| From The Brain Of Tiny - Omnibus |
| Monday 30th, Tuesday 31st July Wednesday 1st August |
| Due to my actually having had stuff to do I have been unable to post this daily so here is a three day synopsis, then hopefully things should go back to normal! Monday - had major bust up with mum today resulting in my being confined to my room and having a tennis ball confiscated after me bouncing it off the wall Steve McQueen style for half an hour, then she took my scatch american football from me for the same reason! Yeah she was pretty pissed off! Then after most of my toys had been confiscated i decided to hone my Jedi skills using my interactive Yoda but I failed miserably and decided to hold the little fucker upside down but he liked it! 'Fun this is, upside down am I. See you I can, upside down are you'. Little bastard! Also decided today what my audition vid is going to be for Big Brother 2002! And if I get in I think I'm going to pettition for the song 'Days' by the Kinks to be played on my exit! (You know the one #thank you for the daaaaaaaaays, those endless days those sacred days you gave me# that one). Happiness - 5/10 Tv Time Hours - lots due to bedroom confinment OnlineTime - 1 hour and 46 minutes! Arguments - 2 INteresting/ funny Arguments - none Tuesday - Woke up at my usual middle of the day time and went downstairs to phone my cousin to ask him to bring my American Psycho book to my granny's that night. He said that if I wasn't doing anything else he would appreciate a hand stripping the wallpaper from my Aunt Helena's bedroom, being a helpful little monkey I went along to help. We finished what was left in three hours leaving only the ceiling to be done. We spent the next few hours before I went home talking drivel and making each other laugh whilst watching cartoons, smoking, eating toast and drinking Irn Bru! When I got home I sat about for a few hours before going to bed. Happiness - 7/10 Tv Time - 3 hours ish Online Time - just over an hour Arguments - 0 Wednesday - Had told Paul (my cousin) I'd go to his house and help finish the ceiling today (ugh). So I got up at the back of nine and got myself ready and tidied the house up a bit. Set off to Paul's at about oneish. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to get wallpaper off the ceiling!? It's incredibly difficult! And incredibly painful! I curse the old fella that lived there first and put it up! I really really do! If I was a gypsy I'd have cursed that man yesterday! it took us a few hours to get it all done, then as we had decided we went to play snooker at the local snooker hall and have a few drinks. I am quite possibley the worlds shittest player! I got a few good shots in tho and even won a game! HOORAY! In the 4 hours we were there we had eight bottles of Miller (no Smirnoff Ice! Paul likes Miller tho so he was happy enough I don't like it that much) and two bags of dry roasted nuts. As we were leaving we looked down the road and my bus was on it's way up, so we dived out into the middle of the road and got it to stop. Fortuanatly I knew the bus driver and he was cool about it! I came back home and decided to shower (I have no idea why I thought this was a good idea!) Anyways I went up for a shower and for some reason decided to have a little sit down! I leant back against the wall and felt like i was sinking into it but i figured 'nah I'm just more drunk than I thought'. A little while later I stood up and got out and looked in for some reason and there where I'd been sitting was a hole in the wall! I had a heart attack! I went dpwnstairs and calmy explained to my father that it wasn't my fault, he went upstairs for a look and all I heard before running upstairs and going to bed was 'FOR FUCKS SAKE!' Happiness - 10/10 (drunk tho so thats why!) Tv Time - 30 minutes Online time - 1 hour or so Arguments - 0 (was in bed before it kicked off!) |
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