| Roleplay Number 88 |
#6 |
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| Buff's Record 88 |
W: 001 L: 002 D: 000 |
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| Next Opponent(s) 88 |
Eddie Guerrero | |
| Ain't Buff, Ain't Tough, Ain't Enough 88 |
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" Buff's Getting his Groove Back! "
Forward: It's about time, things started to change.. things like Buff Bagwell getting embarrassed and Buff Bagwell losing matches.. that ALL HAS TO STOP NOW! And it will.. because Buff's had enough of it.. and when Buff has had enough.. Buff has had enough.. so now Buff is going to shape up a little.. get his act together.. and he WILL go BUFF on Eddie Guerrero this monday night on RAW! And Eddie won't have no Chavo Guerrero to help him, Eddie won't have none of his many relatives to come down to that ring monday night and throw burritos and tequila at Bagwell.. no.. Eddie Guerrero will be there alone, getting the crap beat out of him, the crap that'll be laid down on the grasses that Eddie Guerrero will have to cut in order to get money.. because he WON'T BE WRESTLING ANYMORE! Things are going to change people.. whether you like it or not.. why? Because Buff Bagwell said so.. and what Buff says.. goes.. because.. he's BUFF! PERIOD!
The APW Logo fades up onto the screen, and then slowly fades off as we are in a gym.. that's right a gym.. all the fat people who are reading this probably just screamed and ran for their dear lives just now.. in this gym we see various men and women working out.. getting their bodies in shape.. working on their pecs, abs, biceps, triceps, ligaments, buttocks.. just about anything that needs to be done to the body.. the APW camera crew look around the gym a bit, looking for someone in particular when suddenly he pops out of nowhere.. startling the camera crew.. it's BUFF ' THE STUFF ' BAGWELL! Buff stands there laughing because he just about made the whole camera crew piss in their pants.. Buff laughs and begins to speak.
"The Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Hahaha.. can't believe I got you guys with that! Hahaha! Well.. here we are the gym, the place where BUFF IS GONNA GET HIS GROOVE BACK BABY! Yep, it's been too long since Buff's just done a good old fashion work out.. and now it's time.. and I figure it's time because on Raw two weeks ago.. Eddie and Chavo would've never made fun of me like that If I were ready for it.. I mean Eddie and Chavo takin' on Buff when's he's at his best? Eddie and Chavo would be the ones with their pants around their ankles if Buff were actually.. BUFF! So you know what.. Eddie, Chavo.. I don't blame you guys for what happened two weeks ago.. I blame myself... [silence for a couple seconds] NOT! Hahaha! Of course I blame you to, your the ones who pulled my pants DOWN! So now, I'm gonna work out here right now.. and GET BUFF! So BUFF, that this monday night on RAW.. that Eddie Guerrero.. Mr. Latino Heat.. will be smashed into a bunch of Latino BEANS! Hahahaha! So.. let's get started! "
Buff heads over to the dumbells and picks them up, working on his biceps early on, his muscles begin to bulge, as Buff looks back into the camera.. this time addressing Eddie directly.
"The Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Look at that EDDIE! Hahaha.. not even breakin' a sweat.. just like I won't break a sweat.. when I BREAK YOU EDDIE! I don't even know why I'm wastin' my time with you Eddie, maybe it's because I want to see you hurt.. or maybe it's because you're the one who started all this.. started me to going back to the way I was.. WAY BUFFER THAN ANYBODY! Yeah, that's it! So I guess you really are good for somethin' Eddie, you're going to be the one responsible for bringing back BUFF Bagwell.. hahaha, I bet a lot of people are going to be pissed off at you! Nobody's gonna have a chance now Eddie, NOBODY! Not you, not Shawn Micheals, not ANYBODY! Hahaha! It's just so funny.. Eddie, you know why? Because I'm gonna send you back to mowing lawns like you used to WAYYYYY before you started wrestling.. esse! "
Buff finishes with the dumbells and walks over to the bench press.. he puts an estimate of three hundred pounds on.. and lays down, and starts to speak before lifting the weight.
"The Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Eddie, I'm Buff, and that's a fact.. I mean I can't help it.. and with this buff-ness comes to responsibility of takin' out chumps like you, especially after they've pulled my pants down.. now it only makes it official that I have to take you out.. take of this personally because I'm out to hurt you Eddie, I'm out to make you realize exactly who your going up against.. and in case you don't know.. here's a video montage for ya.. here take a look.. "
The scene switches as we see the words BUFF ' THE STUFF ' BAGWELL light up on the screen.. along with a picture of Buff..
BUFF ' THE STUFF ' BAGWELL
Buff Bagwell, a man who personifies greatness.. and man of godlike features, from his perfectly chiseled body, right to his wrestling abilities.. a man who's not only too much for his opponents inside of the ring.. but too much for the ladies in his bed. A man, who's done what many may never do.. and that's sleep with three or more women at a time.. a man who's sleign Big Foot on more than one occasion.. the epitome of BUFF-NESS! The pinnacle of good looks.. A legend in the well-known wrestling organization.. Championship Wrestling Federation.. a holder of many titles, and the worst nightmare to many men.. Buff Bagwell.. Buffzilla.. Buff Daddy.. the Stuff.
The screen switches back to Buff who's still lying on the bench.
"The Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Now do you know who your going' up against.. yep, that's right.. be scared Eddie.. be scared! I mean look at what I can do.. "
Buff grabs the bar and lifts it up with ease and begins to lift up and down.. with incredible ease.. Buff just smiles as he just lifts it up and down in a rhythmic motion. Buff begins to talk while doing them.
"The Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Eddie Guerrero.. you can chomp down on your burritos.. and sip on your Fanta.. but it'll all catch up with you in the end, and when it does.. I'll be there to sweep you up and just throw you back across the border where you belong.. I'm already sick of you Eddie, and that's a shame because it usuaully takes someone a lot longer to piss me off.. but you've broken the record.. so congratulations.. you're gonna be the first one in APW that I go BUFF ON! "
Buff starts to pump it quicker.. finally feeling the burn.
"The Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Hahahaha! There we go, that's it! I'm feelin' the burn, Eddie and it's not from your heat.. Actually how can anybody get burned by your heat? Huh, Eddie? Your Latino Heat isn't hot.. it's not EVEN WARM! Your latino heat is about as hot as Mae Young in a bikini! Ewwww! Gotta get that image out of my head! GET OUT! Ahhhh.. there we go.. that was disgusting.. see what you made me do Eddie, you made me think about Mae Young in a bikini.. so now that means I'll have to go that much more BUFF ON YOU! This ain't no joke, Eddie.. this is REAL.. I'm REAL.. and I'm THE STUFF! "
Buff begins to pump faster and faster finally feeling the burn to a maximum.. he gets the last one up, and puts the bar back up.. and sits up, grabbing a towel and wiping off his forehead..
"The Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " That's something you'll never be able to Eddie.. because your not BUFF! Hahaha! "
Buff gets up and grabs a mat, and places it on the ground, and lays down, knees up in the air.. Buff begins to do some sit-ups as he begins to speak.. once again.
"The Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " So, what have ya learned today.. Eddie? Huh? You've learned that you can't beat.. BUFF! You can't stand up to.. BUFF! And you certainly ain't.. BUFF! Hahaha.. I guess that's all that's left to say.. except for this monday night, Guerrero.. Buff will be back.. and I will.. make you pay for what you did.. hahaha, and you know I can Guerrero.. because I'm... "
Buff continues to workout as the scene begins to fade to black.
