| Roleplay Number 88 |
#6 |
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| Buff's Record 88 |
W: 002 L: 001 D: 000 |
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| Next Opponent(s) 88 |
Rob Van Dam | |
| Ain't Buff, Ain't Tough, Ain't Enough 88 |
[x1]Batista[x1]Hurricane[x1]Rob Van Dam?[x?] |
" Bagwell is cool, calm, and well.. BUFF! "
Foreword : RAW Recap - " Buff pulls Hass up and hooks the arm.. he pulls Hass up.. suplex! Buff keeps a firm lock.. he pulls him up again.. another suplex!.. Buff is going for the third.. he lifts.. Hass stops him.. Hass has the power to lift Buff up.. Hass is holding him.. holding him.. BRAINBUSTER! Charlie Hass slowlt gets up as Buff is laid out on the mat. Hass sees the opportunity.. he begins to climb the turnbuckle.. he gets to the top.. Hass looks behind him.. OOOO.. BIG TIME MOONSALT! HASS STAYS ON FOR THE PIN.. 1.. 2.. 3!! HASS TAKES THE IC TITLE! LOSER.. BUT BUFF TAKES THE EUROPEAN TITLE! " - So Buff didn't win the Intercontinental title, he won the european title! Buff will soon capture the IC title. But now, I say enjoy what you got. But I don't know how long Buff will be able to. He faces off against Rob.. Van.. Dam on RAW for the European title. Will Buff be able to hold RVD off and retain his European title? Of course he will, this is Buff we're talking about, not losers like The Hurricane or Batista! Buff will retain the European title on RAW! Why? Becuase Bagwell is cool, calm, and BUFF!
Europe now has a new champion. But they don't have just any kind of champion.. They have BUFF BAGWELL as their champion. A man who stands above the rest with quality and quantity. Just look at his arms. This is one man Europeans should be proud of looking up to, and he will be one hell of a champion! The CWF V1 logo flashes on the screen along with the copyright information below it. It slowly fades away. The scene fades back up to a hotel room. It's about 9.00 am in the morning. The camera cuts into the room as we see a king sized mattress along with two individuals moving around under some covers. We then see Buff Bagwell's head pop up from the blanket. He looks around the room before sitting up completely. A woman then peaks her head out and rises smoking a cigarette. She looks over to Buff.
"Just got some Stuff" - Jessica Rupert: " That was great Buff. "
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " What did you expect? I'm the stuff... "
"Just got some Stuff" - Jessica Rupert: " You really are. You ready for round two? "
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " You know it! "
They both remove the covers to reveal Battle Ships.
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Man, I love this game! "
Jessica moves and sinks one of Buff's battle ships.
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Hey, you just sunk my battle ship! "
Buff goes to sink her battle ship when a knock comes at the door.
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Who is it? "
"BBQ Sauce" - Jim Ross: " It's me, Jim Ross. "
Buff opens the door and let's good ole' JR inside.
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " What can I do for you? "
"BBQ Sauce" - Jim Ross: " Well first off, congratulations on winning the European title. And Secondly, I came here Buff to tell you that you have to do a piece on winning the European title. "
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " What kind of piece? "
"BBQ Sauce" - Jim Ross: " Vince wants you to go public. Talk to fans, interact. "
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " I've done that already. I've talked to kids, I've been to superhero conventions, I even let a midget kick me. And if that isn't interaction, I don't know what is! "
"BBQ Sauce" - Jim Ross: " But, that was all before you were the European champion. It's nine ten now, Vince expects to see you on T.V. with public at ten o'clock. "
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " People really don't seem to get enough of Buff, "
"Just got some Stuff" - Jessica Rupert: " I guess they don't. I haven't gotten enough of you right now! Come on I want sink another battle ship! "
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Alright, Jim I'll go on. "
"BBQ Sauce" - Jim Ross: " Okay. There will be an assistant here to guide you at ten thirty. Good luck. "
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Buff doesn't need luck, remember this is Buff your talking to. "
Time flys by quickly, as Buff is seen getting the snot kicked out of him in Battleships.
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " I don't think I like this game anymore. "
Just then a knock comes at the door.
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Ross, I thought I told you I was doing it. "
"Buff's Assistant" - Dan Biggs: " I'm not Ross, I'm your assistant for today. My name is Dan Biggs. "
Buff opens the door and greets his assistant. He examines the assistant putting his hand on his chin. He looks him up and down, and gets a discouraged look on his face. Dan obviously gets worried.
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Hmmm, PERFECT! "
Dan almost jumps out of his skin at the sudden outburst from Buff.
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Now, what do I have planned today? "
"Buff's Assistant" - Dan Biggs: " Well you have a public showing at ten.. and a photo shoot with the European title. "
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Ah, that sounds good. Let's get a start. "
"Just got some Stuff" - Jessica Rupert: " Hey! What about me, we were just playing Battle Ships. "
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Who are you!? "
Buff and his assitant leave Jessica who becomes enraged.
Buff with the European title and his assitant Dan are seen behind a stage that is set up obviously for Buff. Buff is getting straightened up as Dan begins to explain what Buff has to do.
"Buff's Assistant" - Dan Biggs: " Now Buff, when you go out there I want you to- "
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Hold it right there. I don't need any instructions. I'm not Kane! I know what I have to do, I have to show those people out there who is their champion. In Europe they don't really have much to look up to and it's my job, now, to give these people something to wake up to everyone morning. Not only will I be a great champion for these europeans but I will be a role model for these people... "
"Buff's Assistant" - Dan Biggs: " But Buff- "
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " I'm Buff Bagwell! The Stuff! No, the European Stuff! I will fight the good fight until and can't fight no more, or until I get the IC title, then I will abandon these worthless people, but until then I will fight for Europe! And I will do it with a smile on my face... "
"Buff's Assistant" - Dan Biggs: " There's something I have to tell you- "
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " No, I have to tell you something! I'm the European champion and being so, I have further more proved to be the stuff! Not only for americans but for these europeans! "
Stage Hand appears.
"Stage Hand" - Staff Crew: " Buff your on in five! "
Buff smiles and looks at Dan.
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Now Dan, you'll see why Buff need no instructions. "
Buff's music plays, signaling him to appear. He walks onto the stage and stands at a podium, looking at the people. He raises his hands in the air along with his European title. He sets the title down on the podium as he begins to speak, Dan right beside him.
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Now, I know you europeans are very limited on talent. You have very few to cheer for. But now, that all changes.. you have me! I'm your new champion and hero, you all have something to live for now! And must I say it is great being here in Europe! "
The fans get a confused look on their faces, as Dan whispers something in Buff's ears.
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " What!? We're not even in Europe! Man, this blows! - Well, since we're not in Europe.. How's it going..(turns to Dan)..Where are we? "
"Buff's Assistant" - Dan Biggs: " We're in Michigan. "
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Michigan, On RAW when I meet with Rob.. Van.. Dam in your Pepsi Arena, I will retain my title along proving I am the stuff! "
Buff raises his hands as the fans cheer for him.
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " But there is some people who din't think I'm.. The Stuff. And well I just had to do something about that, for instance Kane. He attacked me on RAW, and on Smackdown expected me to forgive him. I forgave him alright, with a trip to the hospital, Ha! Ha! "
The fans cheer once again as Buff grabs the European title.
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " As everyone by now knows, I am the European champion, I am the champion of europe, but I have to defend this title against an opponent who goes by the name of R... V... D! He wants my European title, but I want to keep it, so I say out with RVD! "
The fans unexpectedly cheer.
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Hey, wait a second. Shane McMahon is cool, calm, and collected. "
The fans cheer. Buff looks at them disgusted.
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " JESUS CHRIST! You people will cheer for anything, won't you!? "
The fans cheer scaring Buff off the stage. Dan looks on as he looks at the fans dissapointed.
