This is our latest Mully email, click to the last page the read the first email.
If you will notice, her email is always at the top of the page, followed by our response. Each page has an email and response, check the dates to ensure the freshness of the e-mail
Enjoy!
From: "Marilyn Blight"
The dissent of our minds is merely a product of your lack of
understanding
library policies, which are quite standardized across the country. I
appreciate your attempts to create grammatically correct and
comprehendible
sentences, but I would like to point out the non-commendable nature of
vocabulary use beyond what would be otherwise never be utilized during
ordinary interaction. This is not to belittle your writing skills
(which i
believe are impressive - even if you must use the thesaurus), but to
make
you aware of the majority view.
Instead of contributing to the slew of "mullychives" on your splenetic
webpage, I welcome you to post our e-mail interactions in a public
forum.
"Mully"
Our Reply:
Date: Wed, 19 Jun 2002 07:08:01 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Mully B"
Ms. Blight-
Thank you for the few “kind” suggestions that you
included in your last e-mail. The next time we write
you, we will try not to include so many complex words,
because it is evident from your previous e-mails that
you yourself, do not try to increase the intelligence
of a line by inflating the words in it. However,
although try as you might, there is no possible way
that you could convince us that our library is as
humane and tolerable as other libraries in the
country. Nonetheless, our problem isn’t with the
library, it is with how YOU treat people in the
library. We picked up on your bitter sarcasm and
congratulate you for finally showing your true
personality in an e-mail. We also enjoyed your
sadistic response in regards to our grammar and
sentence structure. If you are truly that concerned
for writing ability, then maybe instead of basing your
life around creating a more sound library environment,
you could entertain us with your knowledge of English.
Once again, thank you for an asinine response. Have a
happy
Sincerely,
The Creators
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