- Site Disclaimer! -
I feel the need to explain my actions... more so to myself than to any of you...
...Ok, not really. The main reason for me doing a disclaimer is because I need to tell you that if you don't have a sense of humor, you'd best not stick around. It's pretty obvious that this site is all fun and games: did you read the title? I'm rarely ever serious, and I didn't feel like doing a 'serious' page. To be quite honest, I don't know if I could, and do it convincingly to boot. I'll leave that up to the people who are good at it. We need those sites, and far be it for me to shove a half-assed attempt at one down your throat. They are the CNN of sites, I am the FOX network. Hmm, maybe I should have called this "When Chris Murphy Attacks!"... Now onto the part where I say, "not to say that this site is super funny or anything..."
Not to say that this site is super funny or anything (ho-ho! bet you didn't see that coming!). I would consider it a humor site, simply because it's aim is to poke fun at and make a mockery of others. Haha! I'm kidding... There is no aim, really. Just don't take it too seriously. It was created with a grain of salt. And some pictures. And a case of me having too much time on my hands. But that's besides the point. Umm...where was I? Oh right. Todays lesson: don't take yourselves too serioulsy kiddies, otherwise you'll never be able to withstand the mocking and jeering that is your everyday life. Wait, that's not what I was saying at all! Meh. I haven't the patience to look for my train of thought...
I can't see this site being a problem for others. I don't see it as offensive, and really, don't give me the satisfaction of you losing a night's sleep (or your DIGNITY! uh, yeah...) over anything in here. If you find any of the content offensive, let me know. I apologize for making you uncomfortable, but I do not take any of it back. No regrets, right? (Everyone smiles and nods) "Riiiiight..."
As for the subject of scrutiny? Well, who doesn't love the Murph? C'mon! As far as I can tell, he has a wicked sense of humor. Maybe he would even get a kick out of the site! Or at the very least, have a laugh at my expense... whatever. To me, he's an ideal subject for my site. Why? Well, for one, Sloan is my favorite band. Ever. Two, as much as I hate to play favorites, Chris is mine. He's the most prominent as far as media attention goes, making him prime target for these kinds of things! (C'mon Chris, you can't say you don't love it! Booyeah!) ...And really, I just made the name up as a joke in a conversation I was having with someone, but decided to actually go through with it. No Chris wasn't really kidnapped. So put down that paper bag, and stop hyperventilating. No the site content doesn't really flow that well with the title, but I never claimed to be a bright girl, did I?
Yes, there is a point to be made. Ready for it? I am not insane (or at least not in a bad way), as some of the things on this site may have led you to believe. 'Fan' is derived from 'fanatic'. I am a fan of Chris Murphy. We'll just say I'm the "extended version". Was all of this rambling really necessary? Only time will tell... Play safe, have fun. And remember - if you're here, reading this, it means I've done something right. Either that, or you are just as pathetic as me.
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