Roleplay Number 88 |
#4 |
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Buff's Record 88 |
W: 001 L: 000 D: 000 |
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Next Opponent(s) 88 |
Charlie Hass, Batista, The Hurricane | |
Ain't Buff, Ain't Tough, Ain't Enough 88 |
[x1]Batista?[x?]Charlie Hass?[x?]The Hurricane?[x?] |
" An Olympian, Genetic Monster, and superhero won't take down Buff! "
Foreword : RAW Recap - " Bagwell picking up The Book and... BOOK END!! BOOK END THROUGH THE FUCKING ANNOUNCE TABLE!! Booker T has been disgraced by Buff Bagwell and The Stuff isn't done, picking Booker up, throwing him into the ring and climbing the turnbuckle.. awaiting Booker to get to his feet and once he does... BUFF BLOCKBUSTER!! CONNECTED! BUFF BAGWELL HAS DONE IT, SURELY.. HE COVERS... ONE... TWO... THREE! IT'S ALL OVER!! " Buff was impressive on RAW when he completely destroyed Booker T. He has shown that he is Buff, and even TOUGH! Beating the crap out of Booker T has even given him a spot in the main event on Smackdown where he gets to face Charlie Hass, Batista, and The Hurricane in a Four way match for the Intercontinental Title! Buff has every right to win this match, as he has shown already.. He even stepped up to Shane McMahon but was dropped for his troubles by KANE! Will Kane or Shane-O-Mac have anything to do with the match and screw Buff or will Buff be victourious and become the Intercontinental champion! All these questions and more will be answered on Smackdown!
| '--SCENE ONE-- Buff meets a superhero! --' |
The scene opens up outside a huge building. There is a sign on the building that reads "Super Hero Convention". The camera begins to make it's way inside of the building. He makes it and sees various superheros such as Superman, Flash, Batman, Aqua Man, and many more! Buff is no where to be found until we see Green Latern, and Buff. The camera comes closer to see what is exactly going on.
"Super Hero" - Green Latern: " And who are you supposed to be? "
Buff looks at the Green Latern.
"CWF's Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " I'm Buff Bagwell, The Stuff! "
"Super Hero" - Green Latern: " The stuff, ay? Well, I'm the Green Latern and with this ring I possess I have super powers! "
"CWF's Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Yeah, that's nice. Do you know if The Hurricane will be here today? "
"Super Hero" - Green Latern: " Well yes, he is scheduled to be here today. God, I love that guy. Through howling winds, and pouring rains, all evil shall fear, THE HURRICANE! "
"CWF's Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Fear the Hurricane? "
"Super Hero" - Green Latern: " Yes, all evil shall fear, THE HURRICANE! And boy, am I glad I'm not evil! The Hurricane would tear me to shreds! "
"CWF's Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " We're both talking about Hurricane, right? The man who is a professional wrestler and part time superhero. "
"Super Hero" - Green Latern: " That's him, and I must say I am excited that he will be here today. "
Buff's face expresses some confusion.
"CWF's Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " How can the Hurricane be popular to you guys? He's not even Buff! "
"Super Hero" - Green Latern: " he doesn't have to be Buff. The Hurricane is cool, he drives a cool Hurri-Cycle, he has a cool catch phrase.. "WASS UP WIT DAT!".. He's just cool. "
"CWF's Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " The Hurricane is cool? What rock have you been sleeping under? The Hurricane resembles everything of a nerd! Cool is far from Hurricane. "
The Green Laterns eyes widen as he becomes angry.
"Super Hero" - Green Latern: " You speak lies, evil doer! Hurricane is cooler than neon socks! "
"CWF's Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " I'm no evil doer, I mean sure I steal some girls from guys at times, but I'm no evil doer! "
"Super Hero" - Green Latern: " Liar! An evil doer would doubt any super heroes ability, and you have just done that! You are an evil doer! EVIL DOER! "
After those words are spoken dozens of super heroes parade around Buff and the Green Latern.
"CWF's Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Trust me, if I was an "evil doer" I would have stomped all of you into the ground by now, just look at these arms..(Buff Flexes).. "
"Super Hero" - Flash: " Foreign objects! Get him! "
They all begin to pour in on Buff, who pulls out a rope and hook. He begins to swing it around his head, and throws it. He begins to make an escape as the superheroes chase after him. The scene slowly begins to fade out.
| '--SCENE TWO-- Batista is scary! But not Buff! --' |
The scene opens back up to Buff, who is seen sitting in a nice chair in his locker room. He is relaxed and watching a scary movie. Free of Super heroes and not a care in the world at the moment. The movie is just getting to it's climax as Buff curls up under a blanket. The movie gets to it's horrific end when the lights cut on and Batista is standing there!
"CWF's Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " AHHHHHH! "
Buff then notices a piece of him has fallen off. IT'S ONLY A CARBOARD CUT-OUT! Buff laughs to himself as he stands and walks around the cut-out, examining it. He finally stops and stands in front of it looking at it.
"CWF's Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Man, this thing is scary! But.. but.. but I don't see where he's Buff. I thought he was a GENETIC MONSTER! The Hurricane is better built than this guy! Ha! Ha! "
Buff looks at it and smiles.
"CWF's Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Hey! I know just the thing to make Batista look Genetic! "
Buff turns around and turns back drawing on the Batista cut-out with markers and crayons. He just about finishes, he backs up and looks at his work of art.
"CWF's Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " I'm Buff, I'm the Stuff, and I'm tough, but I'm also an ARTIST! Ha! Ha! "
The camera moves towards the cut-out to see what Buff created.
"CWF's Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " I can't wait for the IC gold to be around my waist! Buff will be another thing, the Intercontinental champion! Batista, Hurricane and Charlie Brown will be a walk in the park, LITERALLY! Ha! Ha! I crack myself up sometimes.. I really do! "
The scene begins to fade out as the camera focuses on the card-board cut out.
| '--SCENE THREE-- Buff meets an Olympian! --' |
Buff is seen walking around an arena. He is surrounded by what seems to be Olympic gold medalists. Short, small, tall, wide, every single shape and size. As Buff begins to walk he bumps into something. He looks down to see a little miniature sized gold medalists.
"Miniature Sized Olympian" - Derik Spangle: " Hey watch it! "
"CWF's Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " No.. you watch it! Just becuase you have olympic medals doesn't mean you can walk and run into whoever you like! "
"Miniature Sized Olympian" - Derik Spangle: " Oh yeah? "
"CWF's Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Yeah! "
Just then the Olympian kicks Buff in the knee.
"CWF's Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Ow! You little punk! "
The bite sized olympian runs and hides behind a bigger olympian, about the same size as Buff. He steps up to Buff and waves his olympic medals in his face.
"Olympic Gold Medalists" - Curt Spangle: " I hear you've been messing with my little bro' here. "
"CWF's Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Yeah, and what if I did. "
"Olympic Gold Medalists" - Curt Spangle: " Well that's not nice buster! There's a little thing in my household that I do, I protect my brothers. Oh yeah, I protect them from non-olympians like you. "
"CWF's Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " What are you saying I'm not capable of becoming an olympic gold medalists? "
"Olympic Gold Medalists" - Curt Spangle: " I'm saying that and whole lot more! You see I won these bad boys..(Holds medals up).. doing things you could possibly never do! I'm an Olympic gold medalists baby! It's true. "
"CWF's Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Look here. Buff doesn't have to be an olympic gold medalists. I don't need any tin coins around my neck... "
"Olympic Gold Medalists" - Curt Spangle: " Gold! They're gold.. not tin foil! "
"CWF's Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Yeah, sure. But as I was saying, I'm a lot of things that you "olympians" will never be able to be! I'm Buff! I'm the Stuff! I'm Tough! And the girrrllllssssssssss.. just can't get enough! "
"Olympic Gold Medalists" - Curt Spangle: " I don't care about any friggin' girls! All I care about are my gold medals! "
"CWF's Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Whoa, Hold it right there! Your saying that those pieces of plastic are worth more to you than girls? "
"Olympic Gold Medalists" - Curt Spangle: " They're gold! And yes, I do care about these babies more than.. Girls. "
"CWF's Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " You are one sick potatoe! Now, I think I know why you guys are always crying! "
"Olympic Gold Medalists" - Curt Spangle: " Look here, Buster! Either you apologize right now to my little bro' or I'm going to go olympic on some butts! "
"CWF's Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Alright, I'll apologize... "
"Olympic Gold Medalists" - Curt Spangle: " About time, now say it Bucko! "
"CWF's Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " You didn't let me finish!.. I'll apologize... When your brother becomes two feet! Ha! Ha! "
"Olympic Gold Medalists" - Curt Spangle: " Alright, that's it! You just drew the straw and it's the shortest one! I'm about to break your friggin' ankle! It's true! It's damn true!