From The Brain Of Tiny

Monday 23 July 2001 Woke up this morning having learned something new already, drinking three pints of Irn Bru before bed is not a good idea! So as I was running to the bathroom I was thinking about how I was going to spend my day, like I ever do anything else! And as usual I decided to sit in front of the computer, but not in chat oooooooh no fixing up my site, again! Came downstairs and immediatly my mum goes off on one. Over nothing I can't even remember what she was moaning about!! I decide to take it easy after having been up so late last night. However I get  some good news, once my mum is done nagging she finds the time to inform me that my mobile has made its triumphnat return back from the Nokia fixy uppyplace!! FANTASTIC!! I once again have my mobile. I leave the house for the first time in two lazy days and toddle along to the garage and purchase a phone card, god it feels good. I commence with a texting marathon spending 12p after 12p after 12p when it would be so much cheaper to just phone my friends! Who cares tho this is the first time ive been able to use my phone in about six or seven weeks and the first times its been in my house for nearly two I'm over the moon!! It's sad but I actually missed it! Later on once again my mum and I had the college arguement (told you it happened daily) she thinks I've been unemployed for too long I said "What was it that gives you that idea? Is it the fact that I stay up till four in the morning and sleep until midday? Is it the fact that my pajamas are now a permanent fixture on my body? That I now class them as my daily oufit? Or is it simply the fact that I watch Home and Away? And that I miss Dales Supermarket Sweep?" She said "em I just think you should get a move on" My sister got back from Blackpool tonight, she brought me back a stick of rock in the shape of a giant cigarrette!! Fantastic! I sat sucking on that while messing around online...it was very yummy mmmmmmmm. I think I've drank more Irn Bru today than the rest of the population of Scotland! I should get a sponsership or something from Irn Bru for the amunt of times I mention them! I could get like a years supply or something! My Uncle Brian once complained to Barrs, he found glass in the bottom of his bottle and told the company and they sent him 100 bottles!! I'm like 'bloody hell Uncle Brian share them out' He said 'fuck of shorty I could have died' (and you wonder why I have a complex about my height!) to which I replied 'You nearly die every time you have a smoke but you share them with us'. He looked at me then said 'Ok one bottle' Sorry that story has nothing to do with what I've been doing today I just like it!! Anyway, i got a text message from my friend whos over in Oz for a few weeks when I finally got to turn my phone on again. Not long till he gets home and then I'm going to an internet cafe for vc! HOORAY! They might have a scanner, I'll take a pic anyways just incase! OMG my dad'll  be raging because he'll need to go up to the loft to get the pics down. Ahhhhh who cares it'll be funny to see his little angry face (he's going so bald and he hates me bringing that up!). Went for a shower tonight (cos I felt smelly, I'd had a shower this morning but I'd been exercising and felt sweaty ewwwww!!) Anyway point is I went in and damn near scolded myself (ended up wandering round the house with hot burnt bits for half an hour, my head and back btw!) then I caught a wiff of my backdraught, I smelled like a little newborn baby, not that i run round sniffing babies but you know what I mean.! ...I just realised my arms are really fucking hot! Nine o'clock arrived and I came offline to watch the Bitching Backstabbing Moaning about lack of food/heat/weather/each other Show also known as Survivor, GO ON CHARLETTE YOU CAN DO IT!!!  In the middle of Survivor was that ad for herbal colgate with that irritating fucking beaver! Ugh don't even get me started on that hairy big toothed little fucker!! OMG look at my language! This is my dad's fault. He makes me angry. He got mad at me because I told him he was a self-centred jerk (he didn't like that). Came online after Survivor then watched Big Brother, Red Dwarf and Happy Gilmour while writing this shite out in my little pad. *Cheesy grin* I'm such a pro!! Jesus it's 0430 in the morning!!! I should probably get to bed or I'll miss Home and Away tomorrow!! I sank into  this unemployment thing frightningly well!! Happiness Rating - 8/10 Hours Watching TV - Uhm A Few Hours Online - Damn I was on for a while yesterday Argument Tally - Four Interesting/Funny Arguments - Just the one when I insulted my daddy :D

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