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                    Miss America and Miss Afganistan

Miss America is a junior at Portland State University, hoping to eventually get a Master's degree in Bioethics.
"Miss Afghanistan" is forbidden from receiving any education at all, and cannot read or write.
Miss America has worked as a lab assistant at both the Oregon Health Sciences University and the University of Puget
Sound.
Miss Afghanistan is forbidden from working.
Miss America's father is an engineer. Her mother is a teacher.
Miss Afghanistan's father was shot by a gang of Taliban militants. Her mother begs for bread scraps since she
cannot work or remarry.
Miss America wowed the judges by singing a Puccini aria, "O Mio Babbino Caro".
Miss Afghanistan is forbidden from singing or even listening to music of any kind.
Miss America will be traveling the nation nonstop during her reign.
Miss Afghanistan cannot leave her house without a male family member, cannot drive, and cannot be out after dark.
Miss America is an advocate for breast cancer research.
Miss Afghanistan cannot be treated by a male doctor, and for all practical purposes has no access to medical treatment of any kind since men cannot treat women, and women are not allowed to be educated or work.
Miss America can date, marry, or divorce anyone she chooses.
Miss Afghanistan will be stoned to death if caught in the company of a male outside of her family. She is likely
to be sold into an arranged marriage to a man who already has two wives.
Miss America wears sunscreen on the beach to keep from burning.
Miss Afghanistan cannot live in a house with windows unless they are painted black. Since she must wear
a burqua outside, her pale translucent skin has not seen a ray of sunlight in years. So much for Vitamin D.
Miss America could have been disqualified if her swimsuit did not meet pageant standards. Miss Afghanistan can be flogged if the holes in the mesh covering her face are too large.
Miss America will decide how many children, if any, she wants to have.
Miss Afghanistan will be pregnant 3-4 times and 1/4 of her children will die before age 5.
Unfortunately, her babies are 25 times more likely to die in the first year
Miss America is majoring in speech communications at PSU.
Miss Afghanistan is forbidden from speaking in public.
Miss America is 21. Since the U.S. life expectancy for women is 80, she's still a very young woman.
Miss Afghanistan is also 21. But since the life expectancy for an Afghan woman is 43, next year she will be
past middle age. Afghanistan is one of the
only countries in the world in which women have a shorter life expectancy than men
Miss America is a beautiful, intelligent woman and everyone knows it.
Miss Afghanistan is a beautiful, intelligent woman but nobody will ever know it.
God Bless Miss America
God Save Miss Afghanistan