Roleplay Number 88

#7

Buff's Record 88

W: 003 L: 000 D: 000

Next Opponent(s) 88

Kurt Angle, John Cena, and the Hurricane

Ain't Buff, Ain't Tough, Ain't Enough 88

Randy Orton[x1] Goldberg[x1] Kevin Nash[x1] Test[x1] Zach Gowen[x1] Brooklyn Brawler[x1] The Big Show[x1] Dean Malenko[x1] Jeff Hardy[x1] Kurt Angle?[x?] John Cena?[x?] The Hurricane?[x?

Buff Accomplishments: First Ever NCW Hardcore Champion[c]

" If Cena can be a rapper.. So can Buff! "

Forward: RAW Recap - " Buff then sets Jeff up for the Butterfly DDT, and goes over to the steel chair.. oh no wait a minute! BUTTERFLY DDT ON THE STEEL CHAIR! Jeff Hardy is out of it! Dean Malenko comes back into the ring, and begins to start offense on Buff Bagwell with stiff punches to the face. Malenko whips him agiainst the ropes and hits a armdrag on the comeback. Dean Malenko then runs after Buff and gives him a knee right to the stomach. Dean Malenko then whips Buff into the turnbuckle, and runs after him, giving him a SPLASH! Dean Malenko then puts Buff onto the turnbuckle.. and sets up for the suplex.. but Buff fights out of it.. Buff then pushes Malenko down.. and stands on the turnbuckle.. wait a second! BUFF BLOCKBUSTER!! WHAT A MOVE! Buff then goes for the cover.. One, Two, THREE! IT'S OVER! WHAT A CONTEST! " - Buff once again showed what he has to offer to the NCW. He defeated Dean Malenko and Jeff Hardy on RAW and now will go on to Rebellion to face John Cena, Kurt Angle, and The Hurricane. Oh boy, and this is all for the HARDCORE TITLE! What a massacre that will be. Buff didn't only defeat Dean and Jeff he went on later that night and bent a chair over John Cena, Kurt Angle, and The Hurricane's heads! Buff has sent a message to all of his opponents at Rebellion, and he's shown that he is TOUGH! Rebellion will be full of blood and fuel as we head to England for NCW's first ever pay-per-view.. REBELLION!


The NCW Logo fades in along with the copyright information for the company. It slowly fades away. We fade into some sort of studio, as we see Buff Bagwell with his Hardcore title he's acting like some tough rapper, there is also some short little man with Buff in a pin striped suit. He is standing with some music producer, speaking with him about something. The cameras sneak up a little to hear what exactly is going on.

"Music Producer" - Hugh Jass: " Welcome Buff. This is the studio, that you'll drop your new CD at. "

Buff doesn't respond, just keeps the tough act up.The short man signals for the Producer to bend down. He then whispers something in the Producers ears.

"Music Producer" - Hugh Jass: " Oh, B. Diddy? "

"Hardcore Stuff" - B. Diddy: " Yeah? That's me. So, you'll be my producer? What's ya name? "

"Music Producer" - Hugh Jass: " Yeah, I'm sorry my name is Hugh Jass.. "

Buff tries to keep his tough rapper act up, but is breaking down. He begins to tear up, as the short man, that we now know is Short Money. Tries to help him stay in character but it's too late. Buff is on the ground laughing histerically. Buff can't help himself. He slowly stands up as he looks at the producer, and the tough act reappears. As the Producer stands there dumbfounded.

"Hardcore Stuff" - B. Diddy: " So.. Your name is Hugh Jass.(Trying to hold back laughter).. "

"Music Producer" - Hugh Jass: " Yeah.. "

"Short Stuff" - Short Money: " What do ya say, we get started. "

"Music Producer" - Hugh Jass: " Okay, if you'll just follow me. "

Short Money and Buff follow Hugh as he leads them to a room. Various music equipment is set up all around the room as there is one room that is seen through a glass window.

"Music Producer" - Hugh Jass: " Alright, now Buff.. I mean B. Diddy. I just want to hear how you get down. You know, flow? So why don't you step into that room and put on the ear phones in there. I just want to hear a sample of what you can do. "

"Hardcore Stuff" - B. Diddy: " Aight, for show. "

B. Diddy walks into the room as Hugh sits down and Short watches Buff. Hugh puts on some head phones.

"Music Producer" - Hugh Jass: " Okay, B. Diddy, can you hear me? "

"Hardcore Stuff" - B. Diddy: " Yea, I can hear ya. "

"Music Producer" - Hugh Jass: " Alright here we go.. Do your thing! "

Buff clears his throat as he begins to throw down a flow.

"Hardcore Stuff" - B. Diddy: " Aight hear I go...

There's a PPV, and it's called Rebellion..
And after the things I do, I might be considered a felon..
There's a rapper, an olympian, and a Superhero..
All of them, equaled to me, add up to ZEROS..
There's no way they can beat me, because I'm BUFF!
All those other fools aren't even enough!
So, it's simple what's going to happen at this PPV..
It'll be me picking up the 1.. 2.. 3! "

Hugh looks at Buff with his mouth wide open. Buff looks at him nervously as Hugh shocks them!

"Music Producer" - Hugh Jass: " THAT WAS GREAT! "

"Hardcore Stuff" - B. Diddy: " Yea, I know. I'm the stuff!. "

"Short Stuff" - Short Money: " See, what I was talking about. If you sign B. Diddy here you'll be bringing in the big bucks! You'll be one of the world's greatest producers.. No, even better.. You'll be the producer that prodcued B. Diddy's music! I mean, I can see it now..(Points out at Buff).. Hugh Jass..(giggling).. Producer of Platnium Recording artist.. B. DIDDY! Can you see it? "

"Music Producer" - Hugh Jass: " YES! YES! I can see it! "

"Short Stuff" - Short Money: " Well then, there's only one thing you have to do..(Pulls out papers).. Just sign the papers. "

With a devilish grin Hugh pulls out a pen and begins to sign on the dotted line as B. Diddy watches also. Hugh finishes signing.

"Music Producer" - Hugh Jass: " There.. "

"Short Stuff" - Short Money: " Now, it's all done. It's been nice workin' with ya. "

"Music Producer" - Hugh Jass: " It's been all my pleasure.. See you tomorrow B. Diddy. "

"Hardcore Stuff" - B. Diddy: " Yea, okay. "

B. Diddy and short stack, I mean Short Money, leave the studio as the scene fades out.


The scene opens back in a limo. B. Diddy is seen just chilling. As Short Money goes over some details.

"Short Stuff" - Short Money: " B. today, we go to the studio to start your first ever CD! I've already taken the liberty, of writing down a few songs... "

"Hardcore Stuff" - B. Diddy: " Whoa, Hold it right there! I said I would do my own songs. This is my CD! I get to do whatever I want with it, you got that? "

"Short Stuff" - Short Money: " Yeah... But if you would just take a look at them. "

"Hardcore Stuff" - B. Diddy: " NO! "

"Short Stuff" - Short Money: " ... Well, I guess we should talk about the men, I got to dance in one of your videos... "

"Hardcore Stuff" - B. Diddy: " Men!? MEN!? Why did you get men to dance in my videos! You know it's all about the ladies Shorty, why you gonna do me like that!? "

"Short Stuff" - Short Money: " Man, I'm sorry. Look I handle them, for the mean while we're almost there. Let's just focus on your CD. "

"Hardcore Stuff" - B. Diddy: " Yeah, that's a good idea. "

Suddenly takes a sudden hault. As B. lunges forward and smacks his head on the back window.

"Hardcore Stuff" - B. Diddy: " Hey! What's the matter with you! "

"Drives the Limo" - Driver: " Some man, has jumped in front of the car. "

Hugh drags himself to B. Diddy's door and climbs in the car. He struggles to get his breath as he lays on the seat.

"Hardcore Stuff" - B. Diddy: " Hugh, why did you jump in front of the limo like that. I can't have a dead producer on my hands. "

"Music Producer" - Hugh Jass: " (Struggling to Breath).. B.. Di.. dy.. Cha.. nge.. of pla.. ns. "

"Hardcore Stuff" - B. Diddy: " Hey, spit it out already! "

"Music Producer" - Hugh Jass: " You got a concert to do! "

"Hardcore Stuff" - B. Diddy: " What? "

"Short Stuff" - Short Money: " How can he have a concert, he hasn't even started one freakin' CD! "

"Music Producer" - Hugh Jass: " Yeah, well. It seems as if one of the concerts were delayed because of a bombing. But luckily there was a man in a green costume and cape with a mask that saved everybody. But, now there's no contest. The performers are too shook up. So, B. think you can do it? "

"Hardcore Stuff" - B. Diddy: " Hey, this is B. Diddy your talkin' to. Of course I can do it! "

"Music Producer" - Hugh Jass: " Great! let's go! "

The limo drives off quickly as the scene fades out once again.


The scene cuts back as there is a huge crowd of screaming fans. They are waiting for a concert as Hugh Jass..Ha! Ha!.. Steps onto the stage.

"Music Producer" - Hugh Jass: " Okay, ladies and Gentleman. This artist, is new and VERY talented, give it up for B. DIDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYY!!! "

All of the screaming stops, all of the cheering, rooting has stopped also. It is so quiet that you can literally hear a pin drop. B. Diddy steps on the stage. As he grabs a mic he looks out at the people who just stare.

"Hardcore Stuff" - B. Diddy: " HOW YA'LLLLLLL DOIN'!!!!! "

Nothing, just quiet.

"Hardcore Stuff" - B. Diddy: " Well.. here's a song about one of my opponents, I face at Rebellion.. here we go... "

There's this rapper named John Cena..
And compared to me, this shrimp is a weina'
His lyrics or his biceps can't compare to mine..
That's why, B. Diddy is so damn fine!
It's amazing that this chump even thinks he has a chance..
I bet when he steps in the ring with me.. he'll wet his pants!
F-U, John Cena.. I'm the best around..
But don't worry you'll soon find out when you hit the ground!
The Blockbuster is the last word you'll ever hear..
Either that or someone shouting your a "QUEER!"
Cena, I'm as Hardcore as can be..
I'll plant you on a chair with a Butterfly DDT!
But that's not all I can do..
You see, I can also counter your F-U!
Why, becuase I'm the Stuff..
Not only that, I'm also really BUFF!
So here comes the conclusion of this flow
At Rebellion, I bet John Cena won't even show!

Buff finishes but get's no reaction. They just stare. B. begins to sweat as suddenly a clap can be heard. Then another and another until the entire crowd is cheering for Buff! He raises his hands in the air and flexes for the fans. He then runs and jumps off the stage. The people all run as Buff goes... SMACK!

BACK TO REALITY

Buff is sitting up in bed sweating.

"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " AHHH! "

Buff looks all over the place searching for his Hardcore title.

"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Whooo.. It was only a dream. "

Buff lays back down, as the camera zooms over his shoulder to show a Music Award with B. Diddy's name on it! What the hell?! Well, Buff goes against Cena, Angle and Hurricane for the Hardcore title at Rebellion! See ya there!