemingly needlessly.

“Isn’t everything?!” Paul said exasperatedly.

“No, I mean just now, the conversation you had with her. This isn’t about anyone else at all. Have you got a thing for her or something?”

Paul couldn’t believe his ears!

“Don’t make me laugh, you’re the “emotionally troubled” one remember? I’m just trying to protect her, and everyone else,” he said pointedly. “from the damage you have it in your power to cause. She doesn’t understand what’s going on, you can’t keep doing this to her. It’s not fair.”

“I’m not doing it on purpose. I don’t want to hurt her.”

“It’s a bit late for that. You know, if you were a bit nicer to her, you might stand a chance.”

“I don’t want that.”

“Well what do you want? Coz excuse me if I’m wrong here, but isn’t the whole point of this that you do want her?”

“No! I don’t know.” Mark said unhappily.

“Look, I don’t want to hear your tragic explanations of how hard it is for you, I just want you to sort this out.”

“You have no idea what I’m going through…”

“No, and what’s more, I don’t care! I don’t know who I’m meant to tell what about you and I’m not going to keep lying for you. Especially not to Ben. Do you have any idea how I feel lying to one of my best friends? No, you haven’t even considered it have you? Too busy wrapped up in your own pathetic problems.” Paul said cuttingly.

“That’s not fair.”

“Don’t you tell me what is and what isn’t fair. Are you saying what you’re doing to everyone close to you is fair?”

“I know it’s not fair…”

“No, you don’t! You’re just one hundred percent selfish. You don’t care about anyone else, least of all Chloe.”

Mark looked shocked. “You know how I feel about Chloe.”

“But do you really feel like that or is it something you deliberately started to get over Joanne?” Paul asked.

“This has nothing to do with Joanne.”

“Of course it has! It has everything to do with Joanne! If you hadn’t split up with her when you did, do you really think we’d be having this conversation now?”

Mark didn’t reply.

“Well do you?!”

“Paul, I don’t want to argue with you over this…” Mark said calmly.

“So don’t. Walk away like you always do. Go and pretend it’s not happening.”

“You know, I could really do without this right now…”

“Oh I’m sorry, I forgot, you have “problems”. Well guess what? So does everyone else. Every single person in the whole world has problems, but you’re the only one who feels theirs is so much more terrible than everyone else’s that you have an excuse for the way you’re behaving. Well I’m sorry but I don’t agree with your twisted logic. So I suggest you either go and sort it out right now or just shut up about it, coz I don’t wanna hear about it any more!”

“You don’t get it do you?” Mark started.

“No I don’t…”

“For god’s sake, just let me finish will you?! I can’t sort it out because whatever I do, someone always ends up getting hurt. I try to keep my distance because I think it’s the best solution, but it turns out it’s upsetting Chloe so what do you suggest? Coz I’m pretty sure Ben wouldn’t be too pleased if I turned the tables and started being all over her.”

“What I don’t understand is how you can be so bloody arrogant that you automatically assume that she feels the same way! Has it even occurred to you that she might be totally happy with Ben and hardly ever thinks about you? Coz I hate to burst that little bubble you seem to be living in at the moment, but not every girl in the world worships the ground you walk on and would die for an opportunity to get with you. Joanne certainly didn’t.” Paul added under his breath.

Apparently not subtly enough.

“Why do you always have to bring her into things? She’s in the past Paul, what are you trying to do to me?!”

“Make you see sense!”

“I can see sense. I know this is wrong. I think about it every single second of every day but I don’t know what to do about it! And of course it’s crossed my mind she doesn’t feel the same way, I know she probably doesn’t, but I can’t help how I feel. So please just stop arguing for arguments sake and get off my back!”

 

When he came to, Chris found himself in a glass bottle with miniature frogs chewing at his toes. He tried to cry out for help but unfortunately, his mouth had been removed and in its place was a golf ball, which was of absolutely no use to Chris whatsoever seeing as he didn’t know how to play golf. He tried to send his S.O.S message telepathically but as he wasn’t actually telepathic, that didn’t work either. What he really needed now was a cosmic spaceman. Suddenly, a fat man dressed in authentic cowboy gear appeared at his side.

“Hi I’m Bob and I’ll be your cosmic spaceman for today.” He said, shaking Chris’s hand firmly.

Chris was about to ask him if he knew the way out when he said,

“I’m afraid you’ve been declared criminally insane. We’re going to have to hang you up by your flugles and beat you senseless with wooden spoons.”

Bob gestured to the small army of tortoises behind him fiercely gripping pink wooden spoons. As they started to advance towards him, Chris heard a heavenly voice calling his name. Was it an angel? Chris looked up to the neck of the bottle. The mists cleared and he saw… Ben? What was he doing here? That wasn’t his voice. Chris was confused.

“Can you get me out?” he shouted up to him, but Ben didn’t reply. He just kept staring at Chris. He heard the voice again, louder this time.

“Chris? Can you hear me?”

Chris could, but he didn’t seem to be able to tell anyone that. This was definitely not good. He looked to his left. The tortoises had changed into flying pandas but they didn’t seem to be getting any closer so that was alright. Time was running out though he noticed from the countdown clock on the wall. Soon the hand would get to the number of oblivion and who know what would happen then!

Then suddenly, without any warning, the bottle filled with water and Chris was sitting in Ben’s front room.

What? Why am I…? Oh, it was a dream! But why am I wet?

Before he had time to contemplate that fact any further, Chris noticed Chloe and Ben standing by his chair, staring at him.

“Are you alright?” Chloe asked with a smile.

“Yeah, I just had the strangest dream. Did you tip water on me?” Chris asked, still feeling slightly bemused.

“Yeah she did, isn’t she horrible?” Ben said.

Chloe gasped. “I did not, it was you! Don’t listen to him Chris, he’s a liar!” she said, pushing Ben away playfully.

“Okay, but why?” Chris asked.

“Well I was trying to wake you up nicely, but you wouldn’t wake up so he got a cup of water and threw it over you. I did try to stop him but you know what he’s like!” Chloe explained.

“What’s that supposed to mean?” Ben asked in mock shock.

“Nothing!” Chloe said mysteriously.

Chris laughed. “You two! You’re like little children!”

“She started it!” accused Ben.

“You know you love me really!” Chloe said as Ben hugged her.

“I really do.” Ben said, kissing her.

Yuk. Just what you want to see first thing in the morning when you’ve got a hangover. Chris thought.

“So, tell us about your dream then.” Chloe said.

“It was a bit muddled, I can’t remember most of it but there was definitely…”

Chris was interrupted by a loud clatter and a bang from the dining room.

“What the hell was that?” Ben said, letting go of Chloe.

The three of them made their way over to the dining room doors. Opening them, Chris saw something he never thought he’d see. Mark was lying on the floor, slumped against the wall, holding his eye. A small table was on its side, which must have been what made the clattering noise. Paul was standing just right of the doors looking incredibly angry. Angrier than Chris had ever seen him look, in fact. It didn’t take a genius to put two and two together and work out what had happened: Paul must have hit Mark. Something really bad must have happened though; they usually got on so well.

“What’s going on?!” Ben asked.

As soon as Ben said that, Chris realised he knew the answer. He remembered what Paul had said about Mark yesterday at the shoot. Chris thought he’d calmed down, but he should have noticed how angry he really was. The more he thought about it, the more convinced he became. It had to be about Chloe. What else would they argue about? Chris still couldn’t believe Paul would actually hit Mark though. He wasn’t like that.

“Well? Are you gonna tell me why you felt the need to fight in my flat?” Ben asked seriously. “Or why you felt the need to fight at all! This isn’t like either of you. I wanna know what’s going on.”

Chris was pretty sure Ben actually really wouldn’t want to know what was going on.

Mark said nothing but started to get up off the floor.

“Paul? Do you wanna tell me why you just hit one of your friends?” Ben persisted.

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no. Don’t say anything. This is not a good time to tell Ben. Chris pleased silently.

Paul looked from Ben to Mark, obviously still furious.

“I’ll tell him.” He threatened.

Oh no.

“Well maybe you should because the way I’m feeling right now, I honestly don’t care.” Mark said, now standing opposite him.

Okay, this was getting dangerous.

“What are you talking about?” Ben asked.

Not a good question.

“I think maybe everyone needs to calm down a bit.” Chris said.

“Don’t tell me to calm down!” Paul started.

Chris shot him a look.

“It’s okay, I’ll sort it out.” He said to Ben. “Why don’t you and Chloe… um... go… somewhere else.”

There were undoubtedly a million better ways he could have said that, but he was so desperate to get both of them out of there before Paul said something stupid, he couldn’t think of any. Ben looked a bit hesitant but agreed anyway, and him and Chloe left the room. Chris thought about Chloe’s reaction to the fight. She’d looked really worried and… guilty. She couldn’t know could she? No, Mark would have said. Unless he didn’t know that she knew. Was it possible she could have worked it out on her own?