The NCW Logo flashes on the screen along with the copyright information and the company under it and it slowly fades out. The scene fades in, the camera is looking at a set stage, set for a Television show that is. A desk is set and two chairs beside it sit. "Buff Daddy" plays in the background, as the crowd cheer for NCW's Hardcore Champion. Soon a voice is heard, introducing the host of the show.

" Now, here is the NCW Hardcore Champion, and your host... BUUUUUUFFFFFFFF DADDDDYYYYYYYYYY! "

Buff runs onto the set doing his little dance and pose. His hardcore title draped over his shoulder. He smiles and blows kisses towards the ladies. The crowd grows louder as Buff flexes for them and holds the Hardcore title into the air. He takes a seat at the desk laying the Hardcore title on it. He smiles and looks at the fans, starting his show.

"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Hi, I'm Buff NCW's Hardcore champion and welcome to Buff Daddy's Show! Tonight's special guests are.. The Big Show! Yes, yes, I know I have to face that over-sized barbarian.. Randy Orton! The big mouthed future.. and Goldberg! The man who I ended.. that's all tonight! "

Buff begins to recount RAW.

"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " On Monday Night RAW I did two things, two things! I ended Gold-berg's spear streak, and I won this bad boy..(Points to Hardcore title). I didn't expect to be Hardcore champ, and girls don't worry being the Hardcore champ won't effect any of my talents, or looks! I'm still very well the Stuff, I'm a heck of a lot tougher and I'm even still quite Buff! "

Buff looks at the Hardcore title. Then back into the camera.

"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Now, for my first guest. He is the man with the mouth bigger than Big Show's appetite! Here's Randy Orton! "

A small kid with Randy's clothing walks out onto the stage, he looks about 5 years old! He does Ortons pose, before trying to climb into the chair. He tries hard but can't get into it. Until Buff, being the gentleman that he is, helps Orton into his seat. Buff takes his seat and looks at Randy.

"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Welcome Randy to the show. "

"The Future" - Randy Orton: " It's gwate to be here. "

"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " I know it is. Now Orton, you went into that ring Monday night with a big mouth, I bet you felt stupid when I planted you with the blockbuster, didn't you? "

"The Future" - Randy Orton: " Yes, I did fill stoopid. "

"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Well, you should feel stupid. I mean looks at me Orton, I'm Buff and your not. You should have known you were going to lose, I guess you just had to learn the hard way! "

"The Future" - Randy Orton: " I did lern the hard way. I won't do it agen. Becuase if I want to be the footure of the en-cee-dubbya, I'm going to have to lern to take my beats. "

"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " It's good that you got your sense back! Now, Orton you have a chance to win a number one contender spot for the European championship. But you have to beat Jeff Jarrett and the Brooklyn Brawler first! Do you think you can handle them? "

"The Future" - Randy Orton: " Yeah, Jeffrey is nothing, and the Brooklyn Brawler can't even Brawl! On Monday Night I will show why I am the footure! "

"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " That's great Orton, goodluck. "

"The Future" - Randy Orton: " Thank you, Boof. "

"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Hey, that's Buff you snot nosed little... Uhh, I mean it's Buff, Orton, Buff. "

Orton leaves as Buff introduces his next guest.

"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Okay, my next guest is the man who was ended, by me! GOLD-BERRRRGG! "

A bum walks out onto the stage, his hair has grown a little and he is dirty and smelly. He takes a seat. The camera turns to Buff who has a gas mask on.

"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Welcome Gold-berg. "

"Da Man" - Goldberg: " Thanks Buff. "

"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Now Gold-Berg, I understand that when I through you out of the ring, after you tried to spear me, that your career was over. Not injury over, but over.. Why is that? "

"Da Man" - Goldberg: " When you through me out that ring Buff, I was over becuase you stopped my spear. My spear streak was the only thing I had going for me, and when you stopped it, I was broken. Ever since that night, my fame and my fortune was gone. I've been sleeping a box, I've had to depend on scraps from restuarants. My life is just bad, all because of you. "

"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Hey, your not going to hold a grudge on me just becuase I was proven, better than you! It's not my fault that my talent surpasses you and Orton, it's just the way I am. "

"Da Man" - Goldberg: " Oh no, I'm not holding any grudges. The better man won.. I'm not afraid to admit it. I just wish I could turn back time and just drop out of the match. Then I would still have some of my fame, and I wouldn't have to sleep in a box. "

"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Well, I hope you someday find something else to do. Becuase you know if you bring broke down carcass back to the NCW I'll have to make you a victim of my Buff Streak! You got that? "

"Da Man" - Goldberg: " Yes. "

"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Now, there's some food in the back for you. But you can't spend the night! "

The man impostering as Goldberg runs to the back quickly as Buff smiles.

"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " For my final guest.. he's the man that will be just another victim for me to go Buff on.. Here's the BIG SHOOWWWWWW! "

The fans expect a huge 500 pound beast to walk onto the stage but indeed it is the opposite. It's a small 100 pound beast that walks onto the stage. A midget in some black tights and hari cut like Big Show. He is helped into his chair by a staff worker. Buff looks all over the place for the Big Show.

"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Hey where is he!? "

"Showtime" - Big Show: " I'm down here. "

Buff leans over his desk to see the Big Show.

"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Well, Big Show. It's great for you to be on my show. For a second there I thought they wouldn't be able to fit you into the arena! "

"Showtime" - Big Show: " A lot of people say that. "

"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " I bet they do. Now Show. You haven't produced much entertainment lately here at the NCW. So they booked you into a match with me. If you lose, and trust me you will, you will be given a pink slip.. and I hope there's no need to exaplain what that is. "

"Showtime" - Big Show: " Well could you give me a hint? "

Buff puts his hand on his forehead.

"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " It's a slip that says, plain and simple, YOU'RE FIRED!. "

"Showtime" - Big Show: " Awww, if I get fired my mom won't let me eat dessert. "

"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " But wait Show, there's an upside to this. If you win, and trust me you won't, you'll get this baby..(Points to Hardcore title).. The hardcore title. And if you won this your mom would probably let you eat all the dessert you want. "

"Showtime" - Big Show: " Oooooh. I hope I win. "

"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Now, Show. Don't get your hopes up. There isn't a way on this earth that you'll win this title. Honestly I don't think you'll even stand a fair chance of even stepping into the ring. But just remember four reasons why you won't win... "

"Showtime" - Big Show: " What are those reasons?... "

"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " They're simple.. You won't win because I'm BUFF, I'm the STUFF, I'm TOUGH, and the girrrlllllsssssss.. just can't get enough! "

"Showtime" - Big Show: " I'll never be able to do those four things. Buff please just go easy on me.. "

"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " I'll think about it, Show. I'll think about. Well that does it for our show. I'm Buff Bagwell.. and I'm the STUFF! "

Buff grabs his Hardcore title as he walks away leaving Big Show in his seat. A few hours pass. The lights are off and the midget is still there stuck in the seat.

"Showtime" - Big Show: " Excuse me, anyone there? Help.. Please?.. "

FADE 2 BLACK.