On behalf of the Democratic Republic of BlackWidow, Boadicea the Bodacious, and the Skazinni Bard and Scribe Merchants Association, I am proud to officially declare Oogahk winner of our first international poetry contest and it's Grand Prize! - 20 stonies for his brilliant original work "Muhurhurhur"

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Muhurhurhur

Orc talk like Orc, that the way it be
Orc not care if manflesh not like me
Pirate sail in boats, the seven sea
Just like in England, they stop for tea

Orc do what Orc want and please
Oogahk say cover mouth when sneeze
Random though penetrate Oogahk mind
All are scared of what Oogahk find

Pathetic manling desire power
Try be Orc admin, just for hour
Manflesh will grow to hate
All manling, Orc know manling fate

Skull vs RAID war make Oogahk smile
Make Oogahk happy, for short while
Lie, cheat and steal is the way
That some pathetic manling live today.

Oogahk wonder will Oogahk hear
More about Skull and RAID, Oh how they fear
Death and carnage Orc true desire
Burns in Orc heart, like a camp fire.