" The Fans can't get enough.. of Buff! "

Ah, The CWF Version One. You can always tune in on Tuesdays and watch one of it's most illustrious shows, RAW! Yes, you can also see some of your favorite superstars such as Booker T, Rob Van Dam, Rhyno, Chris Jericho, and many many more. But there is one superstar that will make RAW one the greatest shows there ever was. There is one superstar who has enough talent, charisma, and ability to hold the CWF and RAW on his shoulders, Oh and did I mention, He's also VERY BUFF! He's not just that, he's the Stuff, he's tough, and everyday the girls just can't get enough! Yes, Buff Bagwell indeed has made it to the CWF Version One not only to show off his "buffness" but to also be the very best he can be. Rob Van Dam can't compare to Buff, Chris Jericho won't be able to compare to Buff, and Booker T DEFINATELY won't compare to Buff. Why? Because they're not BUFF! Speaking of Booker T, He's found himself in a unfortunate spot, as he will go one on one with BUFFZILLA! Not only will Buff trample all of Booker with his 20 inch pythons, but he'll show Booker exaclty why he is "THE STUFF". The CWF Version One hasn't seen anything yet, until RAW.. as it will go down in history as a..BLOCKBUSTER!

| '--SCENE ONE-- Buff signs some Autographs --' |

Whether it's about being Buff, or being Tough.. Buff Bagwell will always be the Stuff! One reason why he is the STUFF is because of the things that he does for his loving and caring fans. Buff decided to do an autograph session, so that all of his Buff fans would get to meet and greet him. We're outside the MCI Center in Washington, DC. It's a nice beautiful day.. The sky is a crisp blue and the birds are chirping. A long.. LONG line of fans are waiting to get Buff's autograph and maybe a picture. We cut to the front of the line where Buff is just finishing up a picture with one of his devoted fans. Buff turns to adress the camera beside him letting all of his Buff-Anatics at home in, on what's happening.

' cwf's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " In case anyone doesn't know.. I'm Buff! I'm the Stuff! And the girrrrrllllsss.. just can't get enough! Today, I'm signing some autographs for my 'Buff' fans here. It's amazing to see how many fans can go buff with just one look at me. Ha! Ha! "

Buff goes back to signing autographs. A small kid walks up. In fact he's so small that Buff can't even see him! Buff looks around.

' cwf's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " Hey, where's the next person in line! "

' mini-buff ' Kyle Stewart -- | " I am. "

Buff looks around, he then sees a picture of himself held up, by a small hand. Buff looks over the table and sees the minature size kid.

' cwf's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " Man, your small! Sort of a like Booker T's arms. Ha! Ha! "

Buff quickly stops laughing, as no one else is joining him in his little joke.

' cwf's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " Okay, who should be making this out to? "

' mini-buff ' Kyle Stewart -- | " To Kyle Stewart. "

Buff signs it and hands it to the kid. He soon after takes a snap shot with him. Buff sits back down and watches as the kid leaves.

' cwf's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " Hey! Kid, don't you have a mom or something? "

The kid turns around teary-eyed.

' cwf's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " Woah!.. I'm not ready to deal with this kind of stuff! "

' mini-buff ' Kyle Stewart -- | " I... Lost-t-t-t, my mom-mom-mommy! "

Buff becomes confused of the situation.

' cwf's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " Wha? How did you lose your mommy.. I mean mom! "

' mini-buff ' Kyle Stewart -- | " Well.. She was with me in the line, then she went to see a friend of hers. I have-n't seen her si-nce! "

The kid goes to crying, this time louder than before.

' cwf's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " Come on Kid! Don't cry.. Umm, what did your mom look like? Is she tall or short? "

' mini-buff ' Kyle Stewart -- | " She has blonde hair, she's really pretty, nicely built. Has a nice ass! "

' cwf's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " What? "

Buff looks at the kid with a funny look. The kids tears have magically dissapeared.

' cwf's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " Hey! Your not lost kid! "

The kid goes back into character.

' mini-buff ' Kyle Stewart -- | " MOMMY! "

Just then, one HOT mamajamma walks up. Buff looks at her as a smile crosses his face. One also crosses hers.

' one hot mamajamma ' Jessica Stewart -- | " Thank you, thank you very much for finding my child! "

' cwf's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " Well.. your welcome! "

' one hot mamajamma ' Jessica Stewart -- | " Thank you, thank you very much for finding my child! I don't know how to repay you.. Well, yes I do. "

Kyle's mom grabs Buff and lays one on him. She throws Buff back in his chair as he sits dazed with lipstick smeared all over his face. Kyle and his mom leave as a next fan walks up. Buff wipes the lipstick off his face and gets back to work.

' cwf's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " And who should I make this out to. "

' booker fan ' James Watson -- | " James Watson, number one Booker T fan! "

Buff looks up at the Booker T fan, he is wearing a Spin-a-Roony t-shirt and has his hand up to his face as if saying he is the "5 Time wCw Champion!".

' cwf's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " If your such a "BIG" Booker T fan, why are getting my autograph? "

' booker fan ' James Watson -- | " Because Booker T doesn't have an autograph signing today, and I just want your autograph, 'cause when Booker T sends you to the injured list your autograph will be quite valuable.. Now can you dig that!?... SUCK-- "

' cwf's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " Hold up there for a second. Booker T will beat me? Ha! Ha! Now that's FUNNY! "

' booker fan ' James Watson -- | " Why is it so funny? Booker T is a FIVE TIME.. FIVE TIME.. FIVE TIME.. FIVE TIME.. FIVE TIME.. wCw Champion! What have you ever done? "

' cwf's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " It doesn't matter what I've done.. Booker T may be the FIVE TIME.. WCW Champion.. But he isn't buff. "

' booker fan ' James Watson -- | " So what? "

' cwf's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " So what? So what!? How can you just say, "So what?" Son, Buff is what makes me what I am.. If it wasn't for my Buff ways.. I would be a plain old Marcus Bagwell.. and trust me, he really didn't have much character! Buff is what makes me different from every other superstar in the CWF.. and it's also what makes me better! Booker doesn't have the stuff.. he isn't even tough! And he'll never be Buff! Those are the facts and rules of life for Booker! Now can you dig that!?.. SUCKA! "

The No. 1 Booker T fan walks away displeased as Buff begins to flex and kiss his pythons. The scene slowly fades out as another walks up to get Buff Daddy's autograph.

| '--SCENE TWO-- Buff Daddy Speaks! --' |

The scene fades back in, as we are taken into a jam-packed arena. Thousands of screaming fans wait in anticipation for a superstar to step out and grace them with his or her presence. Suddenly, " Buff.. DADDY! " screams over the titantron as red lights scan the entire arena and "CWF's Stuff" Buff Bagwell steps on the stage he does a little dance and flexes for the fans. He begins to walk down the ramp, when he gets to the center he dances a little againa dn drops to a knee flexing once again for the fans, his music still roaring through the P.A. system.

Buff continues his journey down the ramp. He climbs up the steps looking at the fans with the biggest grin on his face. He climbs between the ropes and dances once more dropping to a knee once again and flexing. He stands up and walks around the ring, the fans cheering him on. Buff pulls a mic out of his back pocket and puts it to his mouth. Before he can speak the fans overwhelm him with loud cheers. The fans begin to calm as Buff puts the mic to his mouth and begins to speak to all of his fans.

' cwf's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " Well, I never got an ovation like that! You guys must really think I'm the stuff! Well, I am! Ha! Ha! But now, onto serious things.. things like Booker T. Mr. FIVE TIME WCW CHAMPION!..(Some fans cheer).. Yeah, the man who thinks he's better than me, why? Because he's a FIVE TIME WCW CHAMPION! Well, Booker that's all fine and dandy.. But everybody knows, your not BUFF! Actually you even said that, since I'm Buff.. I won't ever get anywhere? Well, Booker this Buff Body will get me pass you and into the Lethal Lottery on RAW! The people like me the way I am, BUFF! And that's the way I'm staying! "

The fans cheer as Buff begins to walk around the ring a little.

' cwf's stuff ' Buff Bagwell -- | " Now Booker, I don't know.. But I'm kind of getting the vibe that your jealous of me. Why would that be, well maybe because I'm BUFF, I'm the STUFF, and the girlsssssssssssssss.. just can't get enough! I'm as talented as you'll ever be Book and I might even be a Future FIVE Time CWF V1 Champion! This buff isn't taking me down.. it's bringing me up. Your just afraid of what it can do to you! But don't be, these arms are pretty dangerous, but they aren't used for extreme violence. Booker, Exactly how big are your arms.. maybe ten inches, five? That's only half of my arms, Hulk Hogan is the man with the biggest arms, but he just isn't buff, and you aren't either. On RAW the match will be simple, for me at least. It's a submission match something you probably can't figure out. There will be no pinning or knocked unconcious it will be the hand crashing down on the mat three times.. and tapping out! And Booker one thing I don't do is tap. So come RAW bring your best, softess glove, becuas eit will be slammed against the mat and you will tap.. why? Because your just not... "

BUFF!

"BUFF.. DADDY!" roars over the sound system once again, as Buff begins to dance and flex for the fans. He rolls out of the ring and begins to walk up the ramp as the hits the hands of fans giving them something to remember him by. The scene begins to fade out as the sound of.. BUFF.. DADDY continues to ring throughout the arena.