TITLE-- A humorous interlude AUTHOR-- Aimee RATING-- PG, for the mention of a certain little finger EMAIL-- sailor_moon89@hotmail.com Disclaimer: Sailor Moon belongs to a bunch of rich people who probably don't like me...but that's okay. I'll get over it. :*( Please don't sue me. I'm poor. Then why do I own a computer, you ask? Um...it was a gift. *wink wink* This story is a little silly thing I put together. It has no plot--so basically it's not much different from my other fanfics. ;o) It's nothing but dialogue. Enjoy, and please, let me know what you think? sailor_moon89@hotmail.com ----- REI--"Lita, will you leave that pigeon alone?" LITA--"But it looks hungry." MINA--"Don't feed it rice!" AMY--"Oh, great--now the pigeon's going to explode." LITA--"No, it's not. That's just a myth." MINA--"Nuh uh! Why do you think they quit throwing rice at weddings?" SERENA--"Uh-oh..." *BOOM* MINA--"Oh, my gosh!" REI--"You killed it!" SERENA--"Eeeeek!" LITA--"I didn't mean to!" AMY--"Hey guys...I think I may have acquired an epiphany." SERENA--"A what?" LITA--"The poor little birdie..." REI--"Lita, forget the pigeon. Amy's trying to tell us something." SERENA--"What's an eniphapy?" AMY--"E-P-I-P-H-A-N-Y. It's a moment of clear insight." MINA--"Ohhh..." REI--"Why did you just say so?" AMY--"I did. Now Serena, I think I have an eph--Uh, I mean, I think I might have an idea why Darien broke up with you." SERENA--"Really? What is it?" AMY--"Well, maybe a Darien from the future has been sending the Darien of today messages in dreams and visions warning him to stay away from you, or you will die...all for the purpose of testing his love for you." SERENA--"Oh, yeah right, Amy!" REI--"Yeah, that's a little farfetched, don't you think?" AMY--"Oh well...it was just a guess." MINA--"Serena, maybe what you need to get Darien back is a new look." LITA--"Yeah, how about a new hairdo?" REI--*laughing* "How about a wig? It's the new Jan Brady!" MINA--"You always seem to know *JUST* what to say, huh Rei?" REI--"It's a gift." AMY--"Serena, how about glasses? They'll make you look more intelligent." SERENA--"But I already look intelligent." AMY--"Um--sure, whatever you say, Serena." SERENA--"Besides, I don't need glasses. I see fine." REI--"Yeah, except when you're aiming at nega- monsters. Hey Serena, how many fingers am I holding up? SERENA--"I've got one for you." REI--"Oh, that sounds real princess-like, YOUR MAJESTY--and believe me, I use the term lightly. SERENA--"Oh, stop. I'm getting all misty." AMY--"Will you two stop fighting already and apologize?" SERENA--"Alright...I'm sorry for saying all that stuff, Rei." REI--"Yeah, and I'm sorry for calling you a loser." SERENA--"You didn't call me a loser." REI--"Yeah, but I was thinking it." SERENA--"Oooooo, you little brat!" MINA--"Hey, look! There's Reenie!" REENIE--"Hi everyone! I was just feeding the pigeons." LITA--*turns pale and faints* AMY--"Um...what exactly were you feeding them?" REENIE--"Chicken!" *the girls sigh in relief* SERENA--"You fed a bird another bird?" REENIE--"Oh, and I fed it rice too." SERENA--"Uh-oh..." *BOOM* ----- *lol* Uh...sorry. I have this "thing" with exploding birds. They're so fascinating. Anyways, hope you liked my little humorous interlude. Drop me a line and let me know what you thought: sailor_moon89@hotmail.com