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MunchkinUno: Howdy y'all and welcome to The Corrin Show! I'm your host, MunchkinUno, since the star is off doing something else more!
MunchkinDos: Uno! Oh Uno! Do you love me? Yes, of course you do...no you don’t, why would you?
MunchkinUno: Get a hold of yourself man! You’re scaring these nice ladies and gents.
MunchkinDos: My self-esteem has gone down the poop hole! All the crap’s hit the fan! Life sucks!
MunchkinUno: Duh, where have you been for the past 16 years?! Get your sorry excuse of a carcass off my stage!
MunchkinDos: But Uno!! Uunooo!
MunchkinUno: Ah! Sorry about that folks. Well ladies and gentlemen, let’s get on with the show! Look at these gorgeous links, take a pick, anyone. Enjoy the circus!