Roleplay Number 88

#1

Buff's Record 88

W: 000 L: 000 D: 000

Next Opponent(s) 88

Booker T

Ain't Buff, Ain't Tough, Ain't Enough 88

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Buff Accomplishments: None Yet

" I'm Buff, I'm the Stuff, Booker T just isn't Enough! "

Ah, The CWF Version One. You can always tune in on Tuesdays and watch one of it's most illustrious shows, RAW! Yes, you can also see some of your favorite superstars such as Booker T, Rob Van Dam, Rhyno, Chris Jericho, and many many more. But there is one superstar that will make RAW one the greatest shows there ever was. There is one superstar who has enough talent, charisma, and ability to hold the CWF and RAW on his shoulders, Oh and did I mention, He's also VERY BUFF! He's not just that, he's the Stuff, he's tough, and everyday the girls just can't get enough! Yes, Buff Bagwell indeed has made it to the CWF Version One not only to show off his "buffness" but to also be the very best he can be. Rob Van Dam can't compare to Buff, Chris Jericho won't be able to compare to Buff, and Booker T DEFINATELY won't compare to Buff. Why? Because they're not BUFF! Speaking of Booker T, He's found himself in a unfortunate spot, as he will go one on one with BUFFZILLA! Not only will Buff trample all of Booker with his 20 inch pythons, but he'll show Booker exaclty why he is "THE STUFF". The CWF Version One hasn't seen anything yet, until RAW.. as it will go down in history as a..BLOCKBUSTER!

| '--SCENE ONE-- Let's see.. BOOKER T! --' |

CWF Version One, is opened and ready to go. The CWF logo flashes onto the screen with it's copyrights down below it. It simply, just fades away to black. The scene reopens to the as we are taken onto the streets of Washington, DC. This part of Washington looks very bad, as buildings are covered in graffiti, trash cans are tips over with just a little bit of trash in them. The camera zooms around a bit to catch which superstar would be on a street like this. It zooms not finding a trace of the wreslter. When they all of a sudden see "CWF's Stuff" Buff Bagwell. He is walking along the pavement, in the street. He looks over to the right of himself and spots the camera. He acts as if he doesn't notice it. A piece of the building begins to peel off as Buff rushes to place it back up. It's just a set! There couldn't be no streets in Washington, this dirty. Buff acts as if nothing happened, he just continues to walk.

" CWF's Stuff " Buff Bagwell : " This is Buff Bawell, as all of you already know! I'm here on these "BAD" streets to see if I can meet up with my opponent, Booker T. I want to see eye to eye with Booker, because I can be sympathetic at times, I really can. So, now let's see Booker and just give him a 'Howdy Doo'. "

Buff stops at a jagged, dirty building..(Remember it's fake.).. He begins to walk up some stairs. He walks slowly, obviously waiting for someone to come and stop him. He begins to walk in place as he looks at his watch. He begins to whisper to make sure that we can't hear anything. But of course.. We can!

" CWF's Stuff " Buff Bagwell : (Whispering) " Hey, you there. Get out here.. "

Someone whispers back to Buff.

" ??? " ??? : (Whispering) " I can't get into character.. A few more seconds. "

Buff looks back at the cameras then continues to walk in place.

" CWF's Stuff " Buff Bagwell : (Whispering) " I can't walk in place for that long, you know! Hurry up! "

" ??? " ??? : (Whispering) " Okay, I think I got it.. AHHH! "

Buff gets a confused look on his face.

" CWF's Stuff " Buff Bagwell : (whispering) " Hey, hey. What happened? "

A HUGE man, jumps out in front of Buff.

" CWF's Stuff " Buff Bagwell : (whispering) " It's about time.. Now start. "

The HUGE man looks down at Buff with a mad dog frown.

" HUGE " Big Dawg : " Wat you talkin' bout. "

" CWF's Stuff " Buff Bagwell : (whispering) " You know... "

Buff gestures his hand.

" HUGE " Big Dawg : " I don't know what you talkin' 'bout, But you gotta get yo' ass outta here! "

" CWF's Stuff " Buff Bagwell : (whispering) " Good, good..(Normal Tone).. Now, what was that? "

" HUGE " Big Dawg : " I said yo haf'ta get yo' ass outta here, before I throw ya' out! "

" CWF's Stuff " Buff Bagwell : " Look, here..(Looks back at the camera and smiles).. I ain't going nowhere! I'm here to see Booker T! "

" HUGE " Big Dawg : " Wat!? There ain't no Booker T here! "

" CWF's Stuff " Buff Bagwell : " Yes he does! I was told he lived right here! "

" HUGE " Big Dawg : " Yo' must of got yo wires crossed, cuz Booker doesn't live here! And if ya' don't leave n' the next five sec'nds I'm going, to MAKE you leave! "

" CWF's Stuff " Buff Bagwell : " You sound so sure about yourself..(Pokes Big Dawg in the chest).. How about you just run up those stairs and get Booker, before I go BUFF on you and reach Booker myself, and trust me.. I will go BUFF! "

Buff confidently looks back at the camera, then looks back, before he can react to what's going on, he's lifted into the air, and thrown. Buff lifts his head and spits out some dirt. He stands and looks down Big Dawg he goes to rush him, but sees the actor that he hired, laid out and unconcious on teh ground. Buff quickly comes to a hault and backsteps to the other side of the streets.

" CWF's Stuff " Buff Bagwell : " Okay, I don't need to see Booker. He needs to see me, and on Tuesday night, because of what you just did.. I will go BUFF on him! And it'll be all your fault! "

Big Dawg just looks at Buff who dusts himself off.

" CWF's Stuff " Buff Bagwell : " Your even lucky you didn't mess up my face.. Because if you did, there was going to be some reprucussions, Believe me! And when I do go BUFF on Booker, there will be no way to fight it, you know why?.. Wait, don't answer that.. Your probably too dumb to even answer it... "

Big Dawg begins to step onto the sidewalk, as Buff backs up a little.

" CWF's Stuff " Buff Bagwell : " ... Whoa, stop right there! Let me finish, Booker won't be able to stop me, becuase he's not tough, he's not the stuff, and he definately ain't... "

BUFF!

Buff examines Big Dawg.

" CWF's Stuff " Buff Bagwell : " and to tell you the truth.. You ain't buff either! "

Big Dawg with an amazing amount of speed(For his size) takes off after Buff who is already down the street. You can hear Buff laugh as the scene slowly fades to black.

| '--SCENE TWO-- Interview with Buff Daddy --' |

The scene comes back in, as we see Good Ole' Jim Ross sitting in a chair. He is across from Buff Bagwell who has a redicoulosly large smile on his face. A mic is hooked to his incredibly tight t-shirt. Jim begins the first ever CWF interview for Buff Bagwell.

" BBQ Sauce " Jim Ross : " Well to start off, I'd like to say thank you for this interview. "

" CWF's Stuff " Buff Bagwell : " It's no problem, when your Buff, you just find time to do things like this. "

" BBQ Sauce " Jim Ross : " Buff.. You have a match on RAW with Booker T. Now what makes this match different from every other is the fact that it's a Submission match, and Buff I've seen you wrestle.. You have no submission moves.. "

" CWF's Stuff " Buff Bagwell : " What do you mean I have no submission moves, I have plenty of them. What about my Buff-Lock, or my Buff-Shooter! "

" BBQ Sauce " Jim Ross : " Now Buff, I know you just made those up at the spur of the moment. This submission match is also new to Booker T. So you both will be evenly matched on RAW. "

" CWF's Stuff " Buff Bagwell : " Evenly matched? Booker T will never match me. There's two simple reasons why Booker will never match me. For one his hair isn't as perfect as mine! And secondly.. he isn't buff! "

" BBQ Sauce " Jim Ross : " I understand that Buff, but you can't expect to go into RAW and just beat him like that. "

" CWF's Stuff " Buff Bagwell : " Why not? "

" BBQ Sauce " Jim Ross : " Booker T, is a great wrestler.. No one can just defeat him without a hard battle from Booker T. "

" CWF's Stuff " Buff Bagwell : " J.R. Your giving Booker way too much compliments.. You know as well, as I do that Booker couldn't stand 5 minutes in the ring with me. I mean look at me.. I'm BUFF! Booker T isn't even enough for me to worry about. Once I get through him, I'll be a sure pick in the Lethal Lottery. And soon I'll have the CWF World title around my waist! "

" BBQ Sauce " Jim Ross : " I'm sorry Buff. But your wrong, Booker T has as much of a chance as you do. "

" CWF's Stuff " Buff Bagwell : " You may be right... "

Jim Ross smiles confidently.

" CWF's Stuff " Buff Bagwell : " ...Booker could very well pull one over my head.. But there's one fact that still stands.. I'm BUFF.. I'm.. Tough I'm the.. STUFF.. And Booker T, just isn't... "

ENOUGH!

Buff stands and flexes for the fans a little before leaving Ross high and dry, and without a professionally conducted interview.