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Here's an entry from our guest book, i thought it was worth seeing so here:
Incident # 1
Umm, yeah it's about eleven in the morning on Saturday and I'm waiting
for my sister to get out of the bathroom, so I figure while I wait I might
as well type up a Mully story, sure it will give me carpal tunnel in the
long run, but some things just need to be said:
Incident #1 The Sunglasses
I have no idea what the word means.
Nobody at the school. A
certain individual takes Mully's pride and joy, the super dictionaries,
and puts them in the trash. Friday at 3 of the next day, they're still
there.
ps. this site isn't to be cruel, just to be funny.
when ur done page 2 awaits
Code Name : Koala Ras
Why you love Mully? : she's a freakin' owl! and owls are cool! yeah!
What else? : the dictionary defines "blight" as: "Something that impairs
growth, withers hopes and ambitions, or impedes progress and
prosperity"...coincidence? i think not...
by Jon Tierney
I have this really cool pair of sunglasses. I mean really super
awesome tubular cool, they cost like three bucks but are still pretty much the
greatest thing on Earth(except maybe for tofutie cooties...or whatever
they're called) But yeah, so I'm wearing these ghetto old skoolers in the library and I have to talk to Mully about some stupid social studies project I had to do for Mr. Murphy(yet another winner)...well, anyways, I walk towards the labyrinth of doom and ask for some help...however, instead of doing her
job and showing me the book I need to find, Mully decides it'd be more
fun to make me take off my sunglasses. Nevermind the fact that there's no
rule against them. Not even a little rule. So, me being the jackass I
am decided to ask her why...she of course said she needed to see my eyes.
I'm not sure why, I don't think I was stoned or anything....so it
shouldn't matter that much. But, I refused to take them off. She got
mad at me and started making barking noises(didn't really happen but makes
story twenty times betterererer).
I don't know it's not that good of a story, but it did end with me
getting
kicked out of the library for "insubordination."
The end.
6 o clock at night.
Boo yah.
jon1234567:
the fact that the e-mail is
ilovemully@hotmail.com is way too awesome
ah well...i hope mully doesn't seee this
she'll try to kill you...but
!@#$%^&*():
yah she'd prob have my balls, if i had any, but thank god my name isn't on the site
jontierney1: mully will find out...mully is
relentless...she is a furby with rabies
So Sean King is a little frusterated and he asks Ms. Blight for a little guidance. Ofcourse being the bitch she is, she tells him to go look it up on the card catalog (which fucking noone knows how to use). anyways, so sean being the wise ass he* is, he says "but that will take a freakin long time". so she proceeds to say thats what he will have to go through. sean quietly says "this is bullshit" Ms. Blight then replies "sean come over here." sean walks over. "let me tell you a story" "do i have to?" "Yes!!"
barks the mean old @#$%^& so she goes on to tell us this story...
there was once this boy, and he
wanted a pony for his birthday. he
asked his parents constanly
and wished and wished an wished
for this pony.
come his birthday he got no pony. only a pile of
manure. a few hours later much to his parent suprise
the boy is outside shoveling the manure around.
amazed they walk outside and ask the boy what on
earthhe is doing. and they boy says "Well i figure
theres so much manure right here, there has to be a
pony somewhere."
So sean replies: "so i am supposed to shovel some shit and find some pony?"
!@#$%^&*():
he SWORE??
Brian Harland:
The Bitch says: "sean, go to the office"
Brian Harland: yeah, he was pretty miffed she made him and i listen to that
!@#$%^&*():
i can't believe he swore
!@#$%^&*():
but he is a Mormon
Brian Harland:
so
Brian Harland: he swears all the time
Brian Harland: he just wont smoke, or masterbate or drink
Brian Harland:
or have sex for that matter
!@#$%^&*(): hahah
!@#$%^&*(): i never have heard him swear
!@#$%^&*(): i dont get the story do u?
Brian Harland: not at all
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