BB: Hi there folks, the name's BB Flyingtreestump
the 4th and I'm joined by academic, fireman, supermodel, actor, former pro-wrestler
and stuntman Gung-ho Dodo Howie. Tonight we have a special title match on
the cards, it's the current World Simwrestling champion, the superhero of
the downtrodden, the master of the absurd powerbomb,
C..A..P..T..A..I..N . INCONCEIVABLE!!!
vs one of my favourite supervillains Dr Oddo, arguably one of the best
entertainers out there today. You know Dodo I think the Captain might just
lose his title tonight.
Dodo: I dunno BB.. Captain Inconceivable is the greatest... Did you see what he did to Yuppie Bob and Rich Peter Pockets the other day?
BB: I think you're just a little biassed Dodo, and by the way the Captain is not the greatest. We all know that Bobo the funky Monkey, who held the title for 15 years is regarded as the greatest World Simwrestling Champ of all time.
Dodo: Liar... you just can't admit that the Captain is better... and by the way everyone knows that Bobo's title reign was engineered. The only reason why they allowed him to keep the title was because he was getting married to the boss's daughter.
BB: Whatever Dodo.. any ways... the match is going to start soon.
Dodo: I dunno BB.. Captain Inconceivable is the greatest... Did you see what he did to Yuppie Bob and Rich Peter Pockets the other day?
BB: I think you're just a little biassed Dodo, and by the way the Captain is not the greatest. We all know that Bobo the funky Monkey, who held the title for 15 years is regarded as the greatest World Simwrestling Champ of all time.
Dodo: Liar... you just can't admit that the Captain is better... and by the way everyone knows that Bobo's title reign was engineered. The only reason why they allowed him to keep the title was because he was getting married to the boss's daughter.
BB: Whatever Dodo.. any ways... the match is going to start soon.
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| [Dr Oddo's music starts, and out comes Dr Oddo,
the crowd chants "Oddo, Oddo, Oddo..."] BB: The challenger, Dr Oddo is entering the ring. I knew he was changing his intro, but this is incredible. What an impressive entrance... don't you think Dodo? Dodo: I'm sorry could you repeat that BB, oh by the way can you pass me the bisquits please? That's very unprofessional of you, BB. Surely you should remain unbiassed. [munch, munch] |
[Captain Inconceivable's music
starts, and the captain enters the arena, the crowd chants "Captain, Captain,
Captain..."] Dodo: WOOOAAAHHH.... it's CAPTAIN INCONCEIVABLE!!! YEAAAHHHHHHHHHH.... BB. Uh... Dodo: [munch, munch] Check out that pose.. did you know that I taught him that... that's the Dodo pose. The captain is so great. |
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