| 'Theres been a report that your car was involved in a hit and run this morning' said Shadow as Barney Dribble answered his door 'I haven't driven my car in two days' replied Barney. Just then Bertha Dribble appeared and demanded to know what was going on. Shadow smiled at the comical looking couple. Bertha towered nearly two feet above her five foot husband. 'Now look here Shadow, Barney came home from work two days ago and that car hasn't moved since!' 'Just the same I'd like to see it' said Shadow. Bertha grabbed the keys and stormed out to the garage. 'There, look till your hearts content' she snarled. 'In the light' said Shadow. Furious, Bertha jumped behind the wheel, revved the engine and squealed the tires in reverse.'Satisfied?' screamed Bertha stomping towards the house. 'You two are obviously lying to me' said Shadow. Why would he say that? |
