| Roleplay Number 88 |
#6 |
|
| Buff's Record 88 |
W: 002 L: 001 D: 000 |
|
| Next Opponent(s) 88 |
Rob Van Dam | |
| Ain't Buff, Ain't Tough, Ain't Enough 88 |
[x1]Batista[x1]Hurricane[x1]Rob Van Dam?[x?] |
" R.. V.. D.. Definately ain't Buff! "
Foreword : RAW Recap - " Buff pulls Hass up and hooks the arm.. he pulls Hass up.. suplex! Buff keeps a firm lock.. he pulls him up again.. another suplex!.. Buff is going for the third.. he lifts.. Hass stops him.. Hass has the power to lift Buff up.. Hass is holding him.. holding him.. BRAINBUSTER! Charlie Hass slowlt gets up as Buff is laid out on the mat. Hass sees the opportunity.. he begins to climb the turnbuckle.. he gets to the top.. Hass looks behind him.. OOOO.. BIG TIME MOONSALT! HASS STAYS ON FOR THE PIN.. 1.. 2.. 3!! HASS TAKES THE IC TITLE! LOSER.. BUT BUFF TAKES THE EUROPEAN TITLE! " - So Buff didn't win the Intercontinental title, he won the european title! Buff will soon capture the IC title. But now, I say enjoy what you got. But I don't know how long Buff will be able to. He faces off against Rob.. Van.. Dam on RAW for the European title. Will Buff be able to hold RVD off and retain his European title? Of course he will, this is Buff we're talking about, not losers like The Hurricane or Batista! Buff will retain the European title on RAW! Why? Becuase Bagwell is cool, calm, and BUFF!
The CWF V1 logo flashes onto the screen along with the copyright information posted under it. It slowly fades away. The scene opens back up in some sort of classroom. A chalk board is seen with a sheet covering it. Some sounds of rats walking through the walls can be heard as Buff Bagwell, CWF's European champion walks out. He looks at the camera with a huge smile. He begins to address the camera patting on his title belt.
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " This is Buff Bagwell, CWF's European Champion, and the STUFF! I'm here in this class to teach you all the simple reasons why R..V..D won't beat me and take my European title. Rob, is not the stuff! That's just the basics. "
Buff walks around a bit, before informing us on other things about Rob Van Dam.
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Now seeing as Rob.. Van.. Dam.. is going to try and take my title this Monday Night, I've just wrote down some reasons why he should just stop while he's ahead and just sit at home. See, Rob isn't Buff, he isn't the Stuff, so the best and possible way to put this is.. Rob isn't even cool. BUFF IS COOL! Just look at this..(Dances and flexes).. What can be cooler than that? NOTHING! so Rob.. move over cause BUFF is in TOWN! "
Buff pats his European title as he walks over to the chalkboard.
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " R..V..D.. Everyone thinks that this guy is big shot. Well, I don't think he's a big shot, he doesn't even have a shot at pinning me for this European title! Just look at him..(Removes sheet from chalkboard).. "
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Now does this look like someone worhty of holding my title? Heck, Buff is the only MAN to hold this title! As RVD has already said, he's extreme so what does he need with the European title, to make it a place mat for him to step on? The European title is nothing to step on, I mean you would make those little european children cry. Not to mention you would enrage thousands of them.. RVD would be a targeted man, I can see it now. "HUNT and HURT RVD!". But don't worry Rob, that won't happen. Because you won't win this title, so you won't be able to disrespect this title, therefore you won't be a fugitive on European's Most Wanted! Ha! Ha! "
Buff tightens his grip around the European title.
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Well... I think I've wasted enough of my time in this place.. "
Buff quickly leaves as the scene begins to fade out.
The scene opens back in a nice restaurant. A limo is just pulling outside of this restaurant. There is a red carpet laid on the floor, leading up to two big glass doors with a guard standing on each side of the doors. There are dozens of photographers and fans, and as the dor swings open the flashes go off, almost bliniding the the viewers. Then Buff steps out with the European championship, along with a couple of ladies occupying each one of his arms. Buff begins to walk down the velvet carpet as he approaches the two guards. They let him in as he walks straight to a table. A waiter comes with a menu.
"European Waiter" - Francis: " What are you drinking tonight Mr. Bagwell? "
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Give us your finest champagne. "
"European Waiter" - Francis: " Okay sir, I'll be back with the champagne in a few minutes. "
The waiter leaves as Buff just looks at the ladies.
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " So, how you gals doin'? "
"Wants some Stuff" - Cindy: " We're doing fine Buff. "
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " I knew you would. Seeing as I'm the European champion, I can live with the finest luxury! After all I am the STUFF! "
"Wants some Stuff" - Cindy: " Tell us how you won the title, Buff. "
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " (With Embarrassed Look) Umm, I don't see why I have to. The fact is I'm European champion. "
"Wants some Stuff" - Cindy: " Well, can you at least tell us who you won it from? "
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " (With Embarrassed Look) Just a very unlucky person. Yeah, a very unlucky person! "
"Wants some Stuff" - Cindy: " Please, just tell us who your fighting this week on RAW. "
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Heard of Rob.. Van.. Dam?..(Doesn't wait for an answer).. He's my opponent this week. He thinks he's going to win this baby right here..(Points to European title).. But he won't. "
"Wants some Stuff" - Cindy: " Why? "
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Because Rob doesn't like to deal with a thing I like to call reality. He knows the reasons why he can't win, yet he doesn't like to deal with them. You know, he has a bad case of denial. The denial that he'll lose to the Blockbuster this Monday night! But that's okay, cause wherever there's a person in denial, in the void. There's someone he can slap back in reality, and for Rob it's ME! He doesn't know it, but I bet when he's lying on his back smack dab in the middle of the ring he'll know it! He'll know that Buff.. is the STUFF! Pretty much, like how The Hurricane and Batista did, and even that Sucka Booker T! "
The waiter comes back with the champagne as he pours each of Buff's ladies and Buff some of it. One of the woman stand up as she begins to toast Buff.
"Wants some Stuff Too" - Brittney: " To Buff, shall he prevail in retaining his European title and beating Rob.. Van.. Dam! "
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Thanks girls, it really makes my day! But do you girls know what really makes my day? "
"Wants some Stuff Too" - Brittney: " No, Buff. What really makes your day? "
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Going back to my hotel room, and just looking at myself. I mean I am just BUFF! "
The girls become dissapointed as Buff looks down at them.
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " But then again, it just wouldn't be a day without the LADIES! Ha! Ha! "
The girls move in close to Buff as he wraps his arm around them.
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " You know, it won't just be the European title, I'll soon take over the Intercontinental title, and not too long, I'll snag the World title. "
Buff unwraps his arms from the ladies and grabs his European title.
"European Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Well what do you ladies say we get back to my hotel room. "
They all giggle as Buff and the ladies leave. Not before throwing some money onto the table.
