B: Wa aleikum salaam... Ey-eh-eh, eju we de i?!

A: Hmm, omi de un! Abi i gbane kun le owu n ka ki un bu chi'yawo w'oja we enyini. Ukolo ha?

B: To, enedu gwa maneji ke un. G'wane ko cho. Ewun du che kpabiye te, aja ewun du che kpuna.

A: A to, igba ku kawun ami ... ee-blahblahblahblahblahblahblah...

B: Amune je gbon... ee-blahblahblahblahblah... eja ta tido efi Tom and Jerry ka gwa go kpi attayi ki na chukolo un... ee-blahblahblahblahblah....

A: ... Not eviriting ki cha-yin chi gold... ee-blahblahblahblah...

Stoppit now! Where's the English version? This is the Igala one, dummy!!!

A: Peace unto thee...

B: And peace unto thee too... What the... Is that really you?!

A: Yeah, it's me allright. It's been so long, I decided to drop by. So, how's work?

B: Well, everyone's 'managing' things. Please, do sit down. Everything's messed up these days, things are so expensive.

A: Exactly, and when I told those... blahblahblahblahblahblahblah...

B: People never listen... blahblahblahblahblah... and we were watching a fish dance in the Tom and Jerry cartoon over at the old boss's home... blahblahblahblahblah...

A:... Not everything that shines is gold... blahblahbl...

No!!! Quick an interlude!...

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