"We have lost our light, we are without flame in the darkness"


 
 

WELCOMES YOU TO HIS REALM. YOU MIGHT DISCOVER MANY THINGS HERE, ONE OF THEM MAYBE A CURE FOR A WOE, OR A WOE ITSELF.












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Help, this is all too much for me, my meager mental resources cannot cope, please show me something easier.


 
 
 

the daily update:

Being of foolhardy and fast flowing constituents.
This is the section with all the latest updates/ news/ downloads, before I incorporate them into the mainstream of the rest of the site. Objects inserted here will depend entirely on your requests, feedback and suggestions.
 

Status: 10/7/2000:
Nothing yet, this site has just opened dammit! Go check out the downloads and stuff.
 
 


 
 
 
 

the book of souls:

Being of unique and sublime entirety.
This is the main course, containing all the interesting, and not so interesting objects. Hapless wanderers have found downloads, apps, progs, music, links, and photo galleries nestled snugly within its warm interiors.
 

INTRODUCTION: Once upon a turd, there was a little hermaphrodite called Richard...

The story so far.....
ok ok, quit your moaning, I've got some  stuff to keep your interest for a while:
 

Chapter 1:  The untimely deaths of doctor Sparkplug, and his lucious assistant Barnaby,or The appreciation Pages: Dedicated to people who's work makes us feel happy/sad/couldn't care less:

1-Samael

2-Magada Elroumi

3-Microsoft
 
 
 

Chapter 2: The Captain's Balls Inn and Tavern, or Er...downloads:
 

IMPORTANT NOTICE: THE FOLLOWING PROGRAMS ARE ALL SHAREWARE, AND ARE FREELY DISTRIBUTABLE, THEY HAVE BEEN CHECKED FOR VIRUSES PRIOR TO UPLOAD BY MCAFEE ANTIVIRUS.

1-The Analog Satellite descrambler-Capable of er...descrambling analog satellite channels, whooopie!

2-Teleport Pro -web grabbing program-Capable of er...grabbing web sites, yaaaahie!

3-Hjsplit-Capable of miraculously splitting up your files then joining them again, useful for floppy transferals of large files, coool!

4-Mesho-capable of displaying annoying sheep all over your desktop, craaap!
 
 
 
 

Chapter 3: The foolhardy adventures of Mr. Mistletoe and his faithful sidekick Rubadub or,Linx......good sites and crap sites.

1-Astalavista.box.sk---for all your serial numbers and cracks
2-Metalab.unc.edu/dbarberi/funky---converts web addresses to ip numbers, useful if you are behind a proxy which blocks out certain sites
3-Windrivers.com---totally essential, drivers for all sorts of hardware
4-Thixotropic.da.ru---Sam's Home page, a must see
5-Abdoasfari.da.ru---Bady's Home page....No Comment
6-Shownomercy.com---sick, completely and utterly
7-Rotten.com---same as above
 
 

to be continued....

IF YOU WOULD LIKE YOUR LINK ADDED HERE, EMAIL IT TO ME


 
 
 

uncomming unsoon:

All the mindless wonders and splendid creations soon to be unleashed upon the unworthy cretins of this wretched world(wide web).
 

Status: 10/7/2000:
Well , let me see now, by the end of july, there hopefully will be an mp3 archive for you to drool over, as well as a dung load of programs and apps, keep me posted on what you wanna see here.
 
 



 
 
 
 

sciptures:




Dare you walk the line? Dare you cross the threshhold?
Dare you make a suggestion which will damn you for all eternity? Dare you make an entry into an unknown guest book, and forum, on a meglomanic host server, run by a bunch of deranged computer buffs? well? are you man enough?
 
 

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hastings:

Are you insane enough to host your page here? are you blind? cant you see the obvious? do you have no dignity?well, if it weren't for crazy people, we wouldn't have any sane ones, so you have as much right to enjoy life as they do. if you are positive that you want to host your page here, send it (one html file, plus the graphics), to my email. i'll post your page right here in the hastings section, along with all the other inmates and loons. what does it cost? refer to the "what have you got to lose" section below.

what have you got to gain? nothing, absolutely nothing at all.
what have you got to lose? time, effort, space, calories, self-worth, dignity, pride, morality....etc
 
 

NO HOSTED PAGES YET
 
 


 
 

f.u.q:

frequently unasked questions. wanna write a fuq? couldn't give a f.u.q? go ahead test your wits, send a f.u.q to me. if its good ill post it. you may write just a question, and i'll supply the answers, or you may try your hand at being clever and write both. so come on what are you waiting for? give me a f.u.q.
 
 

NOT AVAILABLE YET
 
 
 


 
 

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