*Still* number one in Barding and Scribing throughout the nations of Inselkampf, Oogahk the Terribly Demented™ takes yet another word in his responsive writings to the Skazinnian poem "RAT DOG SPY"

On behalf of the Bards and Merchants Association of Black Widow, I would hereby like to present a work from the Associated Bards of Skazinni - who, naturally are not eligible for any awards due to conflict of interest... present the following piece of Piratical poetry.

RAT DOG SPY

A pirate's heart beats brave and fast
Be he pirate lad or she pirate lass
Upon the seven seas, we're sailin'
In shark-filled waters a traitors flailin'

A traitor's pants be urine-scented
Ship his still-beating heart
To Oogahk the Truly Demented ™

Then tear him up to bitty parts
His blood fer paintin' Boa's arts
While sharks and Orcs feast on his meats
Pirates feast on rum and pastry-sweets

- Sumikoska of Black Widow
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Oogahk the Terribly Demented™ allow reproduction of Orcling pathetic elf-like poems.

Oogahk like the beating heart
Good in morning, help Oogahk start
Jump out of bed, cause Oogahk to fart
Reading pirate poem can be fun
At least it not irritating make me get my gun
Oogahk poem hit like bricks that weigh a ton

What to do, Oogahk muse
What little manling will Oogahk use
Rattling in brain means a missing fuse
Oogahk like pirate bring Oogahk food
If food tainted Sum not be sued
Oogahk take elfling guts straight from tube

Put guts on Oogahk bread
Sit down and listen, heres what Oogahk said.
"Oogahk laugh at manling even though it dead"
Oh how manling family tears inside
Oogahk like raw meat, definately not fried
"Time for work" Oogahk sighed