| Roleplay Number 88 |
#9 |
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| Buff's Record 88 |
W: 003 L: 000 D: 000 |
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| Next Opponent(s) 88 |
Kurt Angle, John Cena, and the Hurricane | |
| Ain't Buff, Ain't Tough, Ain't Enough 88 |
[x1] Goldberg[x1] Kevin Nash[x1] Test[x1] Zach Gowen[x1] Brooklyn Brawler[x1] The Big Show[x1] Dean Malenko[x1] Jeff Hardy[x1] Kurt Angle?[x?] John Cena?[x?] The Hurricane?[x? |
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Forward: RAW Recap - " Buff then sets Jeff up for the Butterfly DDT, and goes over to the steel chair.. oh no wait a minute! BUTTERFLY DDT ON THE STEEL CHAIR! Jeff Hardy is out of it! Dean Malenko comes back into the ring, and begins to start offense on Buff Bagwell with stiff punches to the face. Malenko whips him agiainst the ropes and hits a armdrag on the comeback. Dean Malenko then runs after Buff and gives him a knee right to the stomach. Dean Malenko then whips Buff into the turnbuckle, and runs after him, giving him a SPLASH! Dean Malenko then puts Buff onto the turnbuckle.. and sets up for the suplex.. but Buff fights out of it.. Buff then pushes Malenko down.. and stands on the turnbuckle.. wait a second! BUFF BLOCKBUSTER!! WHAT A MOVE! Buff then goes for the cover.. One, Two, THREE! IT'S OVER! WHAT A CONTEST! " - Buff once again showed what he has to offer to the NCW. He defeated Dean Malenko and Jeff Hardy on RAW and now will go on to Rebellion to face John Cena, Kurt Angle, and The Hurricane. Oh boy, and this is all for the HARDCORE TITLE! What a massacre that will be. Buff didn't only defeat Dean and Jeff he went on later that night and bent a chair over John Cena, Kurt Angle, and The Hurricane's heads! Buff has sent a message to all of his opponents at Rebellion, and he's shown that he is TOUGH! Rebellion will be full of blood and fuel as we head to England for NCW's first ever pay-per-view.. REBELLION!
The NCW Logo fades in along with the copyright information for the company. It slowly fades away. Superheroes are tough, they know how to stop evil doers and help the needy anyway they can. But there is one superhero who doesn't add up to this. There is one superhero, who on his best day can barely defeat house fly. This superhero is the.. HURRICANE! Yes, and now The Hurricane must battle through a vicous lyrical monster, an Olympic Hero, and the Hardcore champion of the NCW, the STUFF, Buff Daddy himself.. Buff Bagwell! The scene opens in a room filled with Superheroes. There are posters, stuffed dolls, every single piece of superhero merchandise you can find. The superhero is... THE HURRICANE? Yes, this is a whacked Hurricane fan. The camera looks around a little to see a beautiful young woman sitting on a bed fully with Hurricane bed spreads and sheets. She is looking at one of NCW's shows.. "Confidential" when they come upon a part where they are talking bout Rebellion. Surely enough, Hurricane is shown.
"Hurricane Fan+Cutie" - Angela: " Ahh, I can't wait til Hurricane whoops everybody and wins the Hardcore title.. Ooohh I can't wait! "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Whoa, hold it right there honey! "
The girl heres the voice and hides under the blankets. She pokes her head out and looks around.
"Hurricane Fan+Cutie" - Angela: " Wh-Wh-Who said that? "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " I did..(Buff comes from the side of the wall and in front of her door.) "
"Hurricane Fan+Cutie" - Angela: " Buff Bagwell? "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Don't act like your surprised to see me.. Don't you remember that contest where you win a date from me? "
"Hurricane Fan+Cutie" - Angela: " Yeah, I remember.. I didn't know it was today. "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Well it is. Your mom let me in. And I couldn't help but hear that you hope the Hurricane wins? WHASSUP WIT DAT! "
"Hurricane Fan+Cutie" - Angela: " Well it's true. "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " (Looking at girl).. Okay, I think somebody's been sneaking in the cookie jar again. The Hurricane couldn't beat me if he was on Superhero steroids. "
"Hurricane Fan+Cutie" - Angela: " That's no way to talk about the Hurricane. "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " If your the Hardcore Champ of the NCW, The STUFF, Tough, and girrrrrlllllsssss can't get enough, you can talk about the Hurricane like that. And well sorry to tell ya, but I'm all of those things! "
"Hurricane Fan+Cutie" - Angela: " Who cares? "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " All of my loving and devoted fans. And soon you will care! "
"Hurricane Fan+Cutie" - Angela: " But the Hurricane is soooo cute! "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Cute? Okay, I'll let him have that, but look at me... I'M GORGEOUS! And take it to note, I'm the Hardcore champion of the NCW I get bumps and bruises and still keep a face like this. "
"Hurricane Fan+Cutie" - Angela: " You already told me that. "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Hey, don't get hostile with me. I'm just telling you how it is. The Hurricane is a Super ZERO! And me.. I'm a PERFECT TEN! "
"Hurricane Fan+Cutie" - Angela: " You sure do love yourself don't you. "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Well, I wouldn't say that. I just appreciate what I look like. I mean you have to admit to yourself, I look like a god! "
"Hurricane Fan+Cutie" - Angela: " Well you do have the physique. "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " And much more, BABY! "
Angela begins to sweat.
"Hurricane Fan+Cutie" - Angela: " OKAY! OKAY! I must admit, you are better than the Hurricane, your much HOTTER than the Hurricane.. your like my all-time favorite wrestler! I just LOVE YOU! "
Buff looks at the camera and winks with his arms crossed. The girls pulls all of the Hurricane merchandise off revealing Buff merchandise.
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Now, was that so hard? "
"Hurricane Fan+Cutie" - Angela: " No, actually is was pretty good. "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " It always does.. It always does. So what do you say, we go on that date. "
"Hurricane Fan+Cutie" - Angela: " SURE! "
Angela and Buff leave the room as the scene begins to fade away.
The scene opens back in ANGELA'S ROOM. Some shuffling and tussling can be seen going on under the blankets. A couple groans can be heard along with a long scream. Buff pokes his head out of the blanket and grabs his Hardcore as Angela comes up too. Angela looks at Buff who just stares at his title.
"Hurricane Fan+Cutie" - Angela: " Buff, that was great! I'm glad I dumped the Hurricane! "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " What? "
"Hurricane Fan+Cutie" - Angela: " Oh, I didn't tell you. Hurricane was my ex. "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " You mean, to tell me you and Hurricane was once an item? "
"Hurricane Fan+Cutie" - Angela: " Yeah, I just broke up with him a few days ago, after we had.. did the bad thing! "
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " (Jumping up and grabbing all of his things).. Now listen to me! Buff doesn't take sloppy seconds! Especially after the Hurricane has had it! I'm the Hardcore champ and this is what I get! Oh, at Rebellion I'm not only going to retain my title, But i'll end your ex's career. "
Buff begins to walk out.
"Hardcore Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Psst, Sloppy Hurricane Seconds! "
The scene begins to fade away as Buff leaves Angela's house.
