Roleplay # : 11...CWF V.1 Record : Wins[02] - Losses[01] - Draws[00]...Versus : Kurt Angle
CWF V.1 Achievements : CWF V1 European Champion[c]; Top Ten RPer [3x]; #4 in Top Ten of the Month[The Rant]; Runner-up for Match of the Month[The Rant]; Best Champion of the Month[The Rant]; more to come.. ..
Forward: On Smackdown.. HOUR ONE, There has been some heated contribution between the superstars. Triple H and Rob Van Dam.. Buff Bagwell and Kurt Angle, and others. The one feud we want to focus on right now is Buff and Kurt. It all started when Kurt and Buff were seen backstage together, some words were thrown back at each other until finally Buff let out all of his fury on Kurt and stole his gold medals. He then cheated Kurt out of his match with Jeff Hardy. These two will clash at Vengeance in a 2 out of 3 falls match. And if you've been living under a rock for the past few years, let me tell you how this will go down. First of all theres the first match, and in this case it's Pinfall. So the first man to get a pinfall wins the first Fall. Then they go to the second Fall which in this case is a street fight if the other man wins this he gets the second fall, and then it would go to a Table match to decide who the winner is and in this case it's BUFF BAGWELL! Kurt doesn't stand a chance in hell against Buff. Vince knows it, Shane knows it, everybody knows it.. Even Kurt himself. So at Vengeance Buff will mop the floor with Kurt and retain his European Championship.. Why? Becuase, putting it simply, BUFF IS THE STUFF, BABY!
Scene: Fade in CWF V1 Logo. Vengeance is right around the corner and Buff still has Kurt's precious gold medals. Is Kurt sad or angry. You bet he is. But Kurt always finds a a way top get his medals back, just remember Chris Benoit. But during these times you have to go to the one person that everyone is scared of. Kurt has done this, he has gone to the one person that can make Buff shiver, and cry. He has gone to the one person who can defeat Buff. His Mother. Yes, Kurt has stooped so low as to tell Buff's mother about the medals. So will Kurt get them back? No, he won't Buff isn't going to give the medals back just because of his mother... He's going to give them back becuase of the mothers BELT!
Buff Bagwell: " But MAMA! He was TEASING ME! "
Buff is seen on a telephone in his hotel room.
Buff Bagwell: " Mama please! Whatever Kurt said isn't TRUE! He's lying mama! "
Buff cools down.
Buff Bagwell: " Okay, mama.. "
Buff looks at the camera devishly.
Buff Bagwell: " I'll give them back. "
You can hear some yelling from the phone.
Buff Bagwell: " Okay, I'll give them back in one piece. But how did you know I had a devilish look on my face? "
Judy Bagwell: " BECUASE YOUR ON TV! "
Everybody heard that I bet.
Buff Bagwell: " Oh, yeah. Well bye Mama. "
Buff looks at the camera and back as he whispers into the phone.
Buff Bagwell: " I love you. "
There's no chance of hiding that, everybody heard it, even Kurt Angle's Handler..(LOL, sorry for putting that in)..Buff hangs the phone up and slams a nearby pillow against the wall.
Buff Bagwell: " Now Kurt has gone to far. Telling on me.. man he's a teaser and tattle teller! I should tell all of his friends. But I won't, I'm not like Kurt. But I'll get him back, I'll get him good..(Puts hand on his chin).. But how? How can I get the perfect revenge on Kurt without my mom finding out? That's a hard one. "
Buff grabs the gold medals and his European title and leaves the hotel. The scene fades out but quickly fades back in as we see Buff with a ice cream cone.
Buff Bagwell: " So, how would I get Kurt back?..(Slurps on Ice Cream).. Maybe I go to his house and tell his mom? Nope. I don't want to do that. Umm, maybe switch his milk with goats milk? No that's too harsh...(Slurps Ice cream again) HEY!..(Drops Ice Cream)..Awwww! "
Buff rushes back and gets another one.
Buff Bagwell: " Okay, what was it? Man! I forgot! "
Buff tries his hardest to remember.
Buff Bagwell: " Ooooo.. Kurt is so lucky I love frosty treats! "
Buff stops as he suffers from a brain freeze. A old man is sat in front of him.
Old Man Bum: " I'll dance for food. "
Buff looks down at the Bum.
Buff Bagwell: " Did you just say that? "
Old Man Bum: " Yes, I did. "
Buff Bagwell: " Well, this goes against everything I stand for. But go ahead. "
The Bum stands up and dusts himself off. Sudddenly to pulls off a hand stand, then starts to break dance. Buff, amused starts to clap his hands as the Bum gets down. The Bum stops as Buff claps his hands.
Buff Bagwell: " Man, that was good. "
Old Man Bum: " So, can I have some food. "
Buff Bagwell: " You weren't that good. Do something better and I'll think about it. "
Old Man Bum: " Okay. "
The Bum starts again, this time doing some sort of Ballerina act. Buff stares at him like he's out of his mind. But soon comes to respect the type of dance. The Bum then lifts his legs up over his head. Buff claps as the Bum stops once again. Tired and breathing hard.
Old Man Bum: " Now can I have some food? "
Buff Bagwell: " You haven't entertained me quite yet. Try one more time and I'll get you some McDonalds, how does that sound? "
Old Man Bum: " Gre-- "
Buff Bagwell: " What was that? "
Old Man Bum: " Gre-- Grea-- Great. "
The Bum drops to the ground as Buff looks at him. He then pokes him with a stick. The Bum is still breathing. Just fainted, because of all the dancing. Buff goes to walk away but turns back around.
Buff Bagwell: " This old fella can help me. "
Buff leans down and picks the bum up he then throws him inside of a limo and hops in with him. They drive for awhile until they reach a hotel. Buff pulls the Bum out and carries him up four flights of stairs..(Isn't Buff just... Buff).. He come to a door and drops the bum. He then knocks and runs away quickly. The door begins to open as Kurt Angle peeks his head out. The Bum wakes up.
Old Man Bum: " Do you have any food? "
Kurt Angle: " The Homeless. I don't have any food you friggin' bum! "
The scene fades as Buff tries to close his door but the Hommless is blocking the way. Buff Bagwell.. Kurt Angle.. European Title.. 2 out of 3 Falls.. VENGEANCE!
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