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Oogahk the Terribly Dementedâ„¢ Sweeps the BSMA Awards winning 1st, 2nd and 3rd Place!
Boadicea checks to see if Oogahk will accept ongoing royalties for licensing the use of his fine Orc poetry by BlackWidow.

We at BlackWidow believe firmly in trade and supporting the arts.

Entries by Scumhunter [RAID] and deathbystoning [ANGEL] were not awarded any prizes, but after reading thier poetry, the Black Widow Charitable Society of Arts and Education has agreed to send over a small donation of stone to help them build much-needed Barding Academies.

All poetry remains the property of it's respective owners and we thank Oogahk the Terribly Dementedâ„¢ once again for the licensing of his poems.

Oogahk the Terribly Dementedâ„¢ allow reproduction of Orcling pathetic elf-like poems.

"Oogahk scribe take Oogahk glugg and drink too much."

Orcish glugg so strong and tasty
Drink too much, manling get wasty
Manling skin become white and pasty
Run around room, screaming in panic
"Elfs and Faeries" screamed quite manic
Oogahk smile, thrall quite frantic

Awards are won, by Mighty Orc
Not by battle but for him a dork
Make Oogahk sad, pull eye with fork
Stuck on end it not pleasant
Oogahk realize, man taste like pheasant
Oogahk accept Boadicea present

"Make more Orc", Oogahk yells
"Or back, back to your cells"
Is how Oogahk threaten, not with bells
It time, it time for Oogahk to go
Where he go, noone know.
Not even Oogahk. Uh Oh.
2007-03-08 23:37:15 GMT
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