CWF Statistics: W: 02  L: 01  D: 00   -   Roleplay Number: 08

 CWF Achievements: CWF V1 European Champion[c]; Top Ten RPer [3x]; #4 in Top Ten of the Month[The Rant]; Runner-up for Match of the Month[The Rant]; Best Champion of the Month[The Rant]; more to come.. ..


Forward:So Buff Bagwell lost on Smackdown.. He didn't lose his title. All he lost to was a has been in Shawn Micheals. It was just a time in Buff's life that he was down and depressed, not sure about what.. but it was about something. The only thing that will happen now is Buff springing back and defeating any opposing threat to his European title, namely Booker T, Test, Batista, and even Shawn Micheals. But Buff fans don't worry the title is not going anywhere except around the waist of Buff, on the shoulder of Buff, and maybe even on Buff's pillow when he goes to sleep at night. Now, since Smackdown is out of the way we must wait for next weeks Smackdown when Buff gets to take on Test, Booker T, and Batista in a Finishers only match, now everyone already knows who's going to win this match, it's not the Testical Obsessed Pervert, or the Spin-a-roony Master, or even the Genetic Experiment, it's Buff Daddy, The Stuff, whatever you want to call him but everyone knows him by Buff Bagwell, CWF's V1 European Champion! And the only way you can see this man do his stuff is on Smackdown Hour 1, yeah Baby! Don't Miss it!

Buff Is The Stuff, BABY! It'll Just Take Some Time For Everyone To Realize It!

[ Last Smackdown wasn't Buff's greatest nights, he lost to the Heart Break Kid for christs sake! But that will not happen again, another loss will not be bestowed upon Buff's record. He will not lose on Smackdown to Test, Booker T or Batista, because.. BUFF IS THE STUFF! Now, as the scene opens we immediately see Buff Bagwell with the European title nestled under his arm. He is walking nervously, looking behind himself every few seconds. He suddenly ducks into some sort of building. He takes a seat at a bar that is inside the building as he looks cautiously around for whatever he was looking for. He takes a drink and looks around. Just then a young beautiful woman walks up to Buff. Buff turns around startled at first, but soon realizing it's just a woman.. ONE HOT WOMAN! ]

' EUROPEAN STUFF ' Buff Bagwell: " Whoa there! How you doing? "

' ONE HOT MAMAJAMMA ' Christy: " Not to good Buff. "

[ Buff looks at the woman strangely. ]

' EUROPEAN STUFF ' Buff Bagwell: " Wait, how do you know my name? "

' ONE HOT MAMAJAMMA ' Christy: " Your a professional wrestler.. DUH! "

' EUROPEAN STUFF ' Buff Bagwell: " Oh, yeah. Well what's bothering a pretty lady like you? "

' ONE HOT MAMAJAMMA ' Christy: " I did an audition for a Hair Spray commercial, and they said my hair was too shabby! "

' EUROPEAN STUFF ' Buff Bagwell: " (Looking at her hair and lying) Well... it doesn't look shabby! "

' ONE HOT MAMAJAMMA ' Christy: " Yeah, it isn't shabby! I mean look at it.. it's BEAUTIFUL! "

' EUROPEAN STUFF ' Buff Bagwell: " (STILL Looking at her hair and lying) Yeah, it's gorgeous.. So, who did get the part? "

' ONE HOT MAMAJAMMA ' Christy: " A professional wrestler with dreadlocks.. "

[ Buff looks at the woman and shakes his head. ]

' EUROPEAN STUFF ' Buff Bagwell: " No, it couldn't be.. "

' ONE HOT MAMAJAMMA ' Christy: " ..What was funny about it, he stares at his hand a lot, shaking it and staring at it.. "

[ Buff begins to think. And once a again shakes his head. ]

' EUROPEAN STUFF ' Buff Bagwell: " She's probably talking about someone else. "

' ONE HOT MAMAJAMMA ' Christy: " ..And what really made me mad, was that when he got the part. He started gloating and raising his hands in the air.. then he got on one knee and looked and at his hand again. Before you knew it, he was spinning around on the ground like a break dancer! "

[ Buff shakes his head and looks at the girl. ]

' EUROPEAN STUFF ' Buff Bagwell: " That was BOOKER T! "

' ONE HOT MAMAJAMMA ' Christy: " Who? "

' EUROPEAN STUFF ' Buff Bagwell: " Booker T, on the first RAW in the CWF I put him through a table with his own move!..(Looks at title).. Yep, I put that dreadlocked, hand crazed fanatic away! I thought he was out of the wrestling world for good after what I did to him, and especially after Charlie Haas beat him and stole his kool-aid! Man, who would have thought he'd turn to commercials.. "

FLASHBACK - An Hour before first Raw

[ Buff is walking down the hall when he sees Booker T. ]

' JUST THE STUFF ' Buff Bagwell: " Hey, Booker! How's it going? "

' KOOL-AID NOT STOLEN YET ' Booker T: " Nothing much. Hey, good luck tonight. "

' JUST THE STUFF ' Buff Bagwell: " You too. Hey, Booker. What would you do if say, you went crashing through a table with your own move, precisely the Bookend and it ended your wrestling career? "

' KOOL-AID NOT STOLEN YET ' Booker T: " Uhhh, I don't maybe start acting in commercials. "

BACK TO THE PRESENT - In the Bar

[ Buff scrathes his head. ]

' EUROPEAN STUFF ' Buff Bagwell: " Oh. Well Christy.. "

' ONE HOT MAMAJAMMA ' Christy: " What? "

' EUROPEAN STUFF ' Buff Bagwell: " How would you like to see Booker T slammed through yet another table! "

' ONE HOT MAMAJAMMA ' Christy: " I'D LOVE IT! "

' EUROPEAN STUFF ' Buff Bagwell: " Well it's your lucky day, because I can do that for you! Being the Stuff, wait I mean the "EUROPEAN STUFF" I can do that. I've done it before and being that Booker doesn't have what it takes to make it in the CWF I'll do it again. I'll be doing you, Shane McMahon, and the rest of the Hour One roster a favor when I go BUFF on Booker T! "

' ONE HOT MAMAJAMMA ' Christy: " OH YES! I love you Buff! I love you, I love you!"

' EUROPEAN STUFF ' Buff Bagwell: " Yeah, I know EVERY GIRL LOVES ME! "

[ Buff grabs on tight to his European title as he smirks to the camera giving it a wink as the girl kisses him on the cheek. ]


Ain't Buff, Ain't Tough, ain't Enough: Booker T[1x] The Hurricane[1x], Batista[1x],