Forward: So Buff Bagwell lost on Smackdown.. He didn't lose his title. All he lost to was a has been in Shawn Micheals. It was just a time in Buff's life that he was down and depressed, not sure about what.. but it was about something. The only thing that will happen now is Buff springing back and defeating any opposing threat to his European title, namely Booker T, Test, Batista, and even Shawn Micheals. But Buff fans don't worry the title is not going anywhere except around the waist of Buff, on the shoulder of Buff, and maybe even on Buff's pillow when he goes to sleep at night. Now, since Smackdown is out of the way we must wait for next weeks Smackdown when Buff gets to take on Test, Booker T, and Batista in a Finishers only match, now everyone already knows who's going to win this match, it's not the Testical Obsessed Pervert, or the Spin-a-roony Master, or even the Genetic Experiment, it's Buff Daddy, The Stuff, whatever you want to call him but everyone knows him by Buff Bagwell, CWF's V1 European Champion! And the only way you can see this man do his stuff is on Smackdown Hour 1, yeah Baby! Don't Miss it!
Coming off a loss to the Heart Break Kid, Buff isn't really ready to show his face out in public. We see a man with a Long Trench and and dark sunglasses walk by, but he looks familiar. The camera man decides to follow this individual. The man begins to speed up walking faster and faster trying to lose the camera man. But he runs right after him, soon the man throws off his jacket..(Becuase is was making him slow).. and it reveals to be Buff Bagwell. Buff takes off leaving the camera man in his dust. Buff then turns into a alley where he hides behind a dumpster. Buff sees the camera man pass right by as he stands up and wipes some sweat off his forehead and begins to relax. Buff is then STUNNED as the camera man stands right behind him. Buff turns angry, but stunned at the same time.
' European Stuff ' BUFF BAGWELL: " Wha.. How did you.. Oh man! "
Buff looks at his hands and then a smirk comes across his face.
' European Stuff ' BUFF BAGWELL: " Hey!.. Look over there! "
What is Buff doing? No body falls for that trick anymore.. OH MY GOD! The camera man is looking! Ha! Ha!
' CWF Camera Man ' BOB: " Hey, Buff. I don't see anything. "
The camera man turns back around to Buff to see that he is already down at the end of the alley and turning the corner. The camera man shakes his head and starts to walk down the alley. We then see Buff he is still running.. He ducks into a building and runs into a couple doors. He then runs into one and shuts it hard behind him. He turns around breathing heavily leaning against the door. Buff opens his eyes to see dozens of little children sitting at desks. A woman walks up to Buff, looking at hims strangely.
' Teacher ' MS. ROCKENBERG: " Hi. Are you here for the Test? "
' European Stuff ' BUFF BAGWELL: " Uhh, What test? "
' Teacher ' MS. ROCKENBERG: " It's a test to see what your IQ is. These are all very smart for their age and are taking this test. Are you by anyway, affiliated with the IQ testing program? "
' European Stuff ' BUFF BAGWELL: " No, I'm a Professional Wrestler..(Extends Arms)..The names Bagwell, Buff Bagwell. "
Buff then twirls her around as he falls into his chair. Buff literally swept her off her feet.
' Teacher ' MS. ROCKENBERG: " So, would you like to take the test? "
' European Stuff ' BUFF BAGWELL: " Umm..(Sees Camera in Hall and Ducks).. Yeah, I'll take it! Do you have like a jacket or something I can wear.. It's kind of chilly in here. "
' Teacher ' MS. ROCKENBERG: " Sure. "
The teacher assigns Buff to a desk and hands him a penicil, paper, worksheet, and jacket. Buff puts the jacket on quickly covering his head with it. He then begins the test, reading the questions in his head.
' European Stuff ' BUFF BAGWELL: " (Talking in Head) Alright, number one. What is the calculation of 500,000,246 and 200,393,434,283,494?.. WHAT!? How am I supposed to know this? Well, I'll guess.. "
Buff scrambles down the number 2. On the paper and goes to the next question.
' European Stuff ' BUFF BAGWELL: " (Talking in Head) Okay, now number two. I hope it's easier than number one. What is the pie for the reciprocal of 23?.. Man, the Rock probably knows this one. I mean he talks about pie all the time.. I never listened to him though, Man! I knew I should've listened! Okay, I can get through this.. Oh, I know it's easy.. TRISH STRATUS! She's Rock's number one source for Pie! "
Buff scribbles down his answer as he goes to the next question.
' European Stuff ' BUFF BAGWELL: " (Talking in Head) Whoo! I'm doing great! I'll be able to ace this test! But I can't get too cocky... Hey! What am I talkign about, I'm the Stuff! I can get as COCKY as I want to! So let's get on with this test.. number three. If there were 28 eight Shampoos, 32 5 Time wCw Champions, and 1 Hair do that would endorse the 28 eight shampoos and spin it all together what would it land on?.. Ahh, now this is hard! Umm, WAIT! It's Booker T.. Wait, I mean SPIN-A-ROONY! "
Buff writes down the answer with a big grin on his face when suddenly the door opens and in walks the camera man. Buff sees him and turns back around continuing the work. The camera man sees the large individual..(Becuase he's bigger than the kids).. and walks for him. Buff panics a little as the camera man continues to walk to him. He finally gets to Buff and puts his hand on his shoulder. The man turns around.. and it's NOT BAGWELL! The camera man is shocked to his belief as the kid jumps up and runs away. The camera man looks at a window which is wide open, wind blowing inside of the classroom. The cameraman walks to it as he looks down to see nothing. The camera man walks back inside, as we see Buff.. ON THE ROOF! The teacher walks over and look's at Buff's test.. she then looks at all of the children in the class and at a picture of Einstein on her wall.
' Teacher ' MS. ROCKENBERG: " This man, could possibly be the smartest person in the WORLD! "
What? Buff Bagwell, the smartest person in the world? I mean he's smart, but I'm not sure he's that smart. Will the camera man ever cacth Buff Bagwell? Don't forget to watch SMACKDOWN next week!