The Story

A young woman. A perfect silhouette. She crosses the scarred earth on blistered feet, her ragged clothes flapping in the gentle breeze. She follows the noise from a distant doorway, cold, looming in the darkness ahead. The sound draws her in a way she has never felt, as if she is being pulled into it. The melody grows louder and more distinct, perfect harmonies, banshee-like voices. She finds herself at the large iron door, pulls the latch and swings the door wide open. Bliss. Behold: The Hoochy Girls.

The Hoochys

Adam - Lead Vocals, *retired the* hippy Van, Wanted in Parksville for indecent exposure.
Mark - Bass, playin the game, drinking responsibly.
Cam - Guitar, crazy suits, the superior beard man.
Mike - Alto Sax, fro-y hair, beardo in training.
Dana - Drums, Snoodling in the park
Gare - Trumpet, Heavy Weight Hermanator Champion
Andy - Tenor Sax, Mack Daddy, Enjoys a good Wank.
Carson - T-bone, Jackin' off, the brass monkey.
Pat - Keys, *Newest Hoochy need more dirt*.
Brett - Tenor Sax, Straight Edge, being a band slut.