Roleplay Number 88 |
#1 |
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Buff's Record 88 |
W: 000 L: 000 D: 000 |
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Next Opponent(s) 88 |
Randy Orton & Goldberg | |
Ain't Buff, Ain't Tough, Ain't Enough 88 |
[x?] Goldberg?[x?] ?????[x?] |
" Goldberg, Randy Orton.. YOU'RE NEXT! "
In every Federation there is a star that surpasses everyone, and gains a level that only he can gain. He is charasmatic, agile, and talented in every way and also makes the girls melt whenever he says hi or even glimpse at them. This is a star who not only will be etched into the bowels of the federation.. But be remembered for all of his greatness. And now.. Now the NCW gets that star.. Who is it? Who could this Phenominal superstar be? Well.. He's Buff, He's the Stuff, he's also very Tough.. It's... BUFF BAGWELL! Yes.. Buff has traveled to the NCW to once again show that he is Buff and the Stuff! And one thing is for sure, that while Buff Daddy is here in the NCW every single RAW will be a.. BLOCKBUSTER!
| '--SCENE ONE-- Buff can be serious.. sometimes! --' |
The NCW logo airs as the copyright information for the company is written beneath it. The logo slowly fades away, as we then hear the theme of "NCW's Stuff" Buff Bagwell. On the screens of televisions all around the world is a black a white photograph of Buff Bagwell.
It is as if the picture frame is frozen. Suddenly a voice can be heard.
" The following footage is being brought to you by Buff Daddy. Enjoy. "
' ncw's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " Buff Daddy here once again. I have match here in the NCW, a match I've been going all wrong about. Goldberg and Randy Orton aren't buff, but they aren't anyone to be pushed around and joked about. Look at Goldberg.. he's a powerhouse, and maybe IF my guard was off he would tear me to shreds and Randy Orton.. well, he's a THIRD generation wrestler! So these two have as much of a chance to win this match as I do.. "
Buff looks at his arms for a second then back to the camera.
' ncw's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " Wait! What am I talking about! Gold-Berg and Randy Orton don't have any chance of beating me on RAW! I'm THE STUFF for crying out loud! What are they? Just some pathetic BUFF rejects! When I go into the ring on RAW for the first time will give Gold-Berg and Orton the BLOCKBUSTER of a life-time, and I'm not talking 'bout a movie and some popcorn. "
Buff stands and walks straight to the camera putting his face straight into the camera lens.
' ncw's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " Now Gold-Berg and Orton, on RAW when I go BUFF on both of you, you both will just be a stepping stone in my plan to rule over the NCW! So Gold-Berg and Randy Orton.. I only have one more thing to say... YOU'RE NEXT! "
The scene fades out to the theme of "BUFF.. DADDY"
| '--SCENE TWO-- Buff will now have TWICE the ladies --' |
The scene opens outside the First Union Center where RAW will be held. A limo can be seen pulling up into the arena, the camera catches a glimpse and the limo's license plate it reads.. "BUFF 01" It can only be "NCW's Stuff" Buff Bagwell. The limo stops inches away from the camera as Josh Matthews is seen waiting at the limo. The limo driver vacates his seat and goes the back, as where he opens the door for Buff, who steps out with the biggest grin ever on his face. He proceeds pass the driver and walks straight pass Matthews, who he is set on getting an interview with Buff. He begins to jog towards Buff who is walking pretty fast.
' not tough enough ' Josh Matthews -- | " Buff.. Buff.. "
Buff slowly turns around as he faces the tough enough reject. He examines Josh a little bit.
' ncw's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " Hey, aren't you that guy that was on tough enough? "
' not tough enough ' Josh Matthews -- | " Yes, Buff. "
' ncw's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " No wonder you didn't even make it, your not even Buff! You don't even look tough! "
' not tough enough ' Josh Matthews -- | " Well, I guess. "
' ncw's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " Look at those arms.. they barely can produce strength! "
' not tough enough ' Josh Matthews -- | " That's good Buff, but I was wondering if I can get an interview. "
' ncw's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " Interview? Well, go right ahead.. You can't be buff if you don't give the fans a little time to watch you. "
' not tough enough ' Josh Matthews -- | " Great. Here's my first question... "
' ncw's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " Wait just a second there.. "
Buff flexes a litte getting the blood boiling. He kisses his pythons and shakes them a little. Josh stands wide-mouthed staring at Buff who just about finishes.
' ncw's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " Okay, finished. "
' not tough enough ' Josh Matthews -- | " Alright. Buff being in the NCW has given you a push in you never ending strive for success. And now, you really have a chance to show what you've got going into the ring with Goldberg and Randy Orton, how do you feel going in the ring with these two very talented superstars? "
' ncw's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " First of all, if those two are recognized as "very talented superstars" I guess that would make me the best in this buisness! Stepping into the ring with those two will be no different if I was to step into the ring with the Brooklyn Brawler! "
' not tough enough ' Josh Matthews -- | " But Buff, don't you think you should give them a second thought. Beating them won't be no walk in the park. "
' ncw's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " Are you doubting me, Josh? "
' not tough enough ' Josh Matthews -- | " No, not at all. I'm just saying you should give Goldberg and Orton the benefit of the doubt. "
' ncw's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " I'm not giving Orton or Goldberg anything. And Josh, I think you are doubting me... "
' not tough enough ' Josh Matthews -- | " No, I'm not. "
' ncw's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " Yes you are! Your telling me to take Gold-Berg and Orton into consideration, as if I need to! There's four simple facts why I will beat Orton and Gold-Berg, FOUR! Here, I'll count them down with you. One, I'm Buff. Two I'm the Stuff. Three, I'm Tough. And four, the girrlllsssssssss.. just can't get enough! So now, Josh.. do you know why I can't lose? "
' not tough enough ' Josh Matthews -- | " Those certainly aren't good enough reasons for you to be unbeatable! "
Buff shakes his head in dissaporvement.
' ncw's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " You never learn do you. "
Buff walks pass Josh and heads inside the arena. Within a few seconds he's at his locker room. He opens the door and finds a group of hot women. They all signal Buff to take a seat. He takes one between a hot brunette and blonde. Who begin to stroke Buff's chest.
' ncw's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " Well.. Hellllloooooo ladies! "
Buff smiles as he stares at the girls. He then grows a look of confusion.
' ncw's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " Wait a second! What are you girls doing here!? Orton or Goldberg didn't put you up to this.. did they? "
' hot blonde ' Hot Girl #1 -- | " None of them sent us here.. But we're here partly because of them. "
' ncw's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " How's that? "
' hot blonde ' Hot Girl #1 -- | " Since you're going up against them it just makes us your BIGGEST fans. "
' ncw's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " I can see that! Ha! Ha! "
Buff enjoys the groping for a minute or two, before standing up. Before all of the women he gives a speech that only Buff Bagwell can give.
' ncw's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " Now, I know you ladies all expect me to win, and I will! I will not dissapoint any of you. I will beat Gold-Berg, I will beat Randy Orton, and I will come back to celebrate with you all! There is no way, I will lose this match, I'm BUFF! I'm the STUFF! Girlsssssssss just can't get enough! Gold-Berg and Orton will have to be the first people for me to go BUFF on! Oh and I can go BUFF! The questions about who's next are over.. Gold-berg... Randy Orton... RAW... Oh will it be a... "
BLOCKBUSTER!
Buff sits back down with the ladies as the scene begins to fade to black. RAW comes to you this Monday! Who will be crowned the First EVER NCW European and Hardcore champions. And who will Chris Jericho's guest be on the Highlight Reel? And what exactly is going on with the CWO title? Will Buff Bagwell and Randy Orton be next? I don't know.. that's why you'll have to tune into the RAW to find out!