In every Federation there is a star that surpasses everyone, and gains a level that only he can gain. He is charasmatic, agile, and talented in every way and also makes the girls melt whenever he says hi or even glimpse at them. This is a star who not only will be etched into the bowels of the federation.. But be remembered for all of his greatness. And now.. Now the NCW gets that star.. Who is it? Who could this Phenominal superstar be? Well.. He's Buff, He's the Stuff, he's also very Tough.. It's... BUFF BAGWELL! Yes.. Buff has traveled to the NCW to once again show that he is Buff and the Stuff! And one thing is for sure, that while Buff Daddy is here in the NCW every single RAW will be a.. BLOCKBUSTER!

" I'll win becuase I'm Buff.. And they're Not! "

Location : ' Local Gym ' Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Time :1.30 p.m.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The target city and state in which NCW's very own RAW will be held, and what an action packed card they have set up. Mr. Above Average will go one on one with the Phat Man i n a singles competition.. Buff "The Stuff" Bagwell will take on Randy Orton and Goldberg in a Finishers First match.. and skipping all the way to the main events, For the Hardcore title.. The Big Show will square off with Kevin Nash and Test, and for the European title Dean Malenko, Mr. America, and RaVen will all be entangled in a epic battle to sustain the title of europe. See? RAW is set to be one of the Biggest RAW's in the NCW so far. As it comes to you Monda, June 6th, 8:00pm (EST). Now one of the matches that was announced for RAW was a Finishers First Match between Buff Bagwell, Randy Orton, and DA MAN' Goldberg! These three men, show talent, grace and charisma everytime they step into the ring.. But always one will step out a loser and believe me.. It won't be Buff Daddy.. Why? Because he's Buff and he's the Stuff! That's why! The NCW logo fades in as we see the copyright text at the bottom of the screen, it slowly begins to fade out. The scene reopens in what seems to be a local GYM, as weights and various excercise equipment are seen with people associating themselves with it. One man, stands above all the rest in this room. It's no mystery who it is.. Buff Bagwell! He is seen sitting on a bench with a weight in one hand while bringing it up and down in a cool motion.. but effectively. He's not even breaking a sweat.. He looks over to see the camera, he smiles one of his picture perfect smiles as he begins to walk over to the camera man.

" Buff Daddy "Buff Bagwell : " It's about time you got here! I've been waiting for half an hour. "

The camera man holds his head down in shame as Buff just puts his hands of his hips and shakes his head.

" Buff Daddy " Buff Bagwell : " Now, go stand somewhere.. But keep the camera view on me.. Got that!? "

The camera man shakes his head in approval and walks away. As Buff stands right in front of the camera view. He clears his throat and begins to speak.

" Buff Daddy " Buff Bagwell : " As all of you Buff fans know.. I'm in the NCW! And I have a match for RAW this coming monday.. So, I thought I'd get a little camera time for you fans to see me. Now, this monday I face no ordinary guys.. These guys are strong, agile, and determined, just like me.. But there is one thing these guys lack completely! They aren't... BUFF! So there's no way they can't win! No way.. no how! "

Buff begins to grow cocky as he struts over to the clerks desk of the Gym. A young, hot clerk comes from behind the desk and stands right next to Buff.

" Buff Daddy " Buff Bagwell : " This fine creation standing right beside me is Jessica Rogers, She works here. Now Jess, have you ever seen two guys come in here by the name of Goldberg or Randy Orton? "

" Totally Hot " Jessica Rogers : " Yes, as a matter of fact. They both came in yesterday. "

" Buff Daddy " Buff Bagwell : " What!? They both came in together!? "

" Totally Hot " Jessica Rogers : " Yes.. They both even started working out together. "

" Buff Daddy " Buff Bagwell : " Well, there's two explanations for that. They're either both homosexuals OR, and that's a very big "or", they're both working on a plan together to defeat me... "

" Totally Hot " Jessica Rogers : " Well, I don't think they're gay. One woman came to pick up Orton, and Goldberg had a hot date... "

" Buff Daddy " Buff Daddy : " A hot date? With who? "

" Totally Hot " Jessica Rogers : " Ummm, me. "

Bagwell's eyes almost fall out of his head as he looks at Jessica horrified.

" Buff Daddy " Buff Bagwell : " How could you some up enough fortitude to go out with.. Bill Goldberg!?.. Wait don't answer that, you friends dared you didn't they? "

" Totally Hot " Jessica Rogers : " No. He asked me out, and I said yeah. "

" Buff Daddy " Buff Bagwell : " Well, that throws the whole "Homosexual" theory out the window. That means Orton and Goldberg are working on a plan to get me out of the match! Well, I can't say I'm one bit surprised. "

" Totally Hot " Jessica Rogers : " Why is that? "

" Buff Daddy " Buff Bagwell : " Because I'm BUFF! There's no other reason. Well, maybe because I'm the Stuff too.. But they're teaming against me mainly for the purpose that I'm Buff! "

" Totally Hot " Jessica Rogers : " Why would a Demolition Truck and a third generation Superstar have to double team on you? "

" Buff Daddy " Buff Bagwell : " Goldberg is not a Demolition Truck, and Randy Orton, can be a third generation wrestler, but both of them aren't ENOUGH .. and they definately aren't .. BUFF! "

" Totally Hot " Jessica Rogers : " But I don't see why the both of them would have to take you on.. I mean you look talented, but seriously I don't think two people have to take you on just to beat you. "

" Buff Daddy " Buff Bagwell : " Okay.. That's enough out of you. "

Buff begins to walk away slowly, but as he sees the clerk walking to catch up with him he runs.. As the scene fades to black.

Location : ' Local Gym ' Phildelphia, Pennsylvania
Time : 2.06p.m.

The scene re-opens in the Gym. He is seen with a average built guy. Buff stares straight into the camera as he begins to address it.

" Buff Daddy " Buff Bagwell : " I'm here with... Umm... What's your name again. "

" Highly Energetic " Scott Reverbridgeton : " It's.. SCOTT REVERBRIDGETON! "

Buff almost jumps out of his skin as he looks at then crazed man.

" Buff Daddy " Buff Bagwell : " Woah there! Scott, you've seen Goldberg before.. Is that right? "

" Highly Energetic " Scott Reverbridgeton : " YES! "

" Buff Daddy " Buff Bagwell : " What would you say about Bill, Would you say that he's buff? "

" Highly Energetic " Scott Reverbridgeton : " NO! He's got muscles, but he's not Buff.. I'm BUFF! "

Buff looks at Scott quizically.

" Buff Daddy " Buff Bagwell : " You buff? Ha! Ha! Ha!..( Points to himself ).. This is BUFF! Now back to Goldberg... "

" Highly Energetic " Scott Reverbridgeton : " NO! I don't think you understand.. I'm Buff! I'm buffer than you, I'm buffer than Scott Steiner, and I'm even buffer than the Incredible Hulk! "

" Buff Daddy " Buff Bagwell : " Are you on drugs? I mean sure you can go ahead and say that you're buffer than The Hulk, Steiner, and Goldberg. But buffer than me!? That's just.. just INSANE! "

" Highly Energetic " Scott Reverbridgeton : " Insane? INSANE? Well.. Do you think this is INSANE!? "

Scott begins to flex in front of Buff, who's eyes bulge out of their socket in horror. In order to prevent eye damage Buff puts his hands over them.

" Buff Daddy " Buff Bagwell : " Please, STOP! It's too frightening to watch! Please, have a heart man! There's people in here! "

Scott walks away as Buff unshields his eyes to see if the Horrible Flexing Maching has gone. He sees that the coast is clear and unshields his eyes.

" Buff Daddy " Buff Bagwell : " Woo, I'm glad that's over! That guy has problems, psst.. Buffer than me, Ha! Ha! Man, that was a laugh! "

A old man walks up to Buff, who welcomes him with open arms. He shakes the man's hands and give him a pat on the back. The old man's teeth fall out.

" Buff Daddy " Buff Bagwell : " Sorry 'bout that. "

Buff pikcs them up and goes to wipe them on his shirt, but wipes them on the old man's instead! He then shoves them bacj into his mouth, whilst wiping his hands off the poor defenseless man also.

" Buff Daddy " Buff Bagwell : " Now, Old Man. Have you ever heard of Randy Orton? "

" What year is it? " Old Man Sal : " Whadd'ya say? "

" Buff Daddy " Buff Bagwell : " I said.. Have you ever heard of Randy Orton? "

" What year is it? " Old Man Sal : " Mmmmmm, Yes.. I've heard of ripened oranges. "

" Buff Daddy " Buff Bagwell : " What? No! R-A-N-D-Y O-R-T-O-N! "

" What year is it? " Old Man Sal : " Yes, I know. R-I-P-E-N-E-D O-R-A-N-G-E-S! "

Buff begins to grow impatient with the old man.

" Buff Daddy " Buff Bagwell : " Look, there is a professional wrestler working for the NCW. Do you know what wrestling is? "

" What year is it? " Old Man Sal : " Yeah, I know wrasslin' "

" Buff Daddy " Buff Bagwell : " Good! Now, there's a wrestling federation named the NCW, do you know the NCW? "

" What year is it? " Old Man Sal : " Yeah, I dun know En-Cee-Dubbya! "

" Buff Daddy " Buff Bagwell : " Great! Keep in there with me. There is a superstar in the NCW, his name is Randy Orton.. That's RAN-DY OR-TON! Do you know him? "

" What year is it? " Old Man Sal : " Yeah! I like RIP-ENED ORA-NGES! Geez, you young folk today! "

Rage and fire begin to grow within Buff as he calmly just walks away.. Calmly just walks away... he talks to himself as he trys to calm himself down.

" Buff Daddy " Buff Bagwell : " Calm down, Buff. Your better than this. Your cooler than this.. Your definately buffer than him, so what is there to get all worked up about? Nothing.. I got Goldberg and Orton to worry about Monday.. that old fool isn't anything, he's not enough for me to worry about! "

Buff continues to walk, until he suddenly stops and looks back at the old man, who just stands there blankly staring at a near-by wall, and begin amazed by it. Buff stampedes to the old man and points a finger in his face as he sets the old man in his place.

" Buff Daddy " Buff Bagwell : " It doesn't matter that you don't know Goldberg or Randy Orton, you probably don't even know who you are yourself, but that doesn't matter. This monday, I'm going to face those two in a finishers only match. Not to mention this WILL be my debut match-up for the NCW! But I'm not worried about it one bit.. Why? Beacause I'm.. BUFF.. and they're not!.. "

Buff begins to walk away as he turns back around and stares the old man right in the eye.

" Buff Daddy " Buff Bagwell : " I almost forgot, I'm also.. TOUGH.. and..THE GIRLS.. JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH! "

Buff finally leaves the old man who has wet himself. He looks down at his pants and back at the camera.

" What year is it? " Old Man Sal : " I wetty my besty! "

FADE TO BLACK