| Roleplay Number 88 |
#5 |
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| Buff's Record 88 |
W: 002 L: 000 D: 000 |
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| Next Opponent(s) 88 |
Dean Malenko and Jeff Hardy | |
| Ain't Buff, Ain't Tough, Ain't Enough 88 |
[x1] Goldberg[x1] Kevin Nash[x1] Test[x1] Zach Gowen[x1] Brooklyn Brawler[x1] The Big Show[x1] Dean Malenko?[x?] Jeff Hardy?[x?] |
" Buff and Dean.. Ladies men and Champions. "
Forward: RAW Recap - " Big Show has it timed well, and BIG BOOTS THE SHEET INTO BUFF'S FACE! GOOD GOD! Show lowers the strap! Here it comes baby! Buff is hauled to his feet... and he's got him by the throat! Here it comes! THUMP! WHAT THE HELL!? Shane McMahon just leveled The Big Show with a STEEL CHAIR! Show slumps to his knees, as Shane helps Bagwell stammer Show towards the turnbuckle, Buff goes to the second rope, uneasily, and delivers.. THE BLOCKBUSTER! THERE IT IS! ONTO A TRASH CAN LID! Buff makes the cover 1.....2....3! Bagwell retains, thanks to Shane McMahon! But.. why? " - Buff retained his Hardcore championship along with retiring the Big Show from the NCW, with the help of Shane McMahon that is. Buff has been impressive these two weeks, but now he has to face Dean Malenko and Jeff Hardy. This will be one of Buff's toughest challenges, but he'll prevail, he'll come through, he'll beat Dean Malenko and Jeff Hardy. Why is this? Because BUFF is the STUFF! I don't know why I have to tell you guys over and over and over and over.. He's the STUFF.. PERIOD!
The NCW Logo fades in along with the copyright information for the company. It slowly fades away. The scene fades back up into a Hotel room. The camera is inside of this room looking at a king sized bed. There seems to be two indivduals moving around under the covers and a couple of noises are being made. A head pops out from the cover looking around. The lights are off, so we can't tell exactly who it is. Another head pops out appeared to be a woman. Suddenly the light cuts on and Buff can be seen laying back as the woman is smoking a cigarette. Buff smiles as the woman looks over at him.
"Just got some Stuff" - Angela: " That was great Buff! "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " What did you expect, I am the Stuff! "
"Just got some Stuff" - Angela: " You really are. "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " How can Dean Malenko ever amount to this? "
"Just got some Stuff" - Angela: " He can't, he just can't. "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " yeah, he can't become Buff, he'll never be the Stuff. "
"Just got some Stuff" - Angela: " You want to go for round two? "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " You know it, BABY! "
They pull off the covers revealing.... SCRABBLE!? Yeah, scrabble, what did you people think they were doing. Buff lays down "BUFF" as he tallies up his points.
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Ha! Ha! There's no beating me! "
Buff and Angela continue playing when a knock comes at the door. It's a hard angry knock. Buff ducks under a bed as Angela looks on.
"Just got some Stuff" - Angela: " Hey, why are you under the bed!? "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Sssshhh! He will hear you! "
"Just got some Stuff" - Angela: " Who? "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " The Big Show.. I think he's after me! "
"Just got some Stuff" - Angela: " Why? What did you do to him? "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Well, I kind of.. umm.. Beat and retired him. "
"Just got some Stuff" - Angela: " That's not bad.. How big is this guy? "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Seven feet and five hundred pounds! "
As soon as that's said Angela is right under the bed with Buff. They hide in fear under the bed until a voice is heard, certainly not Big Shows.
"Limo Driver" - Gustio: " Hellooooo.. Mr. Bagwell sir, your limo is outside. "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " What!? Gustio!? "
Buff gets from under the bed and runs to the door. He quickly pulls Gustio in.
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Was a 500 hundred pound bag of crap following here? "
"Limo Driver" - Gustio: " No Mr. Bagwell. But there was a monkey, two dogs, and a zebra following me. "
Buff looks at Gustio with a strange stare
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Well that's nothing out of the unusual. Come on let's go! "
They all run out and jump into the limo quickly. Gustio steps on the gas pretty hard as they drive off into the night.
The scene opens back up in a restuarant. We see the Hardcore title unaccompanied at a empty table. You can hear music and shouting in the background and see people dancing on the dance floor. You then see Buff with plenty of ladies surrounding him. They are rubbing against him, kissing, hugging, anything you can imagine. Buff breaks away from the ladies and takes a seat as they follow behind. They all takes seats at the table as Buff grabs his Hardcore title.
"Wants some Stuff" - Claudia: " So Buff, tell us that thing again. "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Okay, but this the last time. (Macho voice).. I'm Buff! "
The girls giggle as they move in close to Buff.
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " So ladies, any of you familiar with.. Dean Malenko? "
The girls all look down and about. Obviously they know Deam Malenko.
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " There are a couple similarities between the both of us. We both hold NCW gold. We both have many, many, ladies, and this Monday we're both going into the ring and fighting a JOBBER!.. But there is one thing, that sets us apart from one another.. Dean Malenko isn't BUFF! "
Buff looks at all of the ladies who are sort of ignoring Buff Daddy!
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " What's wrong with you guys, it's looks as if you've encountered a short ladies man..(Looks at them).. OH MY GOD! You guys are former MALENK-HOES! "
"Wants some Stuff" - Claudia: " Your kind of wrong.. there's one word that has to be taken out of that sentence. "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " What?..(Buff looks at the girls again).. OH MY GOD! Your still MALENK-HOES! "
Buff stands up and goes to leave, but before turning back around, and grabbing his Hardcore Title.
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Malenko may have hoes, but he isn't Buff! He'll never be Buff! And.. and I am the STUFF! "
"Wants some Stuff" - Claudia: " Well Buff, we were going to change to Buff-Hoes, but I see you are going to leave us. "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " You girls really think, I would settle for seconds? Buff always gets the first serve.. you ladies can run back to Malenko, because Buff always get the ladies! You'll all see on RAW.. I just feel sorry for you all. "
"Wants some Stuff" - Claudia: " Why? We're doing fine with Dean. "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Do I really have to explain? Dean is short, I'm Buff! Now you can put the puzzle together. "
Buff walks away as the girls begin to frown. Buff smiles as the camera begins to fade.
Buff is exiting the restaurant. He doesn't notice a huge figure in front of him. He's just watching his Hardcore title. He bumps into the massive belly of this being and backs up a little not looking at the person.
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Hey! Watch where your going! "
He goes to walk again but runs into the belly of this thing again.
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Hey! I said watch it! "
Bagwell, finally noticing something's wrong begin to look up as he sees the face of an angry giant. Buff tries to run but is caught by this man's hand. Buff squirms and wiggles trying to get free, but this giant is simply too strong.
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Look Big Show, I'm sorry you were fired, but it wasn't my fault. You just aren't Buff!..(The grip is tightened).. I mean you just weren't enough..(Grip is tightened once again).. Oh, I mean you just aren't enough!.. "
The grip is tightened to the point where Buff's head is about to pop off. As the giant speaks.
"The Big Stuff" - Paul: " You slept with my sister! "
Buff manages to get out a word.
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " What? "
"The Big Stuff" - Paul: " You slept with me sister! "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Is her name, Sara? "
"The Big Stuff" - Paul: " YES!..(Tightening his grip around Buff's neck) "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Hey, how was I suppose to know that was your sister? "
"The Big Stuff" - Paul: " We were introduced to each other! She said I was her brother! "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Oh yeah. But why are you choking me, I mean I just slept with her. "
"The Big Stuff" - Paul: " You dumped her after you were FINISHED! "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Oh. Well you can't blame me. I'm the Stuff! "
"The Big Stuff" -