| Roleplay Number 88 |
#6 |
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| Buff's Record 88 |
W: 002 L: 000 D: 000 |
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| Next Opponent(s) 88 |
Dean Malenko and Jeff Hardy | |
| Ain't Buff, Ain't Tough, Ain't Enough 88 |
[x1] Goldberg[x1] Kevin Nash[x1] Test[x1] Zach Gowen[x1] Brooklyn Brawler[x1] The Big Show[x1] Dean Malenko?[x?] Jeff Hardy?[x?] |
" A trip to Crayola Factory! "
Forward: RAW Recap - " Big Show has it timed well, and BIG BOOTS THE SHEET INTO BUFF'S FACE! GOOD GOD! Show lowers the strap! Here it comes baby! Buff is hauled to his feet... and he's got him by the throat! Here it comes! THUMP! WHAT THE HELL!? Shane McMahon just leveled The Big Show with a STEEL CHAIR! Show slumps to his knees, as Shane helps Bagwell stammer Show towards the turnbuckle, Buff goes to the second rope, uneasily, and delivers.. THE BLOCKBUSTER! THERE IT IS! ONTO A TRASH CAN LID! Buff makes the cover 1.....2....3! Bagwell retains, thanks to Shane McMahon! But.. why? " - Buff retained his Hardcore championship along with retiring the Big Show from the NCW, with the help of Shane McMahon that is. Buff has been impressive these two weeks, but now he has to face Dean Malenko and Jeff Hardy. This will be one of Buff's toughest challenges, but he'll prevail, he'll come through, he'll beat Dean Malenko and Jeff Hardy. Why is this? Because BUFF is the STUFF! I don't know why I have to tell you guys over and over and over and over.. He's the STUFF.. PERIOD!
The NCW Logo fades in along with the copyright information for the company. It slowly fades away. The scene fades up outside of a factory. The camera catches a glimpse of the sign and it reads.. "THE CRAYOLA FACTORY" in big, bold letters. The camera switches into one that is placed in the factory. It looks to Buff Bagwell who is standing right in front of it with the Hardcore Title draped over his shoulder. He looks around the factory a little bit before turning back around and addressing the viewers and fans of what is exactly going on.
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Ahh, the Crayola Factory. Can't you just smell the non-toxic euroma of colors? Well, anyway. This is the Crayola Factory. This is where every little inch of color in your life is made. It is also the birthplace of NCW jobber, JEFF HARDY! "
Buff begins to walk keeping his eye on the camera.
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " It was this place who decided one day, to try and make a human being out of color. A few weeks passed by, and POOF! Jeff Hardy was created. They even made him glow in the dark! They couldn't find no other place to promote this colorful freak, so they dropped him on the door stoop of the NCW, and from then on Jeff Hardy was a wrestler..(Sees a worker).. Here's someone right now. "
Buff walks over to the worker.
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Sir, are you familiar with the colorful specimen that you called Jeff Hardy? "
"Crayola Worker" - David: " Uhh, What? "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Oh, I'm sorry. I meant are you familiar with Project 411b671823573623463284504553878457454? "
"Crayola Worker" - David: " Oh yeah, I'm familiar with Project 411b671823573623463284504553878457454. It was one of our inventions. We weren't too proud of what we did.. "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " You shouldn't be proud. That thing is what I have to face TONIGHT! "
"Crayola Worker" - David: " We at the Crayola Industry are very sorry. We were drunk, we didn't know what we were doing. The way he glows in the dark is just a glowstick one of the strippers that night had given us. The colors are all melted skittles. We are truly sorry for what we did, and it will never happen again. "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " It's too late for that.. Look at Micheal Jackson! "
"Crayola Worker" - David: " Now that wasn't our fault! Michaels monkey dragged him in here and did that! We've been blamed for it since day one! "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Well you shouldn't blame them! You invented Jeff Hardy, of course they would think you created Micheal Jackson too! "
"Crayola Worker" - David: " I guess your right, but I just don't know how many times I can say sorry. "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Try one more time. "
"Crayola Worker" - David: " I'm sorry.. "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Nope, try again! "
"Crayola Worker" - David: " I'm sorry.. "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " I think one more should do it. "
"Crayola Worker" - David: " I'm sorry.. "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " It's just not working. I don't think anyone can forgive you for creating something like Jeff. It's just something you can't fix. But luckily, I can! "
"Crayola Worker" - David: " But how? "
Buff looks down at the worker.
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " What do you mean how? "
"Crayola Worker" - David: " How can you fix this problem, that is Jeff Hardy! "
Buff smacks the worker in the back of the head.
"Crayola Worker" - David: " Hey, why did you do that? "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Do you even know who I am? "
"Crayola Worker" - David: " Well, to tell you the truth. I don't know who you are. "
SMACK!
"Crayola Worker" - David: " Hey, what was that for? "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " You should know. I'm Buff Bagwell. NCW's Hardcore Champion! I face that creation of yours tonight on RAW! Along with the self-proclaimed ladies man! "
"Crayola Worker" - David: " I had no idea, I'm sorry. "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " No need, to be sorry. It's a bit of a drag that you didn't know who I am. The stuff will be recgonized, it just takes a matter of time. But I am BUFF! Dean Malenko and Jeff Hardy aren't even enough! "
Buff looks at the worker.
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " And you. If you get drunk, don't come into work. We don't want ANOTHER Jeff Hardy running around. Just think of the children, for christs sake! "
"Crayola Worker" - David: " I will. "
Buff walks away as the scene begins to fade.
The scene opens in the executive offices of the Crayola Factory. Occupying a leather chair behind a big oak wood desk. Is the president of the Crayola Factory, James B. Trippin. He is on the phone with someone as the camera comes in close to hear the conversation.
"Crayola President" - James B. Trippin: " ...I don't care if it's hazardous to their health. Just sell those crayons! You hear me! Have them souled out! "
James hangs the phone up as a knock comes at the door.
"Crayola President" - James B. Trippin: " Come in! "
The door opens as Buff steps in.
"Crayola President" - James B. Trippin: " Ahh, Buff Bagwell nice to meet you. Take a seat. "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Well, I'm not sure if I can say the same to you.. I mean... "
"Crayola President" - James B. Trippin: " I know, I know. This is about Jeff Hardy, isn't it? "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Yeah, this is about Jeff. I have a match with him and Dean Malenko tonight. "
"Crayola President" - James B. Trippin: " I know. Now, Buff I know Jeff was our fault. He's our responsibility. I know, he scares little children and is just too dreadful to watch. That's why I'm giving you the opputunity to take Jeff out! "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " You mean, go buff on him? "
"Crayola President" - James B. Trippin: " Yeah, whatever. You can end him tonight. Do whatever you want. Just get him off of television for good! You think you can handle that? "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Hey, this is Buff Bagwell your talking to. Hardcore Champion. The Stuff. I'm as tough as they come, and the girrrrlllllllssss can't get enough. Taking Jeff out will be no problem, and I'm glad I could do it.. But there, uhhh. There's another problem. "
"Crayola President" - James B. Trippin: " Dean Malenko? "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Yeah, he's going to interfere in the buisness. "
"Crayola President" - James B. Trippin: " Trust me, Dean won't mess up anything. He's got enough problems, like the Brooklyn Brawler.. get my drift. "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " I hear you loud and clear. "
"Crayola President" - James B. Trippin: " Now, go get ready for tonight, I'll be watching you. "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Don't worry, Jeff or Dean won't be able to put up any type of fight, becuase I'm BUFF! And they're not! Ha! Ha! "
Buff laughs as he gets up and leaves James office. The scene slowly begins to fade out as a promo begins to cut for RAW.
