Back to normal for From The Brain. I was showing people at college the rubbish I find online then told them there was even worse things online and showed them this page, unfortunatley we didn't have time to actually look at it so off they went with the address and went on at home or from the college. One person, Lesley signed the guestbook which was nice! But thats not all she did! No no Lesley couldn't leave it at signing my guestbook she printed out the autobiography I made up on this site and sat giggling and reading it in History the next day (yesterday)... I'm pretty sure the girl next to her was reading it aswell but it's ok I suppose if I didn't want people reading it I wouldn't have put it on a website! Of course I wasn't listening to the lecturer either I was reading things from a website we found about South Park, Words Of Wisdom. If you keep an eye on the clubs I'll be putting them up between the * thingys after my name... just incase you were interested :D Well I was reading that and doodling, then as I tried to pass my, now semi-infamous, doodles (I'll put them up in here when I get my scanner... if I ever get one that is :|) down to Lesley as she was sitting miles away from Neil and I and missing out on all the fun and frolicks... well maybe not frolicks! What is a frolick anyway?... Actually I don't care *ahem* aaaaaaaaaanyway the lecturer caught us passing things up the desk and started yabbering on about how distracting it is when people do that but I shut off after a minute or so and started thinking about how 'The Horse' could ever be understood ('The Horse' is someone in our class who look AMAZINGLY like a horse, I keep wondering if I should tell her any of my jokes about her like 'Did you hear her family put her on a diet? They are only half filling her nose bag!') seeing as she speaks so funny due to her abnormally sized teeth and tiny head. Then after the lecturer was done yelling at us (not so much yelling as speaking in a not nice tone... take form it what you will) I drew another picture to be passed down, this time of the lecturer with a Hitler style 'tache doing that Hitler hand thingy with the folloing dialogue 'HISTORY, MOTHERWELL COLLEGE EVERY WEDNESDAY... ALSO KNOWN AS THE GREAT DEPRESSION 2001, LED BY MEINE FUHRER BARRET'. If she'd seen that she would have went balistic!
Anyway in our infinate wisdom we decided not go back after lunch and went to a pub called Jack Daniels to play pool (this was at about oneish). Then at roughly five o'clock we decided to move on to another pub where the pool table wasn't at a tilt! Bar Starka - Vodka Bar! The loveliest pub around! We sat in here drinking My Ties (I know this is the incorrect spelling but thats how you pronouce them :P) Basically these are Peach Schnapps, Vodka, Malibu and shit loads of other things! Alan said we got triple measures as he and Neil know the bartender... we got a bit tipsy! With these cocktail things you get them in a huge big fuck-off jug! Then Lesley did some things that were incredibly funny and it's very tempting to put them up here but I'd better not otherwise she WILL beat the hell out me! Yes, I am scared of her!
Anyway, came home to a bollocking off the parents for not informing them of my whereabouts "Why didn't you phone?" "My battery was flat" "Oh, and there wasn't a [hone in the pub?" "Yeah there was but I didn't use it" Then I went upstairs to "Tell Iain I hadn't died or anything" seeing as my mum had phoned him enquiring to my whereabouts... THEN I got a bollocking off HIM for trying to make up excuses as to why I had to go to his house later tonight as oppossed to the time we'd arranged... the real reason being I wanted to go out with that lot again to Starka. The first reason I gave him was the real one then when he told me no I tried "I can't come up till 11 as I'm having an oopledoopleectimy at the hospital till then" He didn't buy it though I tried loads more but he didn't believe any of them!
Just after nine I decided to go to bed (in fairness I had been drinking from 1pm untill 8ish) then Lesley phoned asking about what had happened that night as her mind was blank, then when I told her she caled me a liar as she didn't believe she could do such stupid things but eventually after making me swear on everything I own she did.
Today at college Neil and Jemma (not sure if this is how she spells her name but it's not important!) informed her that everything I'd told her was true then Lesley told US that she was told today that she had been found at Airbles train station sleeping in a grit bin by her friend, then she was even more embarrassed when some guys from the college that had been on her bus (she fell asleep on the bus and fell off her chair) started yelling at her as they passed us at lunch! She was mortified but in fairness she deserved it... she made a total arse of herself but kept us all entertained and hopefully she may let me stick up some of the stupid things she did on her as a lesson to all young drinkers that it really CAN make you even dumber!
But Anyways ladies and gentlemen I give you my friend Lesley :P
Today after college I phoned my old science teacher trying to borrow a book from her for biology. I popped in at about half two to collect it and then popped in to see my old drama teacher (she loved me, thought I was the dogs bollocks!) and she was actually really pleased! Scary! But I stood and chatted to her for a while (ages actually about forty-five minutes! :O ) and she told me not to be a stranger... they couldn't get me to go there when it was compulsory so shes just clutching at straws :P But I will go see her when I give back the book... whenever that may be!
Off to stay at Iain's tonight (not Starka as I would have liked but it'll still be... fun LOL nah I'm kiddng we always have great fun together :D) then tomorrow at the crack of dawn we're off to Ayr to Haven :D It's a holiday place apparently so that'll be fun then on Saturday I might be going out not sure though need to see the finances...
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