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| Josh to Brian "If we were on the outside I'd punch your lights out" |
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| Amma To Stuart "You're a smug person who needs to be better than anyone else around them" |
| Dean to Helen "If you're emotionally scarred by losing a sausage, darling, you should see someone" |
| Bubble to Brian " If wearing a hat in bed puts me at ease that's my business" |
| Dean to Elizabeth "I don't want to talk about Destiny's Child, it's beneath me" |
| Brian on Josh "He'll have all the people he's slept with voting for him. Thats half of London." |
| Narinder "I wonder which celebs are saying 'I love Narinder?'" Brian "Stevie Wonder?" |
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| Brian yelling over the fence "Help us! We're being held hostage! We get bread and water if we smile...My names not even Brian, it's Trevor!" |
| Paul - Do you run on batteries? Helen - Batteries? |
| Paul - Do you eat like that in a resaurant? Helen - No in a restruarant I'm a proper lady Paul - So why do you eat like that on national tv where millions of people are going to see you? |
| Brian and Josh come into the Diary Room after a heavy nights drinking Brian - Does Big Brother like boys or girls? Because it's just Big Brother has a very soothing voice and I was wondering if Big Brother would like to sooth me with his voice over dinner when I get out? Josh - Brian we're here for more wine not to get you a date! |